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Welcome back to Legally Friends.
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Today we have a very special repeat offender, I guess you could call in the courtroom since it's like legal stuff.
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Rachel Parcel is back for round two.
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I'm back.
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Welcome back.
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Thank you.
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Zach, are you gonna be nicer to me this time?
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You know, we'll have to wait and see.
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But yes, I'm gonna be like this.
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Yes, we'll we'll we'll see how it goes.
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You know, we'll see how it goes.
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Uh, but we have life updates today, some sister drama, brother-in-law rankings, sister-in-law rankings, a brand new segment that I created just for Rachel.
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What is it?
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I'm calling it exhibit A.
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Because legal terms, you'll see.
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I think you'll like it.
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It's it's good.
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You'll like it.
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All right.
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Um, so she's gonna have to, in a way, defend some of her past internet stuff.
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But did you get on my Reddit page?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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None of that.
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Okay.
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No, I don't ever go on there.
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This is all like old blog posts, old pictures.
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Oh, we're terrified.
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All right, so let's get into it.
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Opening statements.
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This is where we give each other live updates, what's going on.
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So let's start with Amy.
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You're moving.
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Oh, you also babysat my boys for three days, which was greatly appreciated.
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Thank you.
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We had the best time.
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I missed them so much when they were with your parents.
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I just like felt empty without them.
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They they had a fun time with you, that is for sure.
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They're just the best little boys.
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We had a fun time, and then um, well, Emily got her big surgery.
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So I have been nurse Amy, I have been mother Amy, Nanny Amy.
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Well, that's what I mean by mother.
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I'm their mother because their mother is like laid up in bed.
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I thought you were Emily's mother.
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Uh no.
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No, I'm her nurse and I'm her children's mother.
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So I've been running all her carpools.
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I was supposed to move yesterday, and I had to reschedule the movers because I don't know what I expected with Emily's surgery.
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I was like, oh, she'll be fine by Wednesday.
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No, no.
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Oh no, no.
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In fact, it's worse today.
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It's the worst it's ever been.
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When she FaceTimed me this morning, it was I thought I was like still asleep, and there was like a demon visiting me in my nightmares.
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It's really bad.
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I feel she posted it, but so that's what I said.
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Terrified of her.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I don't blame him.
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I'm terrified.
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We went over there for dinner last night, and truly he cried.
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He couldn't even look at her.
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He was either hiding in Michael's chest or he was going like this.
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Couldn't look at her.
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I went to Costco because we were buying moving stuff, and so I saw the fair life drinks that she had specially requested.
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So I bought them, but I couldn't take him to her.
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I pulled up to the side of the house, had Megan run in because I I can't see her.
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Like, I I Zach gets real like he'll like legit pass out.
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Yeah, I can't do it.
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I saw those pictures, uh, that was insane.
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Did you see the video of the surgery?
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I refuse to watch it.
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I'm not watching that.
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She sent it like we want to watch it.
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Just nonchalant in the family text.
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Yeah.
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Sorry, I don't want to see your head being filleted open.
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Oh.
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Wait, who sent wait, who's in there taking the video?
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I was confused.
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The doctor.
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The doctor.
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Or like his like his nurse.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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I guess because she was asking for that.
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That makes sense.
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Because she wanted someone in there.
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Because I remember she was saying she wanted SJ to come in or something and take video.
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She wanted, no, she wanted Ariel in there because Ariel's in the school.
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Yeah, she's in nursing school.
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But then it was Ariel spring break, and she had already planned something, so she couldn't go in.
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So he was like, I'll take, I'll have one of my nurses take the videos.
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They cut her eye right here, and then they like pull it back, and then they like hold it like down here.
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No, you can see this.
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Yeah.
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It looks like it looks like she's missing her eyeball.
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And then they section her hair off into like squares almost.
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And that's where they cut.
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They like cut right here for the eyebrow lift.
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Oh.
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But they like have to like hold it open, and so you can like see like the inside of her head.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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We're done.
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We're good.
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Thank you.
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Moving on.
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Um, let's just say that's gonna be a long recovery.
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Uh yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm her nanny today.
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I have to go run all her kids' carpal's today.
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Yeah, she called me and I said, sorry, I have a horsey lesson that I can't miss because I have a rodeo next week.
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Well, not a rodeo.
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She called me this she called me this morning and was like, I need you to take my kids.
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Yeah.
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And I have to dance mom and up tonight because Capri has a competition.
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True.
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Well, you guys are very nice.
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You're being you're you're helping her.
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So that's nice too.
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You'll be blessed.
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You're not going to the competition tonight.
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Who, me?
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Yeah.
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Well, here's the thing.
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I have a dinner tonight with a bunch of girlfriends, which I want to go.
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However, I don't think I can go.
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I think I have to cancel because I'll miss Capri and Capri will be mapped.
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So I think I'm gonna have to cancel my girls' dinner.
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No, she doesn't compete till Saturday night.
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Oh, gotta so yeah, I think I'm gonna have to cancel that dinner.
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I was hoping that we were gonna be in Dance Mom Hell together again.
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No, mm-mm.
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No, I don't have that tonight.
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Dang.
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You're so low.
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But I will I will be there to support and yell at her to point her toes.
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So basically, Amy's being the nanny, the nurse, the mother to my kids when we were gone.
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You've been doing a lot.
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You've been busy.
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She's a busy gal.
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She's too busy to date.
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Maybe this is the issue.
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Yeah, we'll leave it there.
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We'll leave it there.
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Um, my update though, I was in Hawaii having a great time.
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How was it?
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Honestly, probably one of my favorite trips ever.
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It was so fun.
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It wasn't exactly a trip I think you two would enjoy.
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No, you were doing a lot of activities.
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You guys were like being tourists to the 10th degree.
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It was the best.
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Which isn't a bad thing.
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My thing is I just want to lay by the pool.
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I don't want to go do touristy things.
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See, like I respect that.
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I I people like to do it their own way.
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But I got there and we had planned like a couple things, but I was laying at the pool, staring at my phone, actually at the beach, staring at my phone, and I'm like, what are we doing?
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We're in Hawaii looking at our phone.
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That felt off to me.
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I was like, well, let's go do some more things.
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And and Megan wanted to do them too.
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It wasn't just me like pulling her to go do things.
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Like she she definitely wanted to do them.
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So we did a luau.
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We went surfing.
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I went surfing, she did not.
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We went fishing, deep sea fishing, horseback riding, kayaking.
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We did it all.
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How was the fish?
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Did it taste good?
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Luckily, the chef was amazing.
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So he so what happened is we caught a tuna when we were out deep sea fishing.
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And the hotel said before we left that if we catch something, we can take it back and they'll cook it for us.
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And so I catch this fish, and then we're walking.
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I'm like walking into the lobby of this Ritz Carlton with a little bit.
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And like, here's my fish.
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And like the blood of it is like coming through my hands.
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It's dripping.
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I'm surprised that you could like do that because you don't like blood.
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It's different.
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It's different.
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Oh, because it's a fish, not a human.
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Yeah, exactly.
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And so then I went and like met with the chef, talk and talked to him, and then we came back that night.
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And he prepared, he like came out and tell told us what he's gonna do when he's gonna prepare.
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And it was honestly.
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Was it fishy?
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Not at all.
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Okay.
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No.
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It honestly Megan said it tasted more like chicken than fish.
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It was so good.
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Oh, tuna of the sea.
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Exactly.
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Chicken of the sea.
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Do you know what that's from?
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No.
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Uh Jessica Sem.
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Jessica Sem Silly Wets.
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Yeah.
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How did Megan survive not being with the boys?
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She was great.
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She got a little mad at my parents, though.
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Because my oh, I I didn't know this.
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Not necessarily at my mom, but my dad.
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So with you all.
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Oh, Dick.
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You guys will FaceTime and like send tons of pictures and really like keep us updated on what's going on.
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And my dad is more of out of sight, out of mind, so it doesn't bug the boys, and so they don't get worked up that we're not there.
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And he does not like us FaceTiming.
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He thinks it gets them worked up and causes them to act out a little bit more, which I can understand.
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So then it was her birthday, and he wasn't gonna let us FaceTime on Megan's birthday.
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He is so rigid.
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And uh then I after like 20 texts back and forth, then he finally gave in.
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And I think my mom yelled at him to like make him FaceTime.
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And so then we FaceTime, but that was still on Thursday, and we didn't leave till Monday.
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And then after that, he sent me this like paragraph text like, no more FaceTiming, you're not doing anymore.
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We'll text you, we'll send you pictures, but that's it.
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No more FaceTiming.
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I was like, oh my gosh.
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And so we didn't talk to him the rest of the time.
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Can you please tell the story of when your dad texted you?
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What one?
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When you farted in the car.
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This is like my favorite story ever.
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I mean, it's probably not too funny to anyone because they don't know him, but like we've been married for like two or three years, maybe like three years.
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And we were living in Lehigh, I think.
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And um, so Megan and I would drive up to my parents for sometime Sunday dinner or something.
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So I remember we had gone up there and we pull up, and I think my dad was outside, and so then I guess I had farted right before we pulled up.
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And so Megan gets out and she's like, Oh, you stink so bad, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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And my dad's just like disgusted at me.
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Like, are you serious?
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You you do that in front of your wife and all this stuff.
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And so he didn't make like too big of a deal at that time, but then like a couple days later, I don't, it was just out of the blue.
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I get a text from him calling him saying, You can't be doing that in front of your wife.