March 29, 2026

Episode 11: "Why Would She Do That to Her Face?" + Most Likely To: In-Law Edition

Episode 11: "Why Would She Do That to Her Face?" + Most Likely To: In-Law Edition

Send us Fan Mail Emily is back from CO2 laser surgery looking like Frankenstein — and Zach's classmates won't stop asking him about it. Amy went barrel racing in Colorado and actually competed. Zach found a house in Dallas. And then we try a brand new segment: Most Likely To — In-Law Edition. Things we cover: • Emily's surgery recovery — bloody tears, drains, and why people are judging her • Amy's barrel racing jackpot competition (she's going for the Draper Rodeo next) • Zach looked at 14 ...

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Emily is back from CO2 laser surgery looking like Frankenstein — and Zach's classmates won't stop asking him about it. Amy went barrel racing in Colorado and actually competed. Zach found a house in Dallas. And then we try a brand new segment: Most Likely To — In-Law Edition.


Things we cover:

• Emily's surgery recovery — bloody tears, drains, and why people are judging her

• Amy's barrel racing jackpot competition (she's going for the Draper Rodeo next)

• Zach looked at 14 houses in 2 days — "everyone else is disgusting"

• Amy calls out Emily for never visiting her in 4 years

• Ranking the sisters (ties are NOT allowed)

• NEW: Most Likely To — In-Law Edition (who gives unsolicited advice? who shows up unannounced?)

• Amy snaps at Emily mid-episode: "If it's not about you Emily, you don't care"

• Judge & Jury: MIL gives a gift card to a store you've never shopped at

• Judge & Jury: Father-in-law only thanked the husband for raising a good family

• Taylor Frankie Paul / Bachelorette breakdown — ABC knew everything

• Secret Lives of Mormon Wives gossip


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Welcome back to Legally Friends and welcome back to our gorgeous, gorgeous kitty cat, Emily.

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Thank you for joining us again.

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You look you're looking a little kitty-ish, but that's okay.

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We're so happy to have you back and that you're alive and well.

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I'm back, bitches, and I look like a cat.

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I'm very swollen.

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And I had a complete crash out last night.

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I called my doctor.

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Rachel was like, You're so embarrassing.

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How dare you call your doctor?

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I I've called him five times in the last two weeks.

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You might be his most difficult high maintenance patient.

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I asked him, I said, Am I your most difficult annoying patient?

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And he said, Not even close.

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No way.

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He said, Not even close.

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Well, he probably tells everybody that.

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Like he's not gonna be like, Yeah, you suck.

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Yeah, I'm loving my eyebrow placement.

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I think it's a slay.

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But my lower blef, I was not expecting it to be pulled so tight.

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He explained to me why it is.

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So basically, there's this thing that serial killers have where the under of their eye right here flips out.

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You find us a picture.

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Okay, do you see this guy's eyes?

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How like the white is flipped out?

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Oh yeah.

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Basically, what he said to me is he stitches the flap down underneath here and pulls it tight so that doesn't happen.

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It fades over six to eight weeks.

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I'm on two weeks right now.

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So I'm I'm 16 days out.

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And so it that stitch will hold it really tight for six to eight weeks and then it goes back to normal.

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I've done my research, that's what it says, but that's why I'm pulled so tight.

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But he swears to me.

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Last night when I was like literally like having a complete mental breakdown, he was like, I promise you your eyes, your eye shape will be back to normal.

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You're pulled really tight.

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A lot of people that get facial surgery have mental breakdowns and crash outs because they're so nervous about the results, just like I am right now.

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But he's like, I promise in three months you'll love it.

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It's gonna be a long three months, sweetie.

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There's a lot more crash outs to come.

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Because I right now, like, I would not be okay with how this is.

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And like you, yeah, you can even see down here, like I'm so swollen still.

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Like my nose looks big, my cheeks look big, like everything just looks big.

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I feel like I could like press your forehead in.

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Yeah, like it's so swollen.

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I feel like I could like press on it and it would like in the bottom.

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And my eyes right here, you guys, they still hurt so bad.

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Like, even when I wash my face, it hurts.

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Like barely the touch of it hurts.

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And last night I was sleeping with London, bam, elbow in the face.

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Yeah, no, no, yeah, really bad.

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I feel like this is like the toughest time because you're starting to feel like you look a little more normal, but you don't.

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Or like when you have the when you have the bruises and stuff, you're like, oh, I'll be fine, I'll look better, whatever.

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But now it's in the transition where you're still a little swollen, not everything's right.

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Yeah, like do you guys remember when Jessie Draper like posted her Instagram where she was like, This is not how I want to look.

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I'm not okay with this.

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But now she looks incredible.

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She's still not happy with it.

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I just listened to her call her daddy episode while I was getting ready, and she was like, She was still saying, like, I wish I never would have done it.

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She didn't like her fat grafting, which I didn't do any fat grafting.

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What is that?

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She like put fat underneath her eyes.

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Yeah, they pull fat from like your boobs or your stomach or your legs and they put it underneath your eyes.

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Like, so you see how my eye, I have like a bag right there.

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Because I'm an old bag.

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Like, if your eyes are like sunken in, they'll put fat to like push, like, plump it back up.

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Yeah.

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But I've heard that that's like now like you don't want to do that.

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Yeah, it can get lumpy.

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Yeah, my doctor was like, I would not do fat transfer on you.

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So he just pulled it really tight.

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But like you can even see, like, can you see the scar here and here?

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That will take some time.

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Like right there.

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Yeah, your eyes are so swollen, like your eyelids.

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Oh, it hurt, it's like so painful.

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But my skin is skinny.

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Oh, your skin looks incredible.

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This is CO2.

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The CO2 slays.

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So I remember when you were first, it was, I don't know, maybe like five days out, a week out, and you were like, maybe I shouldn't have done the CO2.

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Like, this is so painful.

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It was like getting itchy.

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Are you still feeling like that?

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Are you happy with everything that you did?

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I'm happy with the CO2.

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I'm happy with the brow lift.

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I'm to be determined on the lower bluff.

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But the CO2 is worth worth it.

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The the bark is worse than the bite.

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Like the first three days, I couldn't even feel the CO2.

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I could have cared less about that.

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I had a headache.

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Day four, my neck got itchy.

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Look at that fresh baby skin.

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So I was itchy for like three days and then I was fine.

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Do you think the CO2 could help with these lines right here?

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Yeah, it does help with lines.

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I gotta get that done.

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But like I am worried I'm very worried about my lower.

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I just hope it calms down.

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Or else I might have to go back in and have them loosen that up.

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Okay, wait, look, do I ready?

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Okay, so this is my eyebrows natural.

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Ready?

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Okay.

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No, don't do that.

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Amy, Amy, pull it from here.

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Like I like I'm trying to like lift it, but then my eyes kind of go crazy.

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Okay, yeah, you gotta lift from there.

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He said you want to take here and here and lift.

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You're too young.

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Don't do that.

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No, don't touch anything.

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No, not right now.

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I'm saying in like when I'm your age.

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Well, let's just see.

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Let's just see how this plays out.

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Because right now I'm a little concerned.

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Alright, I'm bored with this conversation.

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Okay, fine.

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Go.

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This is annoying.

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Okay, on to much bigger and better things.

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Really fast.

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Were you guys bored without me?

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We were thriving and having so much fun without you.

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And Megan was great.

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I loved having Megan on, so that was fun.

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Yeah, there wasn't like the hole that was missing without you.

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No offense.

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Okay, can we talk about the Taylor Frankie Paul, Bachelorette, Dakota, Secret Lives, that whole thing.

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I need to debrief and I need to know what you guys think.

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Well, and Zach probably has no idea because he's like not chronically online like we are.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so do you someone give me the update?

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Tell me.

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Emily, you go.

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Okay, so you know, Secret Lives Mormon Wives.

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Taylor Frankie Paul.

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Her up her first episode of The Bachelorette was supposed to be on Sunday.

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They canceled it two days before because this recording came out of her arrest from was it three years ago?

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Yeah.

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Here's like something that does bother me.

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Well, her arrest because of domestic violence.

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Yes.

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It bothers me that ABC and The Bachelorette even cast her in the beginning.

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They knew they had the whole police report.

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They had that video.

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If they had the page report, they saw the video because that's where the video came from.

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Yeah, and the police report talks about all of this, how she threw the chair, it hits the daughter.

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Like we knew all this.

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This is not any new information.

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And also, if you go back and watch Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season one, episode one, that's how the whole series starts.

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It starts that way.

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It starts the whole thing.

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Like they take the bar stool.

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It's like you can't act surprised.

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It's like, why are we shocked?

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And then pulling her season.

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I thought there was new information that was brought out.

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So what it was, the vit we had heard about the video.

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We always knew there was a video.

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The public had not seen it.

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Two days before The Bachelorette was to air, somebody, aka Dakota.

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Dakota, the ex who was recording, he gave the video to TMZ.

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And TMZ leaked it and it was everywhere.

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And also, I mean, watching a video and hearing it and like hearing the daughter like scream and cry for her mom is horrible.

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It's horrible, like actually watching it and hearing that just being like, there's a video out there.

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So I'm sure when ABC, like, if they didn't see the video three years ago when they watched it, I'm sure they were like, oh crap, and they were in like crisis mode.

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But also they knew about all of these allegations with the domestic violence, and they knew the chair had hit the daughter because it's all in the police report.

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We all knew that.

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That's why I was so confused when they cast her in the first place.

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Because I'm sorry, she is in no position to be the Bachelorette.

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ABC for years has been a family show.

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So when they cast Bachelor and Bachelorettes, there's they are always looking for like America's sweetheart type of thing.

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Wholesome.

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I'm sorry, Taylor Frankie Paul is not America's sweetheart.

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And they knew that.

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They knew that.

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That's what bothers me.

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They knew that.

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That's it.

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It really pisses me off because they like put all this backing behind her because for like a hot second, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives was like the biggest show.

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And I'm sure ABC wanted more ratings for The Bachelor.

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And so they were like, let's cast Taylor Frankie Paul.

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But then they don't stand behind their decision because public opinion changed.

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So here's what I think.

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Stand behind your decision, or don't cast the girl that you know got arrested for domestic violence in the first place.

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And they knew it all.

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Here's what I think should happen.

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So they pulled the bachelorette.

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It's no longer gonna be on ABC.

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Which canceled it.

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Did you did you see the trailer?

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No.

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Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

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The trailer actually does look good, but this is also my thing.

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It's fake.

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That's not Taylor.

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Like, even watching the trailer, I'm like, that's not the tailor that's on Secret Lives.

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Yesterday on Call Her Daddy, Alex talked to Jesse about this, and Jesse said, actually, like she is a different person when she's not in this toxic cycle with Dakota.

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So it's like, okay.

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Okay, so then she's a 31-year-old woman, a mom of three.

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Yeah.

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Stay away from Dakota.

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Like, really, it's not that hard.

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She's such a self-sabotager.

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She's not sure if you're not sure.

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She does it to herself because guess what?

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Spoiler alert, which actually it's not even a spoiler because they're not even airing it.

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She gets home from the Bachelorette, and then like two weeks later, she's back together with Dakota.

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Well, now they're saying she is really engaged to that Doug guy.

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They're not engaged anymore.

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They were for like.

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I saw something that she is, and she's still with him.

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But here's what I think should happen.

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I think Hulu should air it.

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I think that it should be behind a paywall.

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So you have to pay to watch it.

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And I think that ABC should take and Hulu and Disney Plus should take the money from the paywall or whatever money they make and donate it to domestic violence, women's shelters, I don't know, something.

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Because it's like we do want to see it as fans.

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I think it would be good if they got that money and donated it.

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Yeah.

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The other thing that I don't like is they're all kind of putting it back on Taylor.

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And I mean, yes, it was Taylor who made those decisions, but it's ABC who casted her and they knew it did be the Bachelorette.

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This is all that makes zero sense to me from the outside.

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Zero sense.

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Also, it was very, very convenient on Dakota Coder.

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No, that's what I was gonna say.

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Have you seen all of the they've done like these TikTok mashups of like the Tell Me Lies characters and Dakota and Taylor and how it's like these toxic cycles, and they're like, I'll send it to you.

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But if you're I never watched Tell Me Lies, but people are saying that he's like that one kid.

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Yeah, because the guy, Steven, releases a video of her that he had been holding over her head for two years.

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And I think that Dakota probably was holding this over her head.

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Oh, for sure he was.

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Yeah.

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For sure.

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Do you think he got paid?

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Oh, yes, I do for the video.

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Yes, TMZ paid him a lot of money.

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So much money to release that video.

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So I saw something yesterday, and this lady used to work for TMZ, and she said they don't pay you as much as you think that they would for this kind of video.

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She said he probably got paid between five to ten thousand dollars for that video.

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Ah, no shot.

00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:20.960
That's nothing.

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This is my issue with this whole thing.

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The timing of everything is just like all too good.

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He released a maximum impact.

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But my thing is this, how did he know she was ever gonna be the bachelorette?

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Like, this happened on season one.

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You know, this kid, this look hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.

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This happened on season one or before Secret Lives Mormon Wives even came out.

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There has been four seasons now.

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In the first three, like, every time they've been bigger and bigger and bigger.

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Like, why did he not do it before then?

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Because I'm sure if it was five to ten thousand dollars, he probably could have made that money back then, too.

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This is what I think.

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I think I think he held it over her head.

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Maybe he was like, if you don't get back together with me, or and maybe that's why she keeps going back because he's like holding this video over her head.

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That can make sense, but then I think it kept getting bigger, and he was probably like, Okay, I'm gonna hold out, I'm gonna hold out, I'm gonna hold out.

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And then she got Bachelorette, and then I think he was like so upset that everybody was like, Yay, Taylor Frankie Paul's the Bachelorette.

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We're loving her, you get da da da da.

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So then I think he was like, you know what?

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She's getting her payday, I'm gonna get mine too.

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Yeah, he wanted maximum impact, so he waited and waited and waited and released it at the perfect time to hurt her, which I she is not an angel.

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And I think what she did to in front of her kids is disgusting.

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But he it was convenient timing, yeah.

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Yeah, and maybe he waited, maybe he like offered it to TMZ, and they were like, We'll give you five to ten grand, and he's like, No, it's not enough.

00:14:02.639 --> 00:14:10.159
So then he waited for them to get bigger, and then right before the bachelorette, I'm sure I guarantee he got more than 10 grand for that video.

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I think so too.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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That's just the time it's it just makes me sad for the kids.

00:14:15.919 --> 00:14:19.120
It's just sad for the kids, it's heartbreaking for the kids.

00:14:19.519 --> 00:14:24.000
Yeah, because these people have got to figure out their lives, yeah.

00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:32.559
Like, yeah, and when people hear Mormons now, unfortunately, she's at the top of the list.

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Yep.

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I hate that.

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I hate that anyway, not a good look.

00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:42.320
So now Jesse is getting a divorce from Jordan.

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Oh, he just sound he just sounds like the worst.

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She's another girl on Secret Lives and Mormon Wives.

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Yeah.

00:14:51.279 --> 00:14:51.519
Okay.

00:14:51.840 --> 00:14:56.159
And now she he just filed for divorce and she was just on call her daddy.

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And she was saying that, like, because one of the seasons, season three was like all about how Jesse cheated on Jordan with this guy named Marciano, and all they did was kiss, allegedly.

00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:09.440
So she says, whatever.

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And I don't believe that on call her daddy.

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She's like, he cheated.

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He was hiring prostitutes with my own money because he quit his job and was just like a stay-at-home dad.

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Yeah.

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And she was like, he was hiring prostitutes, which we had never heard before.

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So now it's just like they're both sling in mud, and it's it's getting kind of it's getting bad.

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It's getting bad.

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It's getting bad.

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This dropping bombs left and right on the bottom.

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All you guys, this is why you don't do reality TV because it just blows up your lives.

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It's true.

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Yep.

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It's sad.

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And do you know who it affects the most are the kids?

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Oh, for sure.

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Messes them up.

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Yeah, and like Jordan, as disgusting as I think he is, like, I literally can't stand the sight of his ugly rat face.

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But he has a 13-year-old daughter.

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So, like, she is seeing her stepmom go on call her daddy, being like, he has hires escorts.

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He's hiring escorts.

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He's allegedly doing orgies.

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Like, the 13-year-old daughter is seeing that, and that's heartbreaking for her.

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Imagine her going to school.

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She's in junior high school.

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Ugh, that's rough.

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That's rough.

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Look at the Kardashians.

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They've all gone through like huge public breakups, divorces.

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They have always kept it classy.

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Kim has always kept it classy.

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Chloe has.

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They have, they've always protected.

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I don't think I've ever associated the Kardashians with classy, but keep going.

00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:39.759
They have.

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They don't trash the baby daddies.

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They do not trash the exes because, and they've always said we will protect the kids, and we don't want our kids to see this.

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So we will never trash the kids' dads.

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It's true.

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And I respect that because Jesse just got on and annihilated Jordan, which he deserves, but they have kids, and the kids are the ones who get hurt in this.

00:17:04.480 --> 00:17:04.880
Yeah.

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And I don't like it.

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It's just such a dumpster fire.

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Like, I can't even handle it.

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It's like every day I am waiting for something to come out because I feel like the last two weeks, it's been absolute chaos.

00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:23.839
And actually, I just heard something so crazy.

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What?

00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:30.960
So, okay, this is T, and this is I have no idea how true this is.

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This is this is from like a friend of.

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And she was like, So my husband is friends with Jordan.

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Which red flag, red flag in itself.

00:17:43.839 --> 00:17:45.839
She said they have been friends since like middle school.

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She said that Jordan told her husband that Jesse and Chase have been hooking up.

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Can you enlighten me on who these people are who Okay?

00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:59.440
They're all part of the Mormon wives world.

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Chase was married to one.

00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:04.960
Oh, okay.

00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:05.839
Yeah.

00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:09.839
And they were in like the original swinger group.

00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:10.400
Yes.

00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:11.440
I remember those names.

00:18:11.519 --> 00:18:11.680
Yes.

00:18:11.920 --> 00:18:12.960
Megan told me about them.

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That could be a complete lie.

00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:15.920
Could be truth.

00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:17.039
We don't know.

00:18:17.359 --> 00:18:19.839
Anyway, on to bigger and better things.

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It's me.

00:18:21.039 --> 00:18:24.480
I had my horsey dream weekend.

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It was so fun.

00:18:25.839 --> 00:18:28.559
So let me just take you from the beginning.

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So I have cousins that live in Colorado.

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Alright, I'm bored.

00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:31.920
Next.

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Just kidding.

00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:34.720
You're so rude, Zach.

00:18:36.079 --> 00:18:37.359
Let me have my time to shine.

00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:38.079
I'm just kidding.

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Go.

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My cousins live in Colorado.

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It's like four hours away.

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They grew up riding horses, and that's where my love of horses came from was I would ride their horses.

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We had so much fun.

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Um at one point I lived in Colorado for I want to say at least two months because I went, me and my cousin went together to EFY, which is like a Mormon thing.

00:19:02.559 --> 00:19:04.319
I don't even know how to explain EFY.

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Loved it.

00:19:05.839 --> 00:19:07.440
We had so much fun.

00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:13.119
Um anyway, so I went back to Colorado with her from EFY.

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And then I stayed so long I started going to school with her.

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Like I remember going to school and the teachers like giving me worksheets and like I didn't really even have to do them.

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Anyway.

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I didn't have to do it because like technically I like wasn't even like like enrolled there.

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We had so much fun.

00:19:33.440 --> 00:19:38.559
So it was like we were reliving like all of your childhood.

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Yeah, because when I would go there, they would take me along with them to like their jackpot weekends, which for those of you who don't know, a jackpot is when if everybody signs up for a barrel race, they put in like$50.

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Whoever wins the 1D, 2D, 3D, 4D, they get the money from the jackpot.

00:20:00.480 --> 00:20:05.519
So 1D, you get the biggest payout, 2D, you get a little smaller, and then so on and so forth.

00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:09.440
So I remember going that to that with them, whatever.

00:20:09.519 --> 00:20:15.200
So this weekend, she sent me like a flyer and she was like, There's a barrel race, drive down to Grand Junction.

00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:17.440
So I drove down to Grand Junction by myself.

00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:20.240
I've never like done a road trip completely solo before.

00:20:20.559 --> 00:20:22.480
I made it to Grand Junction.

00:20:22.720 --> 00:20:27.599
We get there, she has two horses, one's her horse, and then she's fostering a horse.

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Were there any cute cowboys?

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There were the cutest little kid cowboys.

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There were no like adult men cowboys.

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We don't care about that.

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We don't care about that.

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But they they were the cutest little boys in like their jeans and their button-up and their sheet hat and their tiny little bodies.

00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:47.119
We don't care.

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It was just like I was just sitting there and I was like, answer the real question.

00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:53.839
I said there were no adult cowboys there.

00:20:54.079 --> 00:20:56.319
Okay, okay, then that's all we need to know.

00:20:56.480 --> 00:20:58.559
I don't need to know about the random 10-year-olds.

00:20:58.880 --> 00:20:59.279
Yeah.

00:20:59.599 --> 00:21:02.319
No, they were like five, and they were so freaking cute.

00:21:02.559 --> 00:21:05.119
I get to my jackpot and I'm like so excited.

00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:09.920
I'm like, okay, like me and Louie, that's my that's the horse that I rode, my cousin's horse.

00:21:10.079 --> 00:21:11.119
And like we got this.

00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:12.960
He's been retired for 10 years.

00:21:13.039 --> 00:21:14.160
He's like 28.

00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:14.559
Okay.

00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:19.039
Most horses live between like 25 and 30.

00:21:19.119 --> 00:21:21.519
So, like, he's really getting up there.

00:21:22.400 --> 00:21:23.680
I'm like, we got this.

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He was so excited.

00:21:24.799 --> 00:21:29.279
He was like getting really hot and excited, and he's like, I want to go run this barrel pattern.

00:21:29.759 --> 00:21:34.240
So we get in, you sign up for an exhibition, you have to pay like five dollars.

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It adds to the jackpot.

00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:40.559
Um, and an exhibition is just like a practice for the jackpot.

00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.000
We did the jackpot or we did the exhibition, it was good.

00:21:44.079 --> 00:21:49.599
I just like kind of took it slow because he was getting really excited, and he hasn't done it in 10 years.

00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:50.799
Like, defined good.

00:21:50.880 --> 00:21:54.079
Like, I only saw the video of the real one.

00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:55.440
How did that compare?

00:21:55.599 --> 00:21:58.480
Like, how was your exhibition a lot better than that one?

00:21:58.720 --> 00:21:59.519
My exhibition.

00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:05.440
Technically was better than my actual jackpot because we didn't break the pattern.

00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:08.640
And I'll explain that when I get to the jackpot part.

00:22:08.880 --> 00:22:12.880
But anyway, I just like I took the exhibition slow because he was getting excited.

00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:16.400
We did the exhibition, then it's my turn for the jackpot.

00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:18.079
And I'm like, okay, we got this, Louie.

00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:19.039
Like, we got it.

00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:22.240
So then we go and he like shoots off.

00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:26.319
And it like scared me because he had never shot off with me before.

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And I was like, whoa.

00:22:28.160 --> 00:22:30.160
So then I like kind of pulled back because I was like, whoa.

00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:33.680
And then he ducked the first barrel, which means he missed it.

00:22:34.720 --> 00:22:41.519
And so that's when I say, like, when we broke pattern, he didn't, he wasn't following the pattern, so he broke it.

00:22:41.599 --> 00:22:43.599
So technically we got a no time.

00:22:44.319 --> 00:22:48.160
But if we did get a time, it was 29 seconds.

00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:50.640
And my goal was to be under 30.

00:22:50.720 --> 00:22:51.599
So I hit my goal.

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For context, the girl who won, her name's Rachel, she just won rookie of the year for like the NFR.

00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:04.160
So she was at this barrel race and she ran a 17 second.

00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:11.200
So it's like you have me who's running a 29 second, and then you have the rookie of the year running a 17 second.

00:23:11.359 --> 00:23:21.519
And then you also have straight up five-year-olds running their horse, like these massive horses, and they're running 20-second barrels.

00:23:21.759 --> 00:23:22.960
That is really cool.

00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:26.960
Um, I don't care, but I care, so whatever.

00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:31.119
No, no, I I was genuinely I was impressed that you did this.

00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:32.480
I was very impressed that you did this.

00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:34.079
Are you gonna do it again?

00:23:34.559 --> 00:23:35.119
Yeah.

00:23:35.440 --> 00:23:38.720
Because there are jackpots like locally in Utah that I can go to.

00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:44.160
I hope it's not a mean question, but have you ever stuck with something this long?

00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:46.559
Like that you've loved and kept with it.

00:23:46.880 --> 00:23:49.200
No, no, no.

00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:53.599
So like other than volleyball, no.

00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:55.039
Good job.

00:23:55.279 --> 00:23:56.880
That's good, that's awesome.

00:23:57.279 --> 00:23:59.839
So did you sign up for the Draper Rodeo?

00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:00.799
No, not yet.

00:24:00.960 --> 00:24:02.960
Because one, I need my own horse.

00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:05.200
I have a lot of work to do.

00:24:05.519 --> 00:24:06.240
When is it?

00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:07.440
July?

00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.200
July 8th, I think.

00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:11.279
Okay, got some work to do.

00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:12.880
Got some work to do.

00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:13.359
Alright.

00:24:13.519 --> 00:24:15.119
Moving on from the horses.

00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:17.200
Oh, my week.

00:24:17.440 --> 00:24:18.240
House hunting.

00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:19.359
We went to Dallas.

00:24:19.680 --> 00:24:20.720
How was that?

00:24:21.039 --> 00:24:24.400
You know, I hate house hunting.

00:24:24.559 --> 00:24:29.279
I hate going into people's houses when they're like when it's still occupied.

00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:34.000
Luckily, some of the houses were um weren't occupied, so that was good.

00:24:34.319 --> 00:24:39.279
But we saw, I think in two days, we saw 14 or 15 houses.

00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:41.359
So we were crazy.

00:24:41.599 --> 00:24:42.799
We were going around a lot.

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:45.519
It was tell them tell them the big news.

00:24:46.319 --> 00:24:48.720
We did find one, so it was worth it.

00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:49.839
We got one.

00:24:50.799 --> 00:24:56.799
It's uh it's a little older, a little needs a little work, but uh, I think it'll be a good one.

00:24:57.039 --> 00:24:59.039
Designer Emily at your services.

00:24:59.279 --> 00:24:59.680
Exactly.

00:25:00.000 --> 00:25:02.720
Designer Emily is loving life right now.

00:25:02.799 --> 00:25:03.839
She just got a new project.

00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:04.799
We're excited though.

00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:08.000
It'll be good, it'll be a good spot for for the fam.

00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:10.559
Yeah, crazy, crazy times.

00:25:10.720 --> 00:25:17.119
It's nice to know where we're gonna be for a couple at least like five plus years.

00:25:17.359 --> 00:25:18.799
So we haven't felt that.

00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:22.559
And Dallas is just so much easier to get to.

00:25:22.960 --> 00:25:24.240
Oh, I can't wait.

00:25:24.480 --> 00:25:26.559
Direct flight, two-hour flight.

00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:29.599
Yeah, it's gonna be and provo, you can just fly right out of provo.

00:25:29.759 --> 00:25:30.640
It's so easy.

00:25:30.880 --> 00:25:31.759
Yeah, yeah.

00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:32.799
Done and done.

00:25:33.279 --> 00:25:34.960
Can see my boise more.

00:25:35.359 --> 00:25:37.599
Yeah, we'll be able to come back a lot more.

00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:41.680
Let's just take a little deep dive.

00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:44.240
You they lived in DC.

00:25:44.559 --> 00:25:50.400
You never went to DC, you never went to Rhode Island, which I never went to Rhode Island either, so I'll give you a pass.

00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:53.279
You never went to Virginia.

00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.599
Wait, go back, go back.

00:25:55.759 --> 00:25:58.480
You wish you went to Rhode Island, not to see us, to be able to go see.

00:26:01.119 --> 00:26:01.680
Exactly.

00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:02.559
Exactly.

00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:03.359
You're right.

00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:05.440
Are you actually gonna see us in Dallas?

00:26:05.680 --> 00:26:08.240
Yes, but you never went in Virginia.

00:26:08.400 --> 00:26:08.640
Why?

00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:09.920
Well, here's the problem.

00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:12.160
I've got four of my own children.

00:26:12.720 --> 00:26:13.839
Rachel went.

00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:15.359
She took Ford.

00:26:15.759 --> 00:26:16.079
Yeah.

00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:16.880
He's not in the street.

00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:17.920
Well, she came twice.

00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:19.200
He doesn't have activities.

00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:21.039
Isla went for dance.

00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:22.000
Yeah.

00:26:22.160 --> 00:26:22.480
I know.

00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:23.680
Okay, I'm a bad sister.

00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:24.000
Fine.

00:26:24.240 --> 00:26:24.799
Sue me.

00:26:24.880 --> 00:26:27.039
Does that mean I'm on the bottom this week?

00:26:27.359 --> 00:26:28.160
Oh, yeah.

00:26:28.319 --> 00:26:28.799
Sister rankings.

00:26:28.960 --> 00:26:29.279
Oh, wow.

00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:30.640
I forgot about sister rankings.

00:26:30.799 --> 00:26:31.759
Should we do those real quick?

00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:32.799
Yeah, let's do it.

00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:34.880
I mean, I really haven't talked to you all too much.

00:26:35.039 --> 00:26:38.079
Well, I just think oh.

00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:39.279
What?

00:26:39.519 --> 00:26:41.680
We've talked about paradise and survival.

00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:42.000
Okay.

00:26:42.319 --> 00:26:43.920
Also, Paradise is the best show.

00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:45.839
You guys.

00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:48.400
I hate to admit that you were right on that one.

00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:50.640
So Emily's the one that told me about Paradise.

00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:51.200
Oh.

00:26:51.759 --> 00:26:52.640
So freaking good.

00:26:53.440 --> 00:26:54.079
You gotta watch it.

00:26:54.319 --> 00:26:55.680
It's a show on Hulu.

00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:56.640
It is.

00:26:56.799 --> 00:26:58.079
Well, I know you don't like shows.

00:26:58.160 --> 00:26:58.720
You're weird.

00:26:58.880 --> 00:27:00.880
It is so freaking good.

00:27:01.119 --> 00:27:01.599
Whatever.

00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:04.000
I just restarted Scandal and it's so good.

00:27:04.400 --> 00:27:05.200
Scandal's incredible.

00:27:05.599 --> 00:27:08.000
Scandal's incredible, but Paradise is good.

00:27:08.240 --> 00:27:11.599
Um but paradise is unreal.

00:27:12.240 --> 00:27:13.279
Yeah, it is.

00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:15.039
Like the you guys, okay.

00:27:15.200 --> 00:27:18.960
Like I would get would I would rate season one like a seven, eight.

00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:20.640
Season two has been a ten.

00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:23.839
Can you explain like give me like a little gist of the point?

00:27:24.240 --> 00:27:24.640
You can't.

00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.319
We can't because it ruins it.

00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:28.079
Like it gives everything away.

00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:31.359
Basically it's just the world's coming to an end, basically.

00:27:32.160 --> 00:27:34.480
Oh, is this the one about the Denver airport?

00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:36.160
What the hell?

00:27:36.400 --> 00:27:36.640
What?

00:27:37.039 --> 00:27:37.200
No.

00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:40.480
They like go like underneath the Denver Airport.

00:27:40.960 --> 00:27:43.680
Well no, we're not gonna say anything.

00:27:43.839 --> 00:27:44.880
Yeah, you gotta watch it.

00:27:45.200 --> 00:27:45.440
Okay.

00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:47.359
I won't, but okay.

00:27:47.759 --> 00:27:48.240
Why?

00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:50.160
Why won't you watch shows?

00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:51.599
It actually bugs me.

00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:52.960
I don't know.

00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:56.480
We'll watch 52 episodes of Love Island, but we won't watch the show.

00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:59.039
Yeah, because I like reality TV.

00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:01.119
I like like background TV.

00:28:02.799 --> 00:28:04.720
Like what's that one?

00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:08.480
What's that one show with the eggs that we try I tried to get into?

00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:09.279
The egg.

00:28:09.359 --> 00:28:11.920
They like cut the egg and something with the egg.

00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:13.200
Severance.

00:28:13.680 --> 00:28:14.319
Severance.

00:28:14.720 --> 00:28:16.319
I could severance.

00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:18.960
Paradise moves much quicker than severance.

00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:20.960
Severance is a very slow burn.

00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:22.079
Paradise moves a lot quicker.

00:28:22.160 --> 00:28:22.799
It's so quite a good thing.

00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:23.920
I think you would like this one.

00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:27.519
Is it over or is it a complete series?

00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:28.640
There's another season.

00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:29.599
One more season.

00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:32.079
And then Paradise will have one more season after this.

00:28:32.400 --> 00:28:37.279
I think you'd like Paradise because it has a little bit of uh what do you like?

00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:40.079
The CIA, like the scandal.

00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:42.720
There's a guy that at least was in the Secret Service.

00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:43.920
Like you would like that.

00:28:45.359 --> 00:28:45.759
Yeah.

00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:46.400
Yeah.

00:28:46.640 --> 00:28:47.359
Kind of.

00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:52.480
Well, when we say kind of, it's because it's not hot and steamy, like Emily likes.

00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:55.519
There is one really hot and steamy scene.

00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:58.480
No, I just want like an epic love story.

00:28:58.640 --> 00:29:01.680
Like I love an epic romance.

00:29:01.759 --> 00:29:02.480
That's what I want.

00:29:02.720 --> 00:29:06.880
Oh, there's actually no, there's actually a few romances now that I'm thinking about it.

00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:07.920
It's good.

00:29:08.079 --> 00:29:08.319
It's good.

00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:09.920
Everybody go watch it.

00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:10.960
I give it an A plus.

00:29:11.519 --> 00:29:18.240
But that's basically why I think I should be on top of Sister Rankings because we've been talking about that.

00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:20.799
We're watching Survivor together right now.

00:29:21.440 --> 00:29:22.160
Oh my gosh.

00:29:22.319 --> 00:29:22.480
Yeah.

00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:29.279
I was at your house yesterday, and all of a sudden I hear little Lindy Lou's voice, and she goes, Can we go watch Survivor now?

00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:29.759
Yeah.

00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:31.920
Every night, London and I love that.

00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:33.039
Watch Survivor.

00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:36.160
She falls asleep with me, and that's when she elbowed me and die.

00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:37.599
That's funny.

00:29:37.839 --> 00:29:38.319
Uh-oh.

00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:39.119
Uh-oh.

00:29:39.519 --> 00:29:39.839
All right.

00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:41.039
My sister rankings.

00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:41.839
I'll do it quick.

00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:43.680
Unfortunately, and she's probably pissed at me.

00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:44.720
Rachel's back to third.

00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:46.720
She hasn't done anything to bug me or anything like that.

00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:48.000
It's just because I haven't talked to her.

00:29:48.079 --> 00:29:49.599
It's back to Emily being second.

00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:53.759
I don't think that that should be the case because what have you talked to Amy about?

00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:56.240
I talked to Amy probably every day still.

00:29:56.400 --> 00:29:58.000
Talk to her about the podcast.

00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:01.200
She talked about the houses, talked about the boys.

00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:04.960
I talked about the houses for a long time with you and Megan yesterday.

00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:06.079
Me, Megan, and Jack.

00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:06.640
That's true.

00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:08.000
Wait, actually, I take that back.

00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:08.799
I take that back.

00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:10.000
Maybe I have to switch these up.

00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:11.039
Yeah, please do.

00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:11.839
Please do.

00:30:12.160 --> 00:30:12.559
Wow.

00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:15.039
Let's get back to our rightful places.

00:30:16.319 --> 00:30:19.200
Emily, the designer is actually stepping up a lot right now.

00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:19.599
Yeah.

00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:20.240
Am I charging?

00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:21.759
Am I charging you?

00:30:21.920 --> 00:30:22.559
Absolutely not.

00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:28.000
Am I giving you all my deepest discounts wholesale costs that I'm getting?

00:30:28.160 --> 00:30:28.799
Yes.

00:30:29.359 --> 00:30:34.640
I mean, I hope you're not charging us, but uh maybe we can do a tie.

00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:35.599
A tie for this.

00:30:36.000 --> 00:30:37.039
I'll accept that.

00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:37.519
Okay.

00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:38.319
I don't, but what?

00:30:38.640 --> 00:30:40.240
Because Amy has been very helpful.

00:30:40.400 --> 00:30:41.039
Amy does a lot.

00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:43.359
How about the fact that I like basically?

00:30:43.759 --> 00:30:46.720
Why does it have to be based off of helpfulness?

00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:49.440
How about it's just who you talk to the most, and that's me.

00:30:49.599 --> 00:30:56.559
No, because I was talking about she was being helpful with the house and the design, but then you also were helping with the Lei house and get everything taken care of.

00:30:56.640 --> 00:30:58.480
Like we had left a couple things, and you were doing that.

00:30:58.799 --> 00:31:01.119
You and Megan left a lot of behind.

00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:04.319
Where okay, we got most of it to the garage.

00:31:04.559 --> 00:31:08.640
You guys, really quick, look how far I've come in one week.

00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:10.000
That's it is true.

00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:11.839
That's one week ago.

00:31:12.720 --> 00:31:14.079
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:31:14.240 --> 00:31:17.200
It like you look good when you're like, I look so bad.

00:31:17.279 --> 00:31:19.039
I'm like, you really don't look that bad.

00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:20.240
Do you want to hear something?

00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:28.240
This is not trying to be mean, but like I've had multiple people talk to me and be like, why would anyone ever do that to their face?

00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:29.039
Who?

00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:30.640
Who talked to you?

00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:31.279
Who?

00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:36.880
I've had classmates, family members, no, I've had classmates bring it up to me.

00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:38.240
And say what?

00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:40.400
Like, why would you ever do that to your face?

00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:41.759
Like, what did she do?

00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:42.400
Why?

00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:43.920
She's so pretty before.

00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:45.440
Like, why would she do that?

00:31:46.079 --> 00:31:46.720
I don't know.

00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:47.759
I'm stupid.

00:31:48.000 --> 00:31:50.319
When you had your bloody tears, that was scary.

00:31:50.559 --> 00:31:52.319
I still can't believe you posted that.

00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:53.119
I can't either.

00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:53.920
Crazy.

00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:56.559
This girl has no shame.

00:31:57.039 --> 00:31:58.240
That's for sure.

00:31:58.559 --> 00:31:58.880
No.

00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:00.160
Alright, we're good.

00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:00.559
We're good.

00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:01.039
Moving on.

00:32:01.440 --> 00:32:03.119
You're gonna make Zach pass out.

00:32:03.359 --> 00:32:04.400
He's such a baby.

00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:05.759
You're such a baby.

00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:07.039
I'm sure baby.

00:32:07.119 --> 00:32:07.519
Shut up.

00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:08.000
You are.

00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:08.559
You are.

00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:09.519
Okay, continue.

00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:11.200
Because I don't like the bloody stuff.

00:32:11.440 --> 00:32:15.759
What happens if Megan gets this in 15 years?

00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:18.240
Um, yeah.

00:32:18.640 --> 00:32:22.160
And what happens when you're gonna have to clean out her drain that's attached to her head?

00:32:22.240 --> 00:32:22.640
He can't.

00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:23.680
He physically can't.

00:32:23.759 --> 00:32:25.200
He would literally pass out.

00:32:25.440 --> 00:32:26.640
Yeah, I don't I could not.

00:32:26.720 --> 00:32:28.319
Whatever you just said about taking some drinks.

00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:32.720
I would have to come and like nurse her back to health.

00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:34.400
Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:36.799
See, that kind of stuff doesn't bother Taylor.

00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:39.279
He was the most incredible nurse ever.

00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:39.920
It's true.

00:32:40.160 --> 00:32:42.960
Okay, I'm very helpful with like the C-section stuff.

00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:44.000
I was very helpful.

00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:47.599
Yeah, it's just that you wouldn't be able to like clean out the drain coming out of her head.

00:32:47.839 --> 00:32:52.079
Yeah, that's that that's just the sound of that is crazy.

00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:52.880
Yeah.

00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:54.480
You wouldn't like that.

00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:55.680
No, no, no, no.

00:32:56.160 --> 00:32:56.480
No.

00:32:56.720 --> 00:32:57.039
Okay.

00:32:57.599 --> 00:33:00.480
I want to try a new little segment for you all.

00:33:00.720 --> 00:33:01.519
Ooh, fun.

00:33:01.759 --> 00:33:02.480
It might be boring.

00:33:02.559 --> 00:33:03.119
It might be good.

00:33:03.200 --> 00:33:03.680
We'll see.

00:33:03.759 --> 00:33:06.400
But hopefully it'll spark some funny conversations.

00:33:06.880 --> 00:33:12.799
So we're gonna do a thing called most likely to the in-law edition.

00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:13.359
Okay.

00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:19.680
So I'm gonna read most likely to do something, and you just say who in the family would be the most likely to do this.

00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:20.240
Okay.

00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:22.240
So let's do like a first one.

00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:27.920
Who would be most likely to give advice that nobody asked for?

00:33:28.160 --> 00:33:29.519
Shannon Shannon.

00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.519
No, can I can I cite an example an example?

00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:38.480
Please.

00:33:38.720 --> 00:33:49.599
So as I said, I was getting ready and I was finishing the Call Her Daddy episode with Jesse Draper, and Shannon comes walking into her bathroom to get ready to go hang out with her friends, whatever she does.

00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:59.200
And all of a sudden she starts talking about how, like, just like saying all this stuff about how these people are crazy and they shouldn't be doing this.

00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.720
And I'm like, shh, I'm trying to listen to this girl talk.

00:34:02.880 --> 00:34:06.880
And she's like, well, no, and just like, and I'm like, hey, shh.

00:34:07.759 --> 00:34:12.480
Who is most likely to be on their phone the entire family dinner?

00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:13.599
Rachel.

00:34:13.920 --> 00:34:14.239
Emily.

00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:15.519
I was gonna say Emily.

00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:16.320
Really?

00:34:17.199 --> 00:34:18.559
Either Emily or Rachel.

00:34:19.519 --> 00:34:25.199
If Emily is in the middle of a show that she's I would never watch a show at family dinner.

00:34:25.360 --> 00:34:32.239
No, you eat really fast, and then you go sit on the couch, and then you go sit on your phone, and we're like all still around the table.

00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:34.800
I would say most people aren't on their phones during family dinner.

00:34:34.880 --> 00:34:35.280
Not during dinner.

00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:36.079
I will say that.

00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:36.880
Not during dinner.

00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.519
When we're all sitting at the table, no one's really eating.

00:34:39.840 --> 00:34:46.320
I would just say though, right after, if you're in the middle of a season you like Emily, you are locked in.

00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:47.039
Yeah.

00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:48.320
It's true.

00:34:48.559 --> 00:34:49.440
That's true.

00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:53.119
Most likely to bring up something from 10 years ago, like it just happened.

00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:54.239
Rachel.

00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:55.679
Both of you, actually.

00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:56.639
1000%.

00:34:57.760 --> 00:34:58.159
Example.

00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:06.239
All of her stuff with you hated my black hair and all my friends in high school when she says that to mom.

00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:12.880
And you yelled at me when I put the blonde strip in the her skunk hair.

00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:14.400
The skunk hair was a little bit.

00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:17.599
She still brings that up that Shannon hated her skunk hair.

00:35:18.400 --> 00:35:20.639
Yeah, you bring up old stuff too.

00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:22.639
Like what?

00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:24.800
Name them.

00:35:25.360 --> 00:35:25.840
I don't know.

00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:26.559
Name them.

00:35:27.039 --> 00:35:31.360
I can't name them right now, but if you give me enough time, I could think of something.

00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:32.480
Alright.

00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:36.960
Most likely to say, I'm not trying to start anything and then immediately start something.

00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:39.599
Nobody would ever say I'm not trying to start anything.

00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:40.800
They would just like get into it.

00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:41.760
They would just start it.

00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:45.599
If they felt like starting something, they would just be like, bam.

00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:49.599
Who's the mo who starts things the most?

00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:51.199
It depends on the day.

00:35:51.280 --> 00:35:54.000
It could be me, it could be Emily, could be Rachel, it could be Shannon.

00:35:54.719 --> 00:35:55.519
Shannon.

00:35:56.960 --> 00:35:58.400
Does Megan ever start stuff?

00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:00.960
No.

00:36:01.840 --> 00:36:02.800
I don't think so.

00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:03.760
No.

00:36:04.000 --> 00:36:05.039
Yeah, I don't think so.

00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:06.960
She's pretty unproblematic.

00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:13.840
I feel like she only time she gets caught in the middle is when maybe she tells one of you something that she wasn't supposed to tell.

00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:14.960
Yeah.

00:36:15.119 --> 00:36:15.280
Yeah.

00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:16.400
You know what I mean?

00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:17.599
We all do that though.

00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:20.400
Everyone's like, don't tell anyone, and then we all go and tell.

00:36:20.559 --> 00:36:23.599
We I mean we do tell each other everything, but we don't tell other people.

00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:24.480
Everything at all.

00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:27.360
Yeah, no, it's just like the sisters and Shannon and Michael.

00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:27.599
Yeah.

00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:29.360
Taylor and Drew and Zach.

00:36:31.039 --> 00:36:32.079
Just the family.

00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:32.559
Yeah.

00:36:32.880 --> 00:36:36.000
Most likely to tell your kids something that you didn't want them to know.

00:36:36.800 --> 00:36:37.280
Family.

00:36:38.400 --> 00:36:39.519
That's for sure.

00:36:39.760 --> 00:36:40.400
Yeah.

00:36:41.360 --> 00:36:42.800
That's that's for sure.

00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:46.079
I just like talk freely all the time in front of them, and I shouldn't.

00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:47.119
That's true.

00:36:47.280 --> 00:36:47.519
Yeah.

00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:50.559
You do just kind of let it all out there.

00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:51.760
I let it fly.

00:36:53.119 --> 00:36:53.440
Yeah.

00:36:53.599 --> 00:36:55.119
Does Taylor ever get mad about that?

00:36:55.360 --> 00:36:55.920
Yes.

00:36:56.159 --> 00:36:56.559
Really?

00:36:56.800 --> 00:36:57.199
Sometimes.

00:36:57.599 --> 00:36:57.760
Yeah.

00:36:58.159 --> 00:36:59.519
Taylor, I've never seen Taylor mad in my life.

00:37:00.960 --> 00:37:02.320
He doesn't get mad.

00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:03.519
He's just like, really?

00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:05.679
Yeah, he doesn't get mad.

00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:07.360
He doesn't ever get mad at me.

00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:07.840
Yeah.

00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:10.960
His mad, his version of mad is like, seriously.

00:37:11.280 --> 00:37:11.679
Yeah.

00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:12.159
Yeah.

00:37:12.800 --> 00:37:15.039
Or he'll be like, can we not talk about this right now?

00:37:15.119 --> 00:37:16.400
And Emily's like, why?

00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:17.360
Yeah, why?

00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:18.239
I want to talk about it.

00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:23.599
But like honestly, like, in my heart of hearts, I feel like he thinks I can do no wrong.

00:37:23.840 --> 00:37:25.199
Well, obviously.

00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:26.559
There you go.

00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:28.239
You know?

00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:29.679
That's great.

00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:30.719
That's great.

00:37:31.440 --> 00:37:36.480
Most likely show up unannounced at their kids' house once they're married.

00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:40.159
So like when Canon gets old or Capri gets old, yeah.

00:37:42.079 --> 00:37:45.280
I show up to their houses all the time unannounced.

00:37:45.679 --> 00:37:46.239
What if?

00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:48.079
I have a hypothetical for you.

00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:56.320
What if Canon or Capri marries someone that doesn't like you coming over all the time?

00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:58.719
Well, then that's gonna be a big problem.

00:37:59.039 --> 00:37:59.599
Uh-oh.

00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:00.800
Yeah.

00:38:01.119 --> 00:38:02.320
Well, what are you gonna do?

00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:03.119
I don't know.

00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:05.039
Tell them to shove it and get over it.

00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:07.519
I'm gonna have to like really make that girl like me.

00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:08.960
Like, I'm gonna have to take her shopping.

00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:12.400
Because it's it's probably usually not gonna be the husband that wouldn't like me.

00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:16.000
What if the husband's like, your mom is overbearing and annoying?

00:38:16.320 --> 00:38:16.639
Yeah.

00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:17.519
Yeah.

00:38:17.760 --> 00:38:19.599
Like she needs we need to set boundaries.

00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:22.719
I'm more worried about the wives.

00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:25.039
Because I'm gonna have to make them be my best friend.

00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:28.480
Last one, most likely to be right about something.

00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:32.960
So, like you, you know that person was right, but I wouldn't you would never admit it to their face.

00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:36.000
Like someone that won't admit that they were wrong, basically.

00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:37.519
Emily or Rachel.

00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:38.400
Yeah.

00:38:39.119 --> 00:38:46.400
You think who I uh probably Rachel more Emily and Rachel do not like to be wrong, they know best.

00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:48.079
Yeah.

00:38:48.880 --> 00:38:50.960
We don't love apologizing either.

00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:52.320
No, oh my gosh.

00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:55.599
I don't think I've ever heard you apologize.

00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:56.880
It's not our favorite.

00:38:57.039 --> 00:38:58.000
I can apologize.

00:38:58.079 --> 00:39:00.559
I actually texted Drew the other day and apologized.

00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:01.519
For what?

00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:14.400
So he went to the house to like fix something, and he was like, there were like a bunch of it was like a bunch of your stuff that like you didn't want to bring to Dallas, and Jessica was coming to get it.

00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:16.960
And he was like, What is all this stuff?

00:39:17.119 --> 00:39:21.360
And I was like, Oh, that's the stuff that Jessica said she wanted and she's gonna come get it.

00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:26.320
And then he was like, Okay, well, like my friend is here, so he's gonna take some stuff.

00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:30.400
And it I was like, no, like I I already told Jessica that she could have it.

00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:33.119
She won came and looked at it, and that's what she wanted.

00:39:33.280 --> 00:39:35.679
And he was like, Well, he already took it.

00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:38.239
So then I was like, Oh my gosh, you're so annoying.

00:39:38.400 --> 00:39:42.320
And he was like, Well, I've been here helping you with your house so you could be grateful.

00:39:42.480 --> 00:39:44.079
And I was like, Ew, you're a douche.

00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:50.480
And then like a couple hours later, I said, sorry, I was being a thanks for all your help.

00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:51.519
I appreciate it.

00:39:51.760 --> 00:39:54.559
And he said, All good, it's a stressful time.

00:39:55.039 --> 00:39:58.159
So really, really stressful time for you, Amy.

00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.480
Well, no, but moving is always stressful.

00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:01.840
Yeah, it is moving sucks.

00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:04.480
Don't be a freaking to me.

00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:05.440
You know what?

00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:08.960
You've been you've been really rude to me this episode, and I don't like it.

00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:10.800
I have not.

00:40:11.039 --> 00:40:12.400
Yes, what did I do?

00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:13.280
What did I do?

00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:17.119
I anytime I talk, you say you're bored, you don't care about anything.

00:40:17.440 --> 00:40:18.239
Like it's rude.

00:40:18.559 --> 00:40:24.400
No, it's not about if it's not about you, Emily, you don't care, you're not interested.

00:40:24.639 --> 00:40:25.519
Okay, sorry.

00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:27.199
I just like my eyes hurt.

00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:28.800
I have a headache, I look weird.

00:40:28.880 --> 00:40:31.599
Like, I don't want to be here right now because I just don't feel my eyes.

00:40:32.239 --> 00:40:32.639
Bye.

00:40:32.880 --> 00:40:35.280
It's not about you, it's it's me.

00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:37.360
It as it always is.

00:40:37.760 --> 00:40:43.199
No, I just like I don't feel I just feel like uh and my eyes hurt.

00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:44.480
Okay, moving on.

00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:46.159
Judge and jury, we'll finish it up.

00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:53.840
For my birthday, my mother-in-law gave me a gift card to a store I have never shopped at, have never mentioned, and have no interest in.

00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:54.800
I said, thank you.

00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:59.199
She then said, I wasn't sure what to get you because I feel like I don't really know you.

00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:01.199
We've been married for six years.

00:41:01.519 --> 00:41:02.400
Six years.

00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:05.360
She then asked if I wanted to do something sometime to fix that.

00:41:05.440 --> 00:41:06.320
I said, sure.

00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:07.599
She's not followed up.

00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:08.960
My birthday was in October.

00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:09.840
Should I follow up?

00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:10.880
Should I let it die?

00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:12.559
I am genuinely asking.

00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:17.840
I mean, if she wants to get like if she wants to go hang out with her mother-in-law, then yeah, follow up.

00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:20.880
If you don't care, then don't follow up.

00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:26.320
Yeah, also, like, she tried, she tried to get her something with the like the gift card.

00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:27.519
I don't.

00:41:27.760 --> 00:41:28.159
Yeah.

00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:29.679
Don't be rude about it.

00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:33.519
I mean, yeah, she could have been like, I didn't know what to get you, so I didn't get you anything.

00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:36.079
Like, she went out of her way to get the gift card.

00:41:36.239 --> 00:41:37.440
She was thinking about you.

00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:38.639
It was a thoughtful gift.

00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:40.400
It's the thought, yeah.

00:41:40.639 --> 00:41:42.000
It's the thought that matters.

00:41:42.239 --> 00:41:42.880
I agree.

00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:45.199
As always, I'm gonna come from the other side.

00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:45.599
Right.

00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:46.559
This is what I do.

00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:57.519
Oh my basically, the mother-in-law is saying she doesn't care either, though, because sh she didn't even ask the husband what does I mean, that's what my mom does.

00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:04.320
My mom doesn't really know the brands and stuff that Megan likes, but my mom will text me and be like, Well, what can I get Megan for a birthday?

00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.320
I want to make sure she gets something that she likes.

00:42:06.559 --> 00:42:10.800
So she doesn't do that, she doesn't do something, just a simple text to ask people.

00:42:11.039 --> 00:42:16.719
And then she says, Yeah, let's get to know each other a little bit more, and then never follows up and never says anything.

00:42:16.880 --> 00:42:21.599
So in my shoes, I'd be like, All right, so my mother-in-law doesn't care about me at all.

00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:25.519
So I'm just gonna let this die and just be happy with my husband, whatever.

00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:30.239
Maybe the mother-in-law is like, I don't know if she wants to hang out with me.

00:42:30.320 --> 00:42:33.199
So, like, I'm like I said, let's get together.

00:42:33.360 --> 00:42:36.639
Like now, maybe the mother-in-law is like the ball's in her court.

00:42:36.800 --> 00:42:38.000
I can see that.

00:42:38.639 --> 00:42:49.840
I actually struggle with this sometimes too, just like in general life, when it's like, you know, you meet people and they're they say, Oh, let's go do something sometime, or and like you don't know if they're just saying it to say it.

00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:50.880
Yeah, yeah.

00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:56.000
Or for example, I don't know, this happens with I don't know, maybe I think too much about this.

00:42:56.079 --> 00:43:00.480
Like people that are older than you, or like, you know what I mean?

00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:10.320
And they're like, should they be taking the lead in the relationship because they're older, or should I like take the initiative to go say, like, let's go do something, or like you know what I mean?

00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:14.719
Because sometimes I bet she's wondering, well, she's the older person, she's the mother-in-law.

00:43:15.039 --> 00:43:19.920
Like, if she wants to do something, I'm gonna let her do it because she's I don't think so.

00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:20.800
I don't think so.

00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:22.800
I think they both need to put in an effort.

00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:25.920
Yeah, that's my judge and jury.

00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:34.079
I think if this girl is like, I do like want to get together with her, but like she hasn't followed up, then you follow up.

00:43:34.639 --> 00:43:36.480
Yeah, it's a two-way street.

00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:40.719
Maybe she feels like I gave her the gift card for her birthday.

00:43:40.880 --> 00:43:51.840
I said, let's get together, and then she never like said anything, or like maybe the mother in law feels like she's not like interested.

00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:57.119
And so she's like, Okay, well, I said that and she didn't seem interested, so I'm not gonna like pester her.

00:43:57.280 --> 00:43:59.199
The mother in law probably doesn't want to be a pest.

00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:00.480
Mm-hmm.

00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:01.760
Yeah.

00:44:02.000 --> 00:44:14.239
And the fact that this has been months now since this happened, I mean, if she's bothered by this that much, she should just send a text and say, hey, wanted to see if we still wanted to do something.

00:44:14.480 --> 00:44:15.920
Just make the effort.

00:44:16.239 --> 00:44:18.960
Um, doesn't mean they're gonna be best friends, but yeah.

00:44:19.280 --> 00:44:20.400
It's really not that deep.

00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:27.039
Either keep going as it's going or get to know the lady if it really bothers you that much and freaking go to lunch with her.

00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:28.239
How hard is that?

00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.000
You know what really chaps my ass.

00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:30.800
No, it's kidding.

00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:32.159
What chaps your ass?

00:44:32.880 --> 00:44:33.440
Just kidding.

00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:35.440
I'm just gonna say that should be your trademarks.

00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:37.360
Not it's not that deep is decent.

00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.079
It's not that deep, and that chaps my ass.

00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:41.920
I just think that's so funny.

00:44:42.000 --> 00:44:44.239
I thought that was like a well-known saying.

00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:48.880
The amount of people that wrote me and they were like, I'm laughing so hard, I've never heard this before.

00:44:48.960 --> 00:44:52.480
I'm like, how have I never heard that chaps my ass?

00:44:52.800 --> 00:45:00.000
I feel like that's definitely maybe uh, I don't know, Utah saying, maybe like a more country.

00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:04.159
Yeah, maybe it's like a more like it's your horse girl coming out in you.

00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:05.920
Yeah, western, probably more western.

00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:10.400
I even said that before I like fell back in love with horses.

00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:12.800
Like I remember saying that in high school.

00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:15.280
Yeah, I feel like just more Western thing.

00:45:15.519 --> 00:45:19.360
Anyway, so what's our final verdict for this person?

00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:24.639
Either just like keep the course and don't change, or take your mother-in-law out to lunch.

00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:25.119
Yeah.

00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:25.519
Okay.

00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:26.880
How hard is that?

00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:30.559
Yeah, I think who's guilty though?

00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:31.840
Who who's at fault here?

00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:33.199
None of them are at fault.

00:45:33.360 --> 00:45:33.599
Fine.

00:45:33.679 --> 00:45:35.039
I'm gonna say the mother-in-law's at fault.

00:45:35.760 --> 00:45:36.719
It's a hung jury.

00:45:36.880 --> 00:45:37.519
How is the mother?

00:45:38.320 --> 00:45:40.239
That's not the mother-in-law's not at fault.

00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:43.199
She tried to give her a nice gift that maybe she thought was nice.

00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:44.639
That she's mother-law.

00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:46.480
Okay, come on.

00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:47.280
You're annoying.

00:45:48.400 --> 00:45:48.960
No, you're annoying.

00:45:49.280 --> 00:45:50.159
Mother-in-law is at fault.

00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:52.960
It's a hung jury, which means everyone's innocent.

00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:53.280
Bye.

00:45:53.599 --> 00:45:55.039
Yeah, bye, okay, go.

00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:55.760
Next.

00:45:55.920 --> 00:45:57.360
You're dead wrong.

00:45:57.679 --> 00:45:58.400
No, I'm not.

00:45:59.280 --> 00:45:59.599
I'm not.

00:45:59.920 --> 00:46:00.639
Dead wrong.

00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:01.920
Send her a text though.

00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:02.880
Okay, that's it.

00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:03.760
Okay, go.

00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:05.119
Next one.

00:46:05.840 --> 00:46:12.320
I want to say that I've spent 11 years being kind and flexible and accommodating to my in-laws.

00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.679
I've driven four hours for last-minute family dinners.

00:46:15.760 --> 00:46:17.119
I've rearranged vacations.

00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:20.960
I have smiled through comments about my cooking, my parenting, and my career.

00:46:21.199 --> 00:46:27.679
Two weeks ago, my father-in-law thanked my husband at a family dinner for raising such a good family.

00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:29.840
My husband was at the table.

00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:31.360
I was at the table.

00:46:31.599 --> 00:46:32.880
I cooked that dinner.

00:46:33.039 --> 00:46:34.880
I just thought you should know.

00:46:35.039 --> 00:46:38.559
So this one's this one's more venting to us.

00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:40.000
That's actually rude.

00:46:40.079 --> 00:46:40.800
I don't like that.

00:46:40.960 --> 00:46:41.679
That is rude.

00:46:41.760 --> 00:46:50.559
I just want to know, did your husband say, like, well, yeah, we did such a good job, or like it wasn't just me, it was all her.

00:46:51.119 --> 00:46:51.760
I gotta know.

00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:52.960
No comments about that.

00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:54.239
Yeah, no comments about that.

00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:57.199
I think I hope the husband came to her defense.

00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:01.199
And if the husband didn't come to the defense, the husband is at fault too.

00:47:01.440 --> 00:47:05.760
But I don't know why the father-in-law would say, like, specifically to the son.

00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:08.400
Like that's kind of odd.

00:47:08.639 --> 00:47:10.320
I would not say too too much offense to it.

00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:11.199
Don't take it.

00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:12.559
No, no, I'm not I'm not gonna take their side.

00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:14.239
I'm just saying, I wouldn't take too much offense to it.

00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:15.440
I do think that's rude.

00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:16.719
It is rude.

00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:19.280
And a little male chauvinist.

00:47:19.440 --> 00:47:21.840
Oh no, wait, what's I guess that yeah.

00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:25.199
Yeah, no, it is male chauvinist because Yeah, it's male chauvinist.

00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:32.559
He's like saying, like, no, but if it was male chauvinist, wouldn't he expect the woman to take care of the kids and cook all the meals?

00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:35.280
He's taking all the but then the men are taking all the credit.

00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:36.159
Oh, okay, yeah.

00:47:36.239 --> 00:47:37.679
So no, I don't like that.

00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:38.559
Yeah, no.

00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:51.760
And honestly, this woman must be a saint because to put up with like those kind of like snarky comments for 11 years, this woman must be like very patient because I would have snapped like day two.

00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:57.519
But it does sound like they don't live close to each other because they were driving about four hours for family dinners and stuff.

00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:01.599
So I hope for her sake, she's not having to hear this constantly.

00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:03.519
I think she just needed to vent about it personally.

00:48:03.599 --> 00:48:05.360
I think she just wanted to say it to somebody.

00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:06.800
So, what's your verdict for this lady?

00:48:06.880 --> 00:48:12.400
Any last words for this lady who No, tell your husband to freaking stand up for you.

00:48:12.480 --> 00:48:13.440
It's not that hard.

00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:16.480
Yeah, your father-in-law is uh sounds like a male chauvinist.

00:48:16.559 --> 00:48:23.840
And if your fa if your husband doesn't stand up for you, then either stand up for yourself or or tell him.

00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:24.880
Or tell him.

00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:29.360
Say, do you not see how that comment is rude and disrespectful?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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I agree.

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So the father-in-law is guilty.

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Goodbye.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, father-in-law is guilty.

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And if the husband doesn't see a problem with the father-in-law's comments, husband is guilty.

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And that is this week's episode for legally friends.

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You can find us anywhere.

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00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:54.480
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Scala, can't be like one.

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Next week we have a very special guest, and I'm very excited because she's a longtime friend.

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We will see you next week.

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Bye.