SPEAKER_04 0:00

Very good.

SPEAKER_00 0:02

Come on, doc.

SPEAKER_04 0:05

Okay, you go in first. Oh go in. Come on.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

Oh my god. Why'd he do that? What's pooped up?

SPEAKER_04 0:46

I don't know, probably that flag.

SPEAKER_01 0:50

Dang, doc, you're already scaring me, dude. Now I'm now he's got me all shut.

SPEAKER_04 1:01

Hold this, you're fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

Freaking doc.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Here, hold this too. I'm just gonna walk him around. Come on. You're good. Take some deep breaths. You're good. That's some good licking and chewing.

SPEAKER_01 1:17

I am not ready for this.

SPEAKER_04 1:19

You'll be fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:20

And now him just doing that.

SPEAKER_04 1:22

Because I'm gonna hand walk you like this.

SPEAKER_01 1:24

I'm gonna need it.

SPEAKER_04 1:26

You're good. Come on, we're gonna walk over there so you can see.

SPEAKER_01 1:31

I guess Doc is wait, are we recording? Are we going? I guess he's a little nervous right now. And so why you wait, so why are you walking him?

SPEAKER_04 1:40

Just so that he can get used to new surroundings.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

You think he's gonna be alright with all this going on? A little too curious?

SPEAKER_04 1:47

No, he'll be fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:48

But you can tell he's a little nervous.

SPEAKER_04 1:51

You're okay. He just needs to check it out.

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Alright, Doc. Okay, why did you pick the biggest horse freaking possible?

SPEAKER_04 2:02

I mean, I just liked him.

SPEAKER_01 2:06

He's freaking massive.

SPEAKER_04 2:07

You're good.

SPEAKER_01 2:08

Okay, yeah, keep walking him. Warm him up a little bit more. I'm I'm nervous.

SPEAKER_04 2:12

He needs to like no, he see he just We're just gonna come stand right here. Come see everything. It's okay. So scary.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Wow. Alright, well, I guess this is our intro. Do you want your hat? Can't give me the hat for the thing. I don't even know what episode we're on, but.

SPEAKER_04 2:37

I don't either.

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Somehow you convinced me to do this.

SPEAKER_04 2:41

We got a cowboy in training right here.

SPEAKER_01 2:42

I'm not a cowboy. I'm anything but a cowboy. I'm what do they call a city slicker?

SPEAKER_04 2:47

You are a city slicker.

SPEAKER_01 2:49

100%.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

I'm like coming out of city slicker.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

You're an interesting. It's okay. Yeah, he knows you're a city slicker hard though.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

No, he loves me. Are you crazy? Look at him.

SPEAKER_01 3:01

That is crazy. Well, um, I guess so. What's the plan? I'm here. This is your episode because I'm freaking at your spot doing your stuff. Like, what's the plan? Give me the.

SPEAKER_04 3:14

We're just gonna give you like a little lesson.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:16

Like a little day in the life of what I do here.

SPEAKER_01 3:19

How many boys have you taken to do this? How many people have you actually taken to do this?

SPEAKER_04 3:24

You're the first.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

I think I should be the favorite then. Out of like the family. Like you would think one of your sisters would come do this.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

Rachel does want to, but she I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 3:36

No shot that everything. You think Rachel's gonna get on a horse?

SPEAKER_04 3:40

Yeah, she's ri she's ridden before.

SPEAKER_01 3:42

When?

SPEAKER_04 3:43

All the time in Colorado and Texas. On our cousins' horses.

SPEAKER_01 3:47

How old was she? Was last time she did it?

SPEAKER_04 3:48

Oh, she was probably like 18.

SPEAKER_01 3:50

Yeah, that's pre-Rachel Parcell. You know. It's a little different world now.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:56

Um, alright, so tell me give me the run through. What are we doing?

SPEAKER_04 3:59

So this is Doc.

SPEAKER_01 4:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 4:01

Doc, this is Zach. Put your hand out. Say hi.

unknown 4:05

Hi, buddy. Hi.

SPEAKER_01 4:07

Like, how do I know if he likes me?

SPEAKER_04 4:09

I mean, he likes you. He's just how though? He's got a loose lip.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

If he gets like a tight lip, that's a bad sign.

SPEAKER_04 4:16

I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:17

So, like, what happened when we came out here and he freaking almost ran into me?

SPEAKER_04 4:21

I don't know. He probably spooked by the flag, spooked by the wind, nothing. I don't know. Wind is like their biggest enemy. It's their biggest op.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

Well, that's fun.

SPEAKER_04 4:31

They don't like the wind.

SPEAKER_01 4:32

This is windy today, and I have to.

SPEAKER_04 4:33

It's very windy today.

SPEAKER_01 4:35

I think the last time, okay. I rode a horse in Hawaii with Megan.

SPEAKER_04 4:39

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

But that horse was so trained, I could have sat there and did nothing, and it was going.

SPEAKER_04 4:44

Well, he's trained.

SPEAKER_01 4:45

No, no, no. Not like those horses. They're their whole job. Okay, doc. Dude. Come on now. I think he's a little worked up.

SPEAKER_04 4:56

No, he has a fly. There's a fly that he wants off of him.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Okay. You just touched his privates.

SPEAKER_04 5:05

I did not touch his private. I touched his stomach, you freak. I gotta get rid of this hat.

SPEAKER_01 5:11

Anyway, so last time I rode a horse was in Hawaii. But that was like trained horse that literally did went walking every single day of his life. So now I've not ridden a horse since we're gonna set up the barrel pattern.

SPEAKER_04 5:22

We're gonna throw you on him, and we're just gonna I'm gonna go heah. And he's just gonna go, and you're just gonna hang on.

SPEAKER_01 5:27

I'm just gonna have to run myself. I'm not gonna ride a horse. I'll run the barrels. They'll probably still beat you.

SPEAKER_04 5:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:34

Um yeah, I don't think I've ridden a horse since since like real like this. Since I was like probably five or six years old.

SPEAKER_04 5:42

Which it like your mom's a cowgirl. I don't understand.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

Yeah, because then you know we did basketball. My dad my dad claims to be a cowboy too, but he's a city slicker too.

SPEAKER_04 5:52

You can't get hurt.

SPEAKER_01 5:53

So I never did this stuff.

SPEAKER_04 5:55

Well, we're gonna do it. So let's let's get on.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

Okay, so give me my lesson. Walk me through it. Okay. What am I doing?

SPEAKER_04 6:01

So you're gonna put your left foot in the stirrup.

SPEAKER_01 6:06

Okay, but they can't see.

SPEAKER_04 6:07

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

Talk, move your fat butt.

SPEAKER_04 6:10

Don't be rude.

SPEAKER_01 6:15

Like I don't I know I'm not supposed to get behind them.

SPEAKER_04 6:17

Yeah, just come stand right here. Or stand by me.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:21

Hold this. So we're gonna put the bridle on.

SPEAKER_01 6:27

What's a bridle?

SPEAKER_04 6:28

What you're holding right there.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

This goes in his mouth?

SPEAKER_04 6:30

Yes. What part? Well, this. This bit goes in his mouth right here. So you're gonna put your left foot in the stirrup.

SPEAKER_03 6:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:37

You're gonna hold on to the horn or right here. You can hold on to don't hold on to it, sir. Hold on to the horn.

SPEAKER_03 6:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:45

And you hold on, ooh, you hold on right here.

SPEAKER_01 6:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 6:48

Left foot in stirrup. And you go one, two, swing over.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

What's the weight limit?

SPEAKER_04 6:56

You're pushing it.

SPEAKER_01 6:57

I honestly feel like I am.

SPEAKER_04 6:59

No, you'll be fine.

SPEAKER_01 7:00

I'm gonna get on and freaking hurt him.

SPEAKER_04 7:02

No, you're not! He's like a 1600-pound animal.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

Keep going. Okay. So I get on and then what? Then you're just gonna walk me around.

SPEAKER_04 7:10

And then I'm we'll walk you around.

SPEAKER_01 7:11

But what if he doesn't like when I get on top of him?

SPEAKER_04 7:15

What do you think he's gonna do?

SPEAKER_01 7:17

Buck me off?

SPEAKER_04 7:19

No, this isn't his first ride. Do you want me to get on him first?

SPEAKER_01 7:23

Yeah, yeah, you take him for a quick ride. Make sure he's ready to go.

SPEAKER_04 7:27

Okay. Hold on, let's loop this up here.

SPEAKER_01 7:33

I'm actually a little bit nervous. So right now Amy's, I guess, gonna get him all ready to go. Because we have to remember people aren't watching this, you know.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

Oh yeah, if you're not watching this, honestly, what are you what's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_01 7:46

So like these are not his normal horse. Where are you supposed to pet a horse?

SPEAKER_04 7:50

Anywhere? Like you can pet his neck. Some like Fabby really likes when I scratch right here up her neck.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

Oh my gosh, he's got it someone's went in my nose. You can pet his nose. He doesn't like that.

SPEAKER_04 8:04

He doesn't really like when you touch his face. But yeah, he likes. Like, let's see if he starts licking his lip.

SPEAKER_01 8:09

If he licks, he licks his lip, that's a good sign.

SPEAKER_04 8:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 8:13

Okay. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 8:16

Okay, so bridle. This is your bridle.

SPEAKER_01 8:19

Does he like this or does it something like horses hate? No, this is happening with this. Okay. This is all tangled up. Hold on. I thought you were more prepared. I was. And I have to write the pink stuff too.

SPEAKER_04 8:35

Yeah, because these are my long reins. We're not gonna put you in short reins.

SPEAKER_01 8:41

What are reins? Like. Oh, that's what I'm holding.

SPEAKER_04 8:44

Yeah, they help you steer the horse. Seriously, what the F is happening with this?

SPEAKER_01 8:50

Okay. Um there we go. Have boys try to go on dates with you to do this?

SPEAKER_04 8:56

Yeah, I did just go on a date.

SPEAKER_01 8:58

Wait, you did it on going horseback riding?

SPEAKER_04 9:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:01

And how wait.

SPEAKER_04 9:02

Okay, pause. What the f is happening?

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Well, we gotta talk.

SPEAKER_04 9:06

Oh, so well can't can we not cut it out?

SPEAKER_01 9:09

No.

SPEAKER_04 9:10

What the hell? Okay. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 9:13

Amy wasn't prepared for this. Doc is just oh, you're gonna bridle yourself up.

SPEAKER_04 9:20

Oh I gotta oh sorry. Sorry if I'm messing up the mic right now.

SPEAKER_01 9:28

Good job, Doc. Good job staying put. Um, so you actually went on a date doing this?

SPEAKER_04 9:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

And?

SPEAKER_04 9:36

Well, we went up in the mountains. I took Doc. I didn't take Fabby.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

And why did you take Doc, not Fab Flabby?

SPEAKER_04 9:44

Don't call her that.

SPEAKER_01 9:45

I'm sorry, but why'd you take Doc not Flabby?

SPEAKER_04 9:48

Um, I don't know. She just what are you doing?

SPEAKER_01 9:51

You're putting your fingers in his mouth?

SPEAKER_04 9:52

Yeah, that's how you open his mouth.

SPEAKER_01 9:54

Oh my god if he doesn't want it. He doesn't want it.

SPEAKER_04 9:58

Well he doesn't have a choice. There we go.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

Oh guy.

SPEAKER_04 10:04

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_01 10:06

Ugh, doesn't that hurt his teeth? Because it's metal. Like you just put a metal piece.

SPEAKER_04 10:10

Yeah, he doesn't have teeth where it sits you ding donk.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

I don't know these things.

SPEAKER_04 10:15

Obviously, you don't know horse anatomy.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Oh my gosh, and you do?

SPEAKER_04 10:18

Just gonna know.

SPEAKER_01 10:19

Freaking. Alright, so now he's bridled up.

SPEAKER_04 10:24

Now he's bridled up, but actually.

SPEAKER_01 10:30

He hates that right now. No, he doesn't.

SPEAKER_04 10:32

His face is just like uh No, he's just relaxed. He's content right now.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

Okay. Naws on it though?

SPEAKER_04 10:39

Yeah, it's like a like a toy. Kind of you can play with.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

Alright, we should have probably done this before.

SPEAKER_04 10:45

Yeah, we should have, but whatever.

SPEAKER_01 10:47

Here we are.

SPEAKER_00 10:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 10:52

Okay, so we flip our reins over. Oh, let's fix your hair, buddy. We're we're looking a little scraggly. I gotta shave him a bridle path. Nobody knows what that means, but whatever.

SPEAKER_01 11:03

Here we go.

unknown 11:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:04

Okay, take him for a ride. Tell me if he's ready.

SPEAKER_04 11:09

Okay. Okay, first order of business. You always make sure it's nice and tight. That you have a tight cinch. So we're gonna tighten up since we just walked here.

SPEAKER_01 11:23

Like, is that hurting him?

SPEAKER_04 11:25

No. If it was hurting him, do you think he'd be standing here right now?

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Okay, sorry. I don't appreciate how you're treating me because I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_04 11:36

Oh, sorry. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Okay. Go.

SPEAKER_04 11:40

Oh. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

Well, this was your decision. You're the one that picked a 10-foot horse.

SPEAKER_04 11:48

He's massive. Oh, these are like my length stirrup, so.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

I'm gonna be knees to my chest.

SPEAKER_04 11:53

Yeah, you're gonna be. See? I'm not even doing anything, and he'll just stand here.

SPEAKER_01 11:57

Nah, he's walking. He wants to walk. Okay, give us a quick show. Okay. I want to see if he's ready for me.

SPEAKER_04 12:04

So you use your leg.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

Okay, get wait, okay. How do I steer him?

SPEAKER_04 12:08

With your legs and your hands.

SPEAKER_01 12:09

What do you mean with my legs?

SPEAKER_04 12:10

Like you just give him a little tippy tap.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

But you have s the spurs on.

SPEAKER_04 12:14

Well, you don't need spurs.

SPEAKER_01 12:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:20

And like, see how long my reins are?

SPEAKER_01 12:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:23

Like you don't want your reins to be like all the way, or else he's gonna make him stop. Well, it'll make him stop and he'll be like, get the freaking heck out of my face.

SPEAKER_01 12:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:35

So just loose reins to the like first knot on these reins is what you want.

SPEAKER_01 12:39

How do I make him how do I make him go right?

SPEAKER_04 12:42

So if you want to make him go right, you use your left leg and turn.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

What do you mean by okay, so the left leg is pushing? Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 12:54

And he turns it. You want to make left opposite, so you use your right leg.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 12:59

And if you feel like he's not listening to you, bump his rein up.

SPEAKER_01 13:05

Bump his rein up? What does that mean?

SPEAKER_04 13:07

Like up. So he turns.

SPEAKER_01 13:11

Okay. And what if he starts to go fast on me? That's like my biggest concern.

SPEAKER_04 13:15

This is why you're on dock. He he will not go fast with you. But if something does happen.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

What if he spooks? What if the flag spooks and spookies? Okay, if he spooks, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:25

This is your biggest thing. Your best friend heels down.

SPEAKER_01 13:30

Heels down.

SPEAKER_04 13:31

You want your heels pushed down to the ground.

SPEAKER_01 13:33

Like I'm riding him, like a bucking horse?

SPEAKER_04 13:35

Yeah, so you always have pressure like on the balls of your feet.

unknown 13:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 13:40

Heels down. If he bucks or like wants to take off or spooks, you do it's called the one rein stop. You bring one, you hold the horn with one hand, doesn't matter which hand, whichever hand you pick, the other hand you pull to your hip. And then it's like he can only go so far.

SPEAKER_00 13:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 14:00

And he'll turn in a circle, like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 14:03

For example, okay. Dude, Doc, get away from me. For example, so wait, why did he start trotting?

SPEAKER_04 14:11

Because I told him to. Okay, so say you he starts with the room. There's a word for trotting? Say he starts trotting with you and you don't want him to trot.

SPEAKER_00 14:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 14:19

One rain stop. Ooh. Do you see that? Pull to your hip.

SPEAKER_01 14:27

You're not a good teacher.

SPEAKER_04 14:28

What do you mean I'm not a good teacher?

SPEAKER_01 14:30

One rain stop. I pull with my right.

SPEAKER_04 14:33

It doesn't matter. It's any rain. If he's walking and you you can't get him to stop, pull to your hip.

SPEAKER_01 14:41

Because what is that doing? Just yanking on his mouth?

SPEAKER_04 14:43

No, it gets him to stop.

SPEAKER_01 14:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 14:45

Because it's like he can only go. They're only gonna like do certain things. So it's like if he takes off and you pull him in a circle, he's only gonna go in a circle for so long until he's tired and he's like, hey, I'm done. I'm gonna stop.

SPEAKER_01 14:58

Okay. Yeah, alright, whatever. Um he's ready for me? You don't need to do another lap to make sure.

SPEAKER_04 15:05

Do you want me to do another lap?

SPEAKER_01 15:07

Uh I just want to make sure he's really calm. I mean So we didn't we should have given him some like drugs or something before.

SPEAKER_04 15:13

So you can't drug him. Do you want me to do another lap?

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Yeah, one more lap. This is so like why are you going up and down on the saddle like that? That just looks so odd to me. Can you explain that?

SPEAKER_04 15:36

Like, even right now, trotting, I'm really having to use my leg and my voice cues to make him stay trotting because he just wants to be a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 15:44

Why are you like jumping up and down?

SPEAKER_04 15:46

He's a lazy horse.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

Why are you like going up and down on the horse?

SPEAKER_04 15:49

Well, because this isn't my saddle.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:52

Ooh. And it's honestly, this is not a comfy saddle. It's just easier to sit, it's easier to do a trot like that.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 15:59

It's called posting.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

Posting.

SPEAKER_04 16:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:03

Durfing posting.

SPEAKER_04 16:04

Oh, you're so disgusting. Okay, you're up.

SPEAKER_01 16:13

I'm not sure I'm ready for that. What do you want to do with your hat? You want it?

SPEAKER_04 16:19

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:20

Alright, I'm gonna set it over here. You got the black rope?

SPEAKER_04 16:25

Yeah. Easy to go boy.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

Alright, let's do this. Please.

SPEAKER_04 16:34

Okay, you always come on the left side. Let's turn. Let's turn so that we can we can film it. Okay, come on. You got this.

SPEAKER_01 16:53

So, alright. That is really high. I don't know if I I need to stretch before I do this.

SPEAKER_04 16:59

Do some lunges. When when I when I wash and dry my jeans, I always gotta do some lunges to stretch out my jeans again.

SPEAKER_01 17:06

I have this really tight hips. I don't know if I can get it up.

unknown 17:09

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 17:09

That's what she said.

SPEAKER_01 17:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 17:12

Uh give me what's in your pocket. Is that my phone?

SPEAKER_03 17:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:15

Give me that. Okay, left leg in the stirrup. Left hand on horn. Right hand. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

Oh, I can't get him. Oh, I really don't know if I can get up here.

SPEAKER_04 17:33

Good. That was good.

SPEAKER_01 17:36

Okay, so be a good boy.

SPEAKER_04 17:40

Okay, well, let's grab your reins.

SPEAKER_01 17:41

I'm really high up here.

SPEAKER_04 17:42

You're not that high.

SPEAKER_01 17:43

No, I truly am high.

SPEAKER_04 17:45

Okay, whatever. Well, you're completely fine. Okay, so you really want to sit back. You want to sit deep. No, no, no, no, no. Not not yeah, yeah, yes.

SPEAKER_01 17:54

Gotcha. You know what? You know what I did? I actually have been really prepping for this. You want to?

SPEAKER_04 17:57

Really?

SPEAKER_01 17:58

I was watching Dutton Ranch this week.

SPEAKER_04 18:00

Oh wow. Okay, good. Heels down. I'm just gonna fix this a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 18:04

Okay.

unknown 18:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:06

What do you want to do?

SPEAKER_04 18:08

Right there.

SPEAKER_01 18:09

Woo duck.

SPEAKER_04 18:10

Okay, now always put keep pressure on the balls of your heat feet and keep your heels down.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 18:16

Okay, are you ready for a little walk?

SPEAKER_01 18:17

A little walk. A little walk.

SPEAKER_04 18:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Woo!

SPEAKER_04 18:20

Come on, big guy.

SPEAKER_01 18:21

What would you do if a guy that you brought on a date was?

SPEAKER_04 18:24

See, he doesn't even want to go.

SPEAKER_01 18:27

I'm too big for him. Weight limit.

SPEAKER_04 18:29

Yeah, he's like fat ass up there. I did eat Mobetta before this, so I'm a little uh he's all he's only used to the 110-pound girl.

SPEAKER_01 18:36

You're so annoying. Wow. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 18:40

See, not as bad, not as bad. Talk to him, say good boy, dog.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

Good job, dog. Good job.

SPEAKER_04 18:46

Give him some pad.

SPEAKER_01 18:47

Good job, big guy.

SPEAKER_04 18:48

Okay, make sure your reins are even.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

What's wrong with them? Okay, I'm good? Right?

SPEAKER_04 18:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

Um good boy. But yeah, truly, what if you brought a guy on a date and he was like this nervous? Would you be a little like ick?

SPEAKER_04 19:02

Well, I get it, because I mean I was I was nervous when I first rode a horse too.

SPEAKER_01 19:06

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 19:08

As long as he's like willing to learn how to ride a horse.

SPEAKER_01 19:11

Like as long like as bad as I am right now or no?

SPEAKER_04 19:16

I mean, if I had to pony a guy, I don't You serious? I don't know if I could see it working out if I had to pony a guy.

SPEAKER_01 19:22

Have you had a pony? But the guy's never rode a horse before?

SPEAKER_04 19:25

No, this is called ponying. Like I'm ponying you right now.

SPEAKER_01 19:28

I know it's what I'm saying though, but it's like this is my first time.

SPEAKER_04 19:30

This is not your first time.

SPEAKER_01 19:32

Yes, it is, technically. The Hawaii horses weren't even real horseability.

SPEAKER_04 19:37

Figure eight.

SPEAKER_01 19:38

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh, Doc. Alright, but big guy, come on.

SPEAKER_04 19:41

Oh my gosh, we are walking. We're this isn't even like a working walk. I almost felt this is like the world's slowest walk.

SPEAKER_01 19:49

Uh I can be a rancher. I kind of feel like I'm like low-key dream. Kind of drifting off to the side a little.

SPEAKER_04 19:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 19:59

Am I?

SPEAKER_04 20:02

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 20:03

Huh? No, like this way?

SPEAKER_04 20:05

Drifting off to the side. Okay, well, first of all, why is your foot in the middle of a stirrup?

SPEAKER_01 20:10

Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 20:11

Like you're acting like push it back.

SPEAKER_01 20:13

Are you there?

SPEAKER_04 20:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:14

It's kind of a workout on the knees, huh?

SPEAKER_04 20:16

Yeah. Well, and those stirrups are really short, so it is gonna hurt your knees for a sec. Um, just keep even weight. If you feel like you're drifting to this side, shift the saddle. Go, go, go.

SPEAKER_01 20:29

Okay, doc, we're good, bud. You're doing great. Alright. Um we do a little trot? See, like when he starts to walk, I feel like I'm going that way.

SPEAKER_04 20:38

Well, then put more weight on the right hand side.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

No, do not trot. I'm not even kidding. If you try, I'm leaving.

SPEAKER_04 20:47

Come on, don't be such a pus.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

No, I'm not.

SPEAKER_04 20:50

Oh sorry.

unknown 20:51

There's a child.

SPEAKER_01 20:52

Yeah. No foul language with the kids.

SPEAKER_04 20:56

Sorry, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

See, it's not that bad. It's just so hot.

SPEAKER_04 21:05

Get your hands off the pommel.

SPEAKER_01 21:08

Wait, what am I supposed to do?

SPEAKER_04 21:11

Put straighten your arms.

SPEAKER_01 21:13

Where do you straighten my arms?

SPEAKER_04 21:15

Like, be like a normal person and just like That is not normal. I don't know. Do whatever you're gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 21:22

I'm riding around with pink a pink rope right now. Like how normal can I be?

SPEAKER_04 21:31

I mean you guys look really good.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

Like if you saw me coming on a horse, like trotting.

SPEAKER_04 21:37

I think we should put the barrels up.

unknown 21:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:40

That's not even funny.

SPEAKER_04 21:41

Let's walk the pattern.

SPEAKER_01 21:42

No.

SPEAKER_04 21:43

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 21:44

Well, we might beat your time.

SPEAKER_04 21:45

That's true.

SPEAKER_01 21:47

Um what else happened? So, what happened this week? We can do part of the podcast as I'm just getting used to.

SPEAKER_04 21:54

As I'm literally getting my steps and walking you around like you're the freaking queen of Sheba.

SPEAKER_01 21:59

Yeah, this is not. Nice actually.

SPEAKER_04 22:02

Um, let's see what happened. I don't know if we're allowed to say this, but we're gonna say it anyway.

SPEAKER_01 22:09

No, no, don't do anything you're not supposed to say. Because we're not cutting anything. This is well it's this is live.

SPEAKER_04 22:14

Yeah, it's not like it's it's not like it's a secret.

SPEAKER_01 22:19

No, don't do it. I know what you're gonna say. Don't do it.

SPEAKER_04 22:21

Okay, whatever. Um, okay, so I went on a date. We went trail riding up the mountain. It was really fun.

SPEAKER_01 22:27

And alright, so let's say his name is Doc. Since he's, you know, he went horse guy. Doc.

SPEAKER_04 22:34

Yeah, he's Doc.

SPEAKER_01 22:35

Doc is like, give us a rating of the date. Like, was it good, potential?

SPEAKER_04 22:41

Yeah, I would say the date was like a 10 out of 10.

SPEAKER_01 22:46

10 out of 10? Just because you're on a freaking horse?

SPEAKER_04 22:49

We were a horseback.

SPEAKER_01 22:50

So that's the key is he's taking out a horse and you'll like him no matter what?

SPEAKER_04 22:53

Yeah. No, I mean he was really nice. And we vibed. We have a lot in common, I feel like.

SPEAKER_01 23:02

Okay. Like what? You like horses?

SPEAKER_04 23:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 23:06

You freaking idiot. Literally one thing in common.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

Uh no, but actually, Doc and his horse were besties. Like they loved each other. When they left, they were sad. They were like winny winnying for each other, like calling out, like, nay.

SPEAKER_01 23:26

Oh my gosh, you've had him for freaking two weeks and now you speak his language.

SPEAKER_04 23:30

First of all, I've had him for a month. And second of all, if you're not gonna be nice, I'm gonna start running and we're gonna go on a little trot ride.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

Alright, stop. Stop.

SPEAKER_04 23:39

Like, stop, stop.

SPEAKER_01 23:40

No, no, no, no, just don't don't do that. Good job, Doc. Good job, big guy.

SPEAKER_04 23:46

See, he's just so chill.

SPEAKER_01 23:47

You feel like he's like about to fall asleep. A little strained with all this weight going.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

He's like literally about to fall asleep.

SPEAKER_01 23:55

Um I can't believe I'm the first one though from your family to do this. Actually, London did this.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Yeah, London, London and Isla came for a horse lesson at my barn in Provo.

SPEAKER_00 24:08

Oh, that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 24:09

And London's come out here and seen the horses, but she hasn't ridden yet.

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Uh um.

SPEAKER_01 24:19

So what else? Anything else happened this week other than the date or any other details you want to provide with the date, or are you trying to keep it pretty pretty light?

SPEAKER_04 24:25

No, that's it.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

Okay. Is there another second date coming?

SPEAKER_04 24:29

I think so.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Okay. Um is this all we're gonna do right here?

SPEAKER_04 24:35

Well, unless you want to try. What do like do you want me to go get on Fabby? What do you want?

SPEAKER_01 24:41

Can I try by myself for a sec?

unknown 24:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:43

I'm kind of nervous though.

SPEAKER_04 24:44

Let me tie.

SPEAKER_01 24:45

Because I don't really know how to do that. Just but you gotta stay close.

SPEAKER_04 24:50

Yeah, I'll be right here.

SPEAKER_01 24:52

So, like, what do I do?

SPEAKER_04 24:54

Remove your hand. Okay. Well, I'll I'll walk and he'll follow me.

SPEAKER_01 25:00

Okay, okay, Doc. Okay, Doc. Good job. Good job. Alright, now I don't like this as much.

SPEAKER_04 25:06

See how well trained he is. I stopped and he stopped.

SPEAKER_01 25:09

You act like you trained him. Gosh.

SPEAKER_04 25:12

I have to keep up on the training. Okay, I'm gonna stop and you're gonna keep him going. Clack to him.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

What do I do? You're you're like helping me.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Put your hands forward.

SPEAKER_01 25:23

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 25:25

Give him a little kick. There you go.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

Doc. Okay, where am I going? He just wants to follow you. Literally, that's all he wants to do.

SPEAKER_04 25:32

Okay, well. I mean that's you gotta steer him. So if he's coming over. I don't know what to do. If he's coming over here.

SPEAKER_01 25:38

Oh, does he fall out?

SPEAKER_04 25:39

If he's coming over here, push your leg into him.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Like that hard?

SPEAKER_04 25:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:44

Okay, so what and then that pushes him this way.

SPEAKER_04 25:47

And yeah, bring your reins to that side.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

He doesn't want to go with me. He doesn't like me.

SPEAKER_04 25:53

No, he does. He just Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 25:55

Why did I decide to do this?

SPEAKER_04 25:56

And he knows that you don't know what you're doing.

SPEAKER_01 25:58

Yeah, I know. So I don't know. That's a bad combo.

SPEAKER_04 26:01

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 26:02

Nice doc. Let's go a little walk. Let's go on a little walk, buddy. Big guy. Nice. Nice. That's what I'm talking about. This way. This way. This way.

SPEAKER_04 26:14

I low key hope he spooks right now.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Stop. If you if he spooks, I might die. Turn, turn, doc, turn. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Good job, big guy. That's what I'm talking about. Hell yeah. Whoo.

SPEAKER_04 26:28

Look at you guys go.

SPEAKER_01 26:31

I'm a freaking rancher now. This is nuts. Yep, turn. Nice, doc. Nice. It's like driving a freaking car. Alright, slow down, big guy. Slow down, big guy.

SPEAKER_04 26:41

Slow down.

SPEAKER_01 26:41

Slow down, big guy. Chill, chill, chill. Holy.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

He's not even going fast. He's walking.

SPEAKER_01 26:47

Turn, turn. Yeah. Oh, I got this like leg thing going. Yeah. Keep turning, big guy. That's what I'm talking about. Honestly, truly, like, when I think about you doing this and I saw you getting everything ready, I'm actually impressed.

SPEAKER_04 27:04

It's a lot of work.

SPEAKER_01 27:06

You're more like of a like cowgirl than I expected.

SPEAKER_04 27:12

Yeah, people don't realize how much work goes into it.

SPEAKER_01 27:14

That was the wrong leg, big guy. My bad. Bad steering. Bad steering. Turn, turn, turn. Do you think he's understands what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 27:25

He probably thinks you're an idiot, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 27:27

I think we're getting along. I think I'm gonna buy a horse in Texas.

SPEAKER_04 27:32

Oh my gosh, you should.

SPEAKER_01 27:35

Could you imagine? Oh, that scared me.

SPEAKER_04 27:37

That actually he just no like getting the dust out of his nose.

SPEAKER_01 27:42

Good job. Good job, Doc. Good job, big guy. No, don't do not do not. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. Stop.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

He's not gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

You're trying to get him going, and I don't want that.

SPEAKER_04 27:53

He's not gonna do it unless you can't. Wait, what?

SPEAKER_01 27:56

That one, that one, that one. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 27:57

So if you want him to stop, really sit deep and say, pull back, pull back. Why are you saying it like that?

SPEAKER_01 28:09

Because I'm spooked. Like a freaking ghost. I'm scared.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

Well, he's scared because you're scared.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

Okay, we're good. Good job, Doc. Good job.

unknown 28:17

Good boy.

SPEAKER_01 28:18

Good job. Alright, I need a break. I need to go get like a treat after this. I'm feeling I'm kind of worked up.

SPEAKER_04 28:28

You are honestly such a pansy.

SPEAKER_01 28:32

This is like me taking.

SPEAKER_04 28:33

Okay, let's just trot for like two strides. Just two strides. Hold on to the horn.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

I'll take the come on the side so people can see you. What? Oh, you gotta be on the side?

SPEAKER_04 28:41

It's the left side. Here, we'll turn them.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

Um, I'm not trotting. We're not dead serious.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

We're not gonna trot.

SPEAKER_01 28:48

Um. What was I gonna say? I was just about to ask you.

SPEAKER_04 28:53

I don't know. But hold the horn. We're just gonna for like two strides. It's like two steps.

SPEAKER_01 29:00

No.

SPEAKER_04 29:00

Okay, sit back.

SPEAKER_01 29:01

I'm sitting back.

SPEAKER_04 29:02

Lean back.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

I'm leaning back.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

Okay. Now just hold on to the horn.

SPEAKER_01 29:06

Do you have to do the big jumpy thing like you?

SPEAKER_04 29:07

No, no, no. Just sit. It'll literally be we're only gonna do it for like two seconds.

SPEAKER_01 29:12

Okay. No, oh ready?

SPEAKER_04 29:14

Stop.

SPEAKER_01 29:17

Oh, ooh.

unknown 29:18

Come on.

SPEAKER_01 29:18

Like, how do people like ride horses for long periods of time?

SPEAKER_04 29:21

Give him a little kick.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

No. Oh, oh, oh, he's going. He's going. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I just broke my tailbone.

SPEAKER_04 29:30

Bro.

unknown 29:32

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 29:33

Oh my god. What am I supposed to do? You haven't taught me anything about trotting.

SPEAKER_04 29:37

Just sit.

SPEAKER_01 29:38

I was sitting and it freaking made me bounce.

SPEAKER_04 29:41

Sit down and put put my butt on the freaking saddle. Put pressure on the pommel.

SPEAKER_01 29:46

I am.

SPEAKER_04 29:47

Keep your heels down. Put pressure in your stirrups.

SPEAKER_01 29:50

My knees are freaking killing me.

SPEAKER_04 29:51

Well, and like squeeze, like kind of squeeze with your legs a little bit. I'm squeezing.

SPEAKER_01 29:55

But my legs are literally like uh twitching because the Don't pinch your knees. Don't pinch my knees. Like don't don't squeeze with my knees?

SPEAKER_04 30:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:04

Squeeze with what?

SPEAKER_04 30:06

Like your inner thigh and your calf.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:09

Okay, ready? We're just gonna go for a couple more strides.

SPEAKER_01 30:11

Oh no, oh no, oh my gosh, I'm falling. I'm falling.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

You're not falling.

SPEAKER_01 30:17

Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Doc, chill out. Stop!

SPEAKER_04 30:23

We literally got like we didn't even get half a trot in.

SPEAKER_01 30:28

I'm sorry for all the jokes I've said in the past.

unknown 30:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 30:32

I apologize.

SPEAKER_04 30:33

You're so rude. Good boy, Doc. You're day so good.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Okay. What else do we got on the docket? What time is it?

SPEAKER_04 30:43

Because 4 53.

SPEAKER_01 30:47

This has only been 30 minutes. Oh my gosh. I feel like I've been up here for an hour. Um Megan and I are you sad that the boys are leaving?

SPEAKER_04 30:58

Yeah, no, I don't want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

Next week.

SPEAKER_04 31:00

It's devastating.

SPEAKER_01 31:01

Officially gonna be in Dallas.

SPEAKER_04 31:03

No, it's devastating. I don't want to talk about it.

SPEAKER_01 31:05

Why? Because it's a thing. You actually moved out though.

SPEAKER_04 31:10

I and Wesie are besties.

SPEAKER_01 31:11

But you moved out and left them. Because you were supposed to you were gonna live with them in the summer and then all of a sudden you got two horses and said, alright.

SPEAKER_04 31:18

Yeah, okay. I that was my bad. But Emily and Rachel live like two minutes away, so it's just so convenient.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

So exactly, you picked the horses over my kids. That's alright. It's okay. But yeah, they're we're officially.

SPEAKER_04 31:31

Well, this is my baby.

SPEAKER_01 31:33

That's true. But you could have waited this like two more weeks. Because they're out and they're moving in in Dallas. And it's kind of crazy.

SPEAKER_04 31:45

He's like literally falling asleep.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

I'm actually kind of nervous. It's just kind of like a new transition to a new life, you know?

SPEAKER_04 31:52

In Dallas?

SPEAKER_01 31:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 31:54

Yeah. But it'll kind of be.

SPEAKER_01 31:55

I'm like nervous for Megan and the boys.

SPEAKER_04 31:57

You guys will finally like have your routine again.

SPEAKER_01 31:59

I know, but it's like starting a routine again. I'm just nervous not gonna have friends and all that.

SPEAKER_04 32:04

Dean is like literally the best at making friends.

SPEAKER_01 32:06

I know. He loves talking to anybody.

SPEAKER_04 32:09

He's so like friendly. Like, hi, my name's Dean. What's your name? Yeah. I love at the park when I hear him say that.

SPEAKER_01 32:16

Yeah. I don't know. It's gonna be interesting.

SPEAKER_04 32:19

Hopefully, let's let's take a picture of you for Diane. She'll be like so proud with your pink reins. I'll send it to Coach.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

No, they're gonna be so embarrassed.

SPEAKER_04 32:28

Um I'm crying. So what's what's new with you?

SPEAKER_01 32:33

What's new with me? I just told you we're moving.

SPEAKER_04 32:35

No, I know, but like for the week. Like I I gave you my week after I went on a date. Take you can take your feet out of the stirrups and like rest.

SPEAKER_01 32:42

It's okay.

SPEAKER_04 32:42

It's okay. Like lengthen.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

I'm nervous. I gotta stay in. I gotta stay in. I gotta stay in. Don't don't.

SPEAKER_04 32:47

It's not gonna do anything. We're standing here. I'm just nervous.

SPEAKER_01 32:49

Let me go. Um, what's new with me this week? Um I had another plane thing that really chapped my ASS, I won't swear. Um, was on the plane yesterday, coming back. Oh, this was funny. Two things. And I hope this person listens to our podcast. But so I'm getting on the plane, two people in front of me. And I just remember there's like a it was a lady, she was pregnant, and she had her friend there, and I don't know, I didn't talk to them or anything, but they had like very striped shirts, and I was like, Well, they're both. I just like remember thinking like they're both matching in their striped shirts. Yeah, and then we go there, fly, land in Utah. We go to a random in and out that we usually don't go to because we always hit in and out after every single time.

SPEAKER_03 33:35

I think you put it in it.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

And um I go in, order, huh?

SPEAKER_04 33:40

He was licking my hand. Oh, that's so nice. It was nice.

SPEAKER_01 33:43

I land, order. The two girls walk in right behind me. What are the odds? And then I try to-like. I was like, hey, you guys were right in front of me getting on the plane. You're like, yeah, we know, we follow your wife on Instagram. I was like, I was like, huh, there you go.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

That is funny.

SPEAKER_01 34:00

That was funny, but no, you know what bugs me though is when you're on a plane and the people in front of you, like, no, the people behind you walk in front of you when you're trying to get off the plane because everyone goes row by row.

SPEAKER_04 34:11

Yeah, that's like proper etiquette.

SPEAKER_01 34:13

Like, what what goes through people's brains? Unless they have like a connection fluff, but anyway. Um, that was something interesting from this week. The house is almost done. I'm I think we might have to be in a hotel for a week, which is gonna suck.

SPEAKER_04 34:27

Are you gonna go to the shuttle hotel?

SPEAKER_01 34:29

Uh you paying?

SPEAKER_04 34:31

Maybe.

SPEAKER_01 34:32

The shuttle hotel was extremely expensive for anyone who's wondering. Um, so no. We're in this uh decent fine Marriott. Um and then what else is going on? Um that's really it. I don't know, I don't have any like major updates. Nothing crazy happened this week. Um yeah, I don't know. You gotta do it. Let's trot again. No, no, no, no, no. We should talk. Let's talk. Let's talk. No, no, doc, doc. You fat Oh my gosh, I dropped Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Stop. Okay, do you wanna go for a ride and I'll walk? You wanna ride?

SPEAKER_04 35:22

Yeah, but I don't want to ride in that saddle.

SPEAKER_01 35:24

Why? What's the difference?

SPEAKER_04 35:26

I don't know, I like my saddle. It fits me.

SPEAKER_01 35:31

Alright, I don't know. I this is too much, but we gotta. Do you wanna ride? I feel like this has all been me on here. What else do I need to know on that?

SPEAKER_04 35:39

Yeah, because we're teaching you.

SPEAKER_01 35:41

What else do I need to know?

SPEAKER_04 35:42

Let's lope.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

What's no what?

SPEAKER_04 35:44

Yeah, like the lope.

SPEAKER_01 35:46

No. Like, Kate, how long? Okay, the question is when you first rode a horse, how long did it take for you to get to trotting?

SPEAKER_04 35:52

Oh, I was trotting the first day.

SPEAKER_01 35:54

No, you weren't.

SPEAKER_04 35:55

Yeah. Like this, like on a lunge line.

SPEAKER_01 35:59

That's a l okay. You're lying.

SPEAKER_04 36:02

I'm not. I mean, it took probably like a month for me to lope, because you have to be able to sit the trot.

SPEAKER_01 36:06

So then why are you trying to get me to do it on the first time?

SPEAKER_04 36:08

I don't know, because it's just fun. There's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_01 36:14

Well, because it's just like who do you think out of your sisters would do best on the horse?

SPEAKER_04 36:19

Rachel, because she's ridden before. She's ridden she's the most. I'm no. I feel like Rachel Megan's ridden, but Rachel's ridden the most out of the sisters.

SPEAKER_01 36:29

So Rachel would do the best. I too I feel like she's too like frail. Just like throw around.

SPEAKER_04 36:35

She's a frail girl, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:36

Just throw around.

SPEAKER_04 36:37

But she I feel like she could kind of understand it because she's ridden before.

SPEAKER_01 36:41

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 36:44

Who would do better? You or your brothers?

SPEAKER_01 36:47

My oldest brother would do the best, for sure. I think he because he grew up riding more. He would go with my mom uh to Cobil a lot. And her family had horses. Um yeah, I don't know. This my legs are shaking, like quivering, from trying to like hold on to him. Like legit, look at him.

SPEAKER_04 37:10

Just like relax. Like melt into the seat.

SPEAKER_01 37:17

Melt into the seat.

SPEAKER_04 37:18

Like just like let your legs like just like you don't have to like have a death grip on him. He's gonna be like, bro, chill.

SPEAKER_01 37:24

Sounds like a different type of conversation. Um, I'm what like what do you want me to do now?

SPEAKER_04 37:31

I don't know. What do you want to do?

SPEAKER_01 37:32

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 37:33

Do you want me to go get on Fabby and we can walk around?

SPEAKER_01 37:37

Yeah. You can you don't you can Is but is he gonna do okay with Fabby in here?

SPEAKER_04 37:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:44

You think so?

SPEAKER_04 37:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:46

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 37:48

No, no.

SPEAKER_04 37:50

No, I'm walking you to the fence. I'm gonna tie him.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

Okay, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

unknown 37:54

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 37:55

Okay, we're gonna trot to the fence.

SPEAKER_01 37:57

Alright.

SPEAKER_04 37:58

Ready? Give me give me your reins.

SPEAKER_00 38:00

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 38:01

Well, yeah. Because you pull back and he gets confused.

SPEAKER_01 38:06

I can't trot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Slow down, big guy. Stop!

SPEAKER_04 38:15

Slow down. We're not even trotting. I'm dead.

SPEAKER_01 38:18

Alright, how do I get down?

SPEAKER_04 38:20

Okay. Stand. Put take that leg out of the stirrup. Uh-huh. Swing around and drop. Good job, Kate. No, you're just gonna hold him.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

No, I don't want to hold him. Time. Please.

SPEAKER_04 38:35

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 38:36

I can't do it. I need a break from being on that horse.

SPEAKER_04 38:42

Scooch over.

SPEAKER_01 38:43

Sometimes I think I could be like a cow person, a cowboy, you know, have a little ranch. I don't think I actually could.

SPEAKER_04 38:51

You really don't think you could?

SPEAKER_01 38:54

I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 38:56

Your mom's gonna be devastated when she hears this.

SPEAKER_01 38:58

Oh, she knows that. Are you kidding me?

SPEAKER_04 39:03

Okay, so come here.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

What? I mean they can't see anything from his side.

SPEAKER_04 39:08

Oh, sorry. Okay. If he spooks at something and he's like trying to get away, which he won't, I'm just telling you, all you have to do, take this, yank it, let it go.

SPEAKER_01 39:22

Let it go? Let him run?

SPEAKER_04 39:24

Yeah, do you want him to spook by you? No, we'll then he'll he'll back up and he'll calm down.

SPEAKER_01 39:29

Well, but then then what if he gets them?

SPEAKER_04 39:31

It won't happen, so it's fine.

SPEAKER_01 39:33

Well, I'm gonna go on the other side of the gate and wait. But I guess I'm just gonna talk here by myself while we wait for you to come.

SPEAKER_04 39:39

Yeah, talk, talk to Doc.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Yeah, Doc. I feel like this is an awkward first date.

SPEAKER_04 39:50

Yeah, you guys gotta get to know each other.

SPEAKER_01 39:52

Like, Doc doesn't really like me, I can tell.

SPEAKER_04 39:55

He does like you.

SPEAKER_01 39:56

And so he just, I don't know what we talk about. Like, does he have a girlfriend?

SPEAKER_04 40:03

Well, he wants it to be fatty, but he's not a fan.

SPEAKER_01 40:07

Oh. You're striking out. Um, Doc. Like, what would it be like to be a horse just like sitting in a barn all day, then you come out and have a fat so jump on top of you and ride you around and put a piece of metal in your mouth. That's kinda interesting. Yeah, bud. But you have a spoiler your owner likes a spoiler, like, what are you wearing? Why do you have blue boots on, dude? Huh? What is going on there? Yeah, I know. It's bad to have a pink rope on as a boy. I get it. I get it. Alright. I feel like I feel like you don't want me next to you. Oh no. Here comes Amy and Fabby. Flabby as I call her. So what why like what do I need to be nervous about with having her in here too?

SPEAKER_04 41:19

Um, as long as I have her, she'll be fine.

SPEAKER_01 41:23

But like, can I not let them get too close together?

SPEAKER_04 41:28

You know, we're about to find out.

SPEAKER_01 41:31

Wait, have you never done this before?

SPEAKER_04 41:32

I've turned them out together.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

So yeah, okay, why are we experimenting with me?

SPEAKER_04 41:37

Okay, then we won't let them get close together.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

How about you just take Flabby for a couple rides and I'll hang out here?

SPEAKER_04 41:45

You know, I really don't appreciate when you call her Flabby.

SPEAKER_01 41:48

See, like, what's he doing? Why is he getting all excited?

SPEAKER_04 41:52

He just scooted over.

SPEAKER_01 41:54

Who do you think's the dominant one in this relationship?

SPEAKER_04 41:58

Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 42:00

That's right.

SPEAKER_04 42:00

That sound is awful. No, Fabby for sure is the dominant one. She likes to show him who's boss.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

He's freaking like two times the size of her. Okay, well introduce Fabby.

SPEAKER_04 42:17

Okay. This is Fabby. Or his act says Flabby, which is like honestly just rude. She's gorgeous. She's stunning.

SPEAKER_01 42:28

What kind of horse is it? What's the word you always use?

SPEAKER_04 42:31

A palomino.

SPEAKER_01 42:32

Palomino. Okay. Yeah, I can tell we're not gonna get along.

SPEAKER_04 42:36

She just wants to say hi. She's just she knows what I call her. Yeah, she's like that douche. I'm gonna get him.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 42:43

She's gonna kick you.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

But she's a little more um she's a little more spicy. A little more spicy. What is what do you mean by that?

SPEAKER_04 42:51

Like, she just she's dominant. Like she's like, I'm boss.

SPEAKER_01 42:58

But how does that do with you?

SPEAKER_04 43:00

Oh no, no, with me, she's fine. I mean she's a little more she's a lot more spicier than him. Like she's a lot more go uh than that one who just wants to walk all the live long day. But no, she's she's really nice.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

I mean I like dog for that reason.

SPEAKER_04 43:15

So do you want to get on on her? On Fabby?

SPEAKER_01 43:18

No, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_04 43:20

Why not?

SPEAKER_01 43:21

Do you like put a little peanut butter on that?

SPEAKER_04 43:23

No, why the he's like it? What the heck? Did somebody use my bridle? I think somebody uh used my bridle.

SPEAKER_01 43:34

Well, anyway, so give us some more explanations on or more introduction to to Fabby.

SPEAKER_04 43:40

Um she is a 14 year old Palomino.

SPEAKER_01 43:45

She's 14? I thought she was younger.

SPEAKER_04 43:48

That's still pretty young in horse years.

SPEAKER_01 43:50

Oh, but you're leasing her.

SPEAKER_04 43:52

I'm leasing her, yes.

SPEAKER_01 43:53

Like a car.

SPEAKER_04 43:54

Like a car, that is correct. Good girl.

SPEAKER_01 43:57

How long is the lease? What's the interest rate?

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Uh no interest rate. And I think it's ten months.

SPEAKER_01 44:06

Okay. Ten months. So you're not you're only gonna have her till next June.

SPEAKER_04 44:12

Well it's at least to buy. So in ten months. She's all mine.

SPEAKER_01 44:17

Wait, what? You were gonna buy her in ten months? Yeah. At the age of 17?

SPEAKER_04 44:22

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 44:23

Can she still have uh children?

SPEAKER_04 44:26

Uh I wouldn't like put a baby in her, but I can get like an egg out of her and get like a surrogate. They're called a brood mare.

SPEAKER_01 44:35

A brood mare?

unknown 44:36

Ugh.

SPEAKER_01 44:38

Okay. Yeah, alright. Hey Fabby. Nice to meet you. Okay. So you're gonna show off your skills?

SPEAKER_04 44:45

Yeah, will you go take put his reins a little lower? Alright, I guess I'll just do it.

SPEAKER_01 44:51

I mean I can do it.

SPEAKER_04 44:52

We'll see, we'll see how this goes.

SPEAKER_01 44:56

Like, so what is your routine? Like, I think that's a big question. Like, what do you come here and do? So, like right now, she's like, yeah, I'm the master.

SPEAKER_04 45:05

Yeah. So when I come in the arena, yeah, for her, because of the way she's trained. I actually forgot what it's called. Addie and Cortland are gonna be like, what is wrong with you?

SPEAKER_01 45:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:25

But I'll like bend her this way.

SPEAKER_01 45:28

Is that like stretching?

SPEAKER_04 45:29

Yeah. Kind of gets her brain thinking. Bend her this way.

SPEAKER_00 45:36

Huh.

SPEAKER_04 45:39

And then I'll go into a trot. I mean, obviously I'll walk for longer to warm her up, but for the sake of this.

SPEAKER_01 45:47

Okay, alright.

SPEAKER_04 45:48

We'll do a trot.

SPEAKER_01 45:51

Don't look at me, Fabby. Keep your eyes forward. Okay. You hear it's like getting loosened up, little warm-up before the game?

SPEAKER_04 45:59

What?

SPEAKER_01 46:00

Like a warm-up before the game?

SPEAKER_04 46:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:06

Then you go the other way.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

But like, what are you warming up to do?

SPEAKER_04 46:13

Anything. Like anything.

SPEAKER_01 46:14

Like that's what I'm just so confused about. Like, what is your routine? Like, what are you practicing?

SPEAKER_04 46:20

So usually I'll have the barrel set up.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:23

One or two, or sometimes three. Hey. Um. And we'll just do like barrel drills. Like, okay, say there's a barrel right there. I'll get her soft around the barrel. Which means like she's kind of in like a C shape like this.

SPEAKER_01 46:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 46:42

I'll get her soft and we'll just go in circles. And then we'll go to this barrel over here.

SPEAKER_00 46:54

Alright, alright. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 46:58

And we'll circle this barrel.

SPEAKER_01 47:04

And you're just doing that for how long? Um, until I feel like yeah, like how long is your typical practice with with him?

SPEAKER_04 47:13

Ooh. Doing the actual like drills?

SPEAKER_01 47:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:19

Probably like 20 or 30 minutes. The warm-up is the longest part.

SPEAKER_01 47:23

The warm-up, how long do you do the warm-up for?

SPEAKER_04 47:26

Well, normally I'll come in, I'll walk two or three laps each direction.

SPEAKER_03 47:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 47:30

Then I'll do a long trot.

SPEAKER_03 47:32

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_04 47:32

And I'll long trot for six and a half to seven minutes each direction. And then I'll send her into a lope and we'll do like a lap or two loping each way. And then we go into the drill.

SPEAKER_01 47:46

You know, she kind of looks like you.

SPEAKER_04 47:49

With her blonde hair.

SPEAKER_01 47:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:51

No, she's beautiful.

SPEAKER_01 47:53

Yeah, she kind of looks like you. That's kind of funny. Um, alright. Can you not like how long are you supposed to ride a horse for? Like for practice?

SPEAKER_04 48:04

Everybody has different opinions.

SPEAKER_01 48:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 48:07

Um, I feel like the typical is what I kind of just said, like the longer warm-up, the long trot, then you do the warm-up. Um not the warm-up, but you then you do like the drill.

SPEAKER_01 48:21

Yeah. So like an hour a day?

SPEAKER_04 48:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:25

Maybe you don't want to do more because you don't want to like wear them out.

SPEAKER_04 48:27

Especially when it's this hot, I won't do more than an hour. And if it's really hot and she's like being really good for me, I'll end it at like 30, 45 minutes. I usually have to go a lot longer on him.

SPEAKER_01 48:40

Why?

SPEAKER_04 48:41

Because he's just Just because she's a lot more trained.

unknown 48:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 48:45

And he's how old? He's lazy. Six? So like he's.

SPEAKER_01 48:49

She's 16?

SPEAKER_04 48:50

14. 14. Like the first time I ask her to do something, she'll do it. With him, it's like, okay, come on, you can't.

SPEAKER_01 48:56

Like what are you asking? But like what are you asking her to do?

SPEAKER_04 49:00

Okay, so like for our drills, we call it the cassette drill.

SPEAKER_00 49:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:03

Look, you have two barrels right here and you're going like this.

SPEAKER_00 49:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:08

So you it's all the same direction. So you're trotting around the barrel, and then you go to the second barrel and you trot all it's all the same direction. You're not ever cutting and switching.

SPEAKER_00 49:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:20

So she can do it really easy, walk, trot, lope.

SPEAKER_03 49:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 49:24

He can do it really easy, walk, trot. He has a harder time at the lope. So I have to work harder with him at the lope and do it longer until he gets it, and then the second he gets it, we're done.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

Okay. So can we see some speed or I mean do you want me to lope her? Yeah, let's see a little speed. Or what do you mean? Yeah, let's well, how fast do you go on her? Have you gotten to a full-on run with her yet?

SPEAKER_04 49:48

I mean, no, and like not in here.

SPEAKER_01 49:50

Oh. I mean, I get it though. I I'm nervous. I do not like being on those horses.

SPEAKER_04 49:56

Why it's like the best thing ever.

SPEAKER_01 49:59

Well, okay, well, show us something. This is your time to show off.

SPEAKER_04 50:05

Okay, well, that's the wrong lead.

SPEAKER_01 50:08

I mean, she went like oh, going backwards.

SPEAKER_04 50:14

Well, she picked up the wrong lead.

SPEAKER_01 50:16

Oh. Alright. We need to see some speed. After all these months, like, there's gotta be something happening, right?

SPEAKER_04 50:26

There we go. Good girl.

SPEAKER_02 50:32

Good girl.

SPEAKER_01 50:34

And that's top speed?

SPEAKER_02 50:36

Easy.

SPEAKER_01 50:37

I'm such a dick jerk.

SPEAKER_02 50:42

Alright, alright. Easy. Easy. Good girl.

SPEAKER_01 50:53

Yeah, they really oddly like look alike.

SPEAKER_03 50:56

Ooh.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

That's kind of funny.

SPEAKER_04 51:08

Okay, so let's get you on dock and let's lop around.

SPEAKER_01 51:11

Okay, what time is it? I think I gotta go soon. We're actually coming up on time, okay?

SPEAKER_04 51:16

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_01 51:17

Babby, back up. Why did they come in so hot?

SPEAKER_04 51:21

She didn't.

SPEAKER_01 51:22

Okay, um.

SPEAKER_04 51:24

Okay, let's get you on dock and let's walk around.

SPEAKER_01 51:26

Wait, before we do that, we had a judge and jury. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 51:29

Let's do the judge.

SPEAKER_01 51:30

I'm gonna stall it with that. Yeah. Um, so have you had any made-up judge and juries like your last one?

SPEAKER_04 51:35

No.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

Also, so many people are mad at me for that.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

What?

SPEAKER_01 51:39

For what I said.

SPEAKER_04 51:40

Wait, what'd you say?

SPEAKER_01 51:41

Oh I don't even remember. I can't even get to it. Um using the T-I-T-S word. Not only was your mom mad, my mom was mad, my dad was mad.

SPEAKER_04 51:53

Oh. Yeah but like the audience wasn't mad?

SPEAKER_01 51:56

I don't know. I don't know what the audience always hates me anyway. Um yeah, we did do the question box thing. Not as like a question box, but people gave their ideas for us. Yeah. So we could talk through some of those.

SPEAKER_04 52:09

Oh, I forgot to tighten that.

SPEAKER_01 52:12

Um People say we sound bored of each other. Are you bored of me?

SPEAKER_04 52:18

No. I've honestly I feel like I always sound bored. I'm kind of monotone.

SPEAKER_01 52:24

Maybe we need to work on that.

SPEAKER_04 52:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:27

I don't think we're too monotone here because I was freaking scared for my life.

SPEAKER_04 52:31

Before my date, Shannon was like, okay, you have an assignment. And I was like, okay, let's hear the assignment. She was like, I want you to consciously count smiling with your teeth 10 times during the date. Not just your weird. Drum with that.

SPEAKER_01 52:46

I think you would be listening, you wouldn't be listening. You'd be focusing on like I know, I'd be like, wait. That's seven. Eight.

SPEAKER_04 52:53

I'm like, okay, yeah, I got to ten. I made my goal.

SPEAKER_01 52:57

Oh shoot. Someone said, and maybe a little shorter horse stories. Love the updates, but maybe not 20 minutes. Well, what about an hour and a half?

unknown 53:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:06

Is that okay? About a whole episode.

SPEAKER_01 53:07

Full episode of just horses. Sorry, Heidi. Um, someone said, less Zach, more Amy.

SPEAKER_04 53:15

Ah, well, I feel the same. No, just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 53:18

Whatever your name is, Ikea's something. That wasn't nice. Alright. Um. We need Emily or Rachel or Shannon every two to three episodes. Caitlin, it's not happening. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 53:34

Maybe a Shannon in like a couple months.

SPEAKER_01 53:36

Shannon, Shannon, you know what I mean. She'll drop in more. The other two, um. It's just they just don't want to. They don't want to do it. It's too much of their time. They have already have other things going on with their kids, like to take an hour and a half out of their day. It's probably not, and it's Saturday mornings usually now for us. Like that's not gonna be top priority.

SPEAKER_03 53:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 53:58

Um someone said they want to be your best friend. Uh honestly. Like, are you a low maintenance friend or a high maintenance friend?

SPEAKER_04 54:09

We talked about this. I'm low maintenance.

SPEAKER_01 54:13

I guess you'd be a little high maintenance, though. Um someone said more Megan. I agree. I agree. Um, and let's see, the last couple things.

SPEAKER_04 54:23

I'm sorry, I thought you said you had a judge and jury.

SPEAKER_01 54:26

I did, but my phone is locked out of Instagram right now.

SPEAKER_04 54:29

Oh no. Okay, should I make up a judge and jury?

SPEAKER_01 54:32

Because I usually have Megan doing it. I don't have Instagram like logged in. I don't know, it's all weird. Um a vlog style episode. Someone asked for a vlog style episode. Oh, okay. We just gave it to them. No one I I also want to do two other ones. I want to do one, but you're not gonna be there, you're supposed to, but I want to do one where we're touring the house for the first time.

SPEAKER_04 54:53

Oh, yeah. With a renovation. Well, you and Megan do it.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

We might.

SPEAKER_04 54:56

Maybe get like these little mics and you and it'll be like a you and Megan episode again.

SPEAKER_01 55:00

Yeah, we might do that. And then also I want to do one with us three cooking with Megan.

SPEAKER_04 55:04

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:05

And Megan teaching us.

SPEAKER_04 55:07

Yeah, we will be her sous chefs.

SPEAKER_01 55:09

Um yeah, that was pretty good. But people just don't like me. That's alright. Well, that's alright. Okay, give me your made-up judge and jury.

SPEAKER_04 55:22

Dang, you should have given me more time to think.

SPEAKER_01 55:24

Um someone I read it, and basically the story was um it was another one that had to do with like people sharing like a house as like like the parents had bought a house, like a like an investment property? No, no, no. Not an investment property was like a house for the family to go use, and so like they're all grown now.

SPEAKER_04 55:51

Like a second home.

SPEAKER_01 55:52

Yeah, and so then one of the families um went and stayed there, and then their kids broke a couple things. But then it tells anybody, and then the parents go there and find out things are broken. And so then the parents just want everybody to split the cost.

SPEAKER_04 56:07

You wanna know who who that would be?

SPEAKER_01 56:09

Who, Emily?

SPEAKER_04 56:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:10

Oh yeah, for sure. Are you kidding?

SPEAKER_04 56:12

But my parents wouldn't make them split the cost, they'd just be like, Yeah, I know. And then they'd fix it.

SPEAKER_01 56:18

But I would be like, if your parents, if your parents were to make everyone split the cost, well, first off, I would just be like, just admit it. Like who just say you broke something?

SPEAKER_04 56:28

Yeah. Um, but I forgot to tell you that people are gonna be like, chin strap it's not really.

SPEAKER_01 56:36

Okay, we don't care. Um was I gonna say, but what would you do? Would you be anything?

SPEAKER_04 56:41

If I didn't break it, I would be like, no, I'm not splitting it. Find out who broke it.

SPEAKER_01 56:45

Whatever your parents are like, you've gotta split it, everyone's gotta split it.

SPEAKER_04 56:47

Uh well, how much is it? Is it like a hundred bucks or is it like a thousand?

SPEAKER_01 56:51

It was like a thousand.

SPEAKER_04 56:53

No. First of all, I don't have a thousand dollars, so maybe SOL.

SPEAKER_01 56:57

All your thousand dollars are just on the horse.

SPEAKER_04 56:59

This is where my thousand dollars goes every month.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

Yep. That's true.

SPEAKER_04 57:03

Um, yeah. No.

SPEAKER_01 57:07

Do you work anymore?

SPEAKER_04 57:09

Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 57:10

I used to work. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 57:13

Um it's very like remote-based though. This is this is my work from home right here.

SPEAKER_01 57:20

We're gonna take calls.

SPEAKER_04 57:21

Sometimes I'll take Zoom calls in my car. I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_01 57:23

Well, that's good. At least you're doing them.

SPEAKER_04 57:25

Like, we have a weekly meeting with our new tenant.

SPEAKER_01 57:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 57:30

And my dad's always like, come to the office and get on the zoom call, and I'm 90% of the time I'm in my car.

SPEAKER_01 57:38

Why do why do we not just go to the office?

SPEAKER_04 57:40

Well, because I'm here. And it's a good thing. It's only a 30-minute zoom, so it's like, why drive 30 minutes to Draper and then sit on a call for 30 minutes and like, or I could just like sit in my car for 30 minutes. Because it's not like an in-person meeting. Yeah, everybody zoom.

SPEAKER_00 57:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 58:00

Okay, get on. Stop starting.

SPEAKER_01 58:02

I'm not uh uh come on, I'll help you. I really don't think I'm getting on.

SPEAKER_04 58:06

Get your ass back on this horse.

SPEAKER_01 58:08

But I have the phones. What do we do with the phones?

SPEAKER_04 58:10

I can't set them on that thing right there.

SPEAKER_01 58:14

Uh I don't want to do this. My hor my legs are tired, I'm sweating. The odds we could get those phones right there are pretty high.

SPEAKER_04 58:27

Hey, hey, hey, all right. Don't itch right there. That's hardwire. I'm scared you're gonna cut yourself.

SPEAKER_01 58:33

Hey big guy. Is that is that him sweating over here?

SPEAKER_04 58:37

Where?

SPEAKER_01 58:38

Like sweat dripping down?

SPEAKER_04 58:41

Where?

SPEAKER_01 58:42

Right here.

SPEAKER_04 58:43

Hold on, I can't see.

SPEAKER_01 58:45

Are they like do horses sweat like that?

SPEAKER_04 58:47

Yes, horses do sweat. And did you know that that's where glue is coming from? His horses. Glue, Elmer's glue. Yeah, it's a little sweat. He's not like terribly sweaty though. Hey! She's just itching her face.

SPEAKER_01 59:04

Alright, so I'm getting on again.

SPEAKER_04 59:05

We're getting on again, Doc. Your brake's over.

SPEAKER_01 59:08

Sorry, Doc. Okay, do we need to tighten this? I can't get it the height.

SPEAKER_04 59:14

No.

SPEAKER_00 59:18

Oh, alright, big guy.

SPEAKER_01 59:20

I'm on. Alright. I don't like this. Why did I agree to this again?

SPEAKER_04 59:29

I'm pretty sure this was your idea.

SPEAKER_01 59:31

This was my idea to do this? The horse thing?

SPEAKER_04 59:34

No, I thought so.

SPEAKER_01 59:35

No, I thought it was your idea to give me a lesson.

SPEAKER_04 59:37

Oh, maybe it was. Hey, big guy. Oh wow, look at you. You're doing it all by yourself.

SPEAKER_01 59:48

Oh yeah. Good job, Doc. Sit, stay, sit, bud. Sit, puppy.

SPEAKER_04 59:52

Don't tell him to sit. Just say whoa.

SPEAKER_01 59:54

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_04 59:55

I'm gonna bring Fabi over here a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 59:56

Yeah, get him some distance. Thanks. We're good, big guy. Let's go this way. Let's go this way. Yeah, stay away from her. She's mean tough.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:03

Okay, you don't. Excuse me.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:05

He can't speak my language. Ah, good job, big guy. I'm actually terribly nervous right now being this alone on this horse. You're a good pup. Good dog. Good horse.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:20

Why do you keep calling him a dog?

SPEAKER_01 1:00:22

Honestly, that was an accident that time.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:24

Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:27

This was uh yeah, what was your just like thought process in buying the two largest horses you could possibly buy?

SPEAKER_04 1:00:32

I know, I know.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:33

Stay distance, please. Keep a distance between us.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:35

Yeah, we're good. Okay, we're just parallel. Remember your emergency stop. What's your emergency stop? Practice it right now.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:43

Oh yeah. This way, this way, this way.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:45

Pull to your hip.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:46

Pull to my hip. Good.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:47

And he stopped. So now release.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:48

Good job. Good job, dot. Let's turn. Let's go around these these chicks.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:57

Come on. Helma. Yeah, good job. Okay, I don't like how close you're getting. Like you should go the other side of the arena.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:05

Literally, I'm so far away from you.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

I just don't want them to like get too close and get all excited.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:12

They're not, especially just walking.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:14

Yeah, good job. Good job. We'll follow them. We'll follow them. Nice and easy behind. Nice and easy behind. Yeah. Go this way. Go this way. Go this way. Yeah. What is happening? I can't believe I'm riding a horse on myself.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:27

Your outfit.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:28

My outfit?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:30

What's wrong with my outfit?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:31

I don't know. It's just funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:32

Why not look like a freaking cowboy? Yeah, though, really though. What's wrong with my outfit?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:39

It's I think it's your hat. It's throwing me off.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:42

Why?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:43

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:44

Like it doesn't look right or what? Do I look too weird in it?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:49

No.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:49

Then what's the problem? What's throwing you off? Explain it.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:53

I like I don't know. I can't even explain it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:56

You're so helpful, and I'm sure everyone just loves hearing you that you can't explain it.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:00

Okay, if you really want my my honest thoughts, I feel like it's a little girly.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:04

Oh, it's girly?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:06

Like the gold.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:08

The gold extra. I think I got this.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:10

Or a little girly.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:12

I'm just actually just letting him do whatever he wants right now. I'm not even doing anything.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:17

Well, that's fine.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:18

I got this.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:18

Well, he might walk into the corner.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:21

15 years ago.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:23

You bought that hat 15 years ago?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:25

Yeah. I went to like a concert or something, I think, like a country concert. Or no, no, I went to uh I think it might be like Days of 47 when they used to do it at the Delta Center.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:35

And I think I bought it there. Oh, alright. Good job, bud. He just stopped on his own.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:42

Because we stopped.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:44

Oh. So what do you want to do?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:46

So should we go for a little trot?

SPEAKER_01 1:02:48

No. You guys can try all you want. We're doing our own thing over here.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:52

Well, if I try, he might try.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:53

Okay, big guy. I can't. What are you doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:02:55

He's just itching his leg. Relax.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:57

Well, I'm gonna fall off the front.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:58

You're not gonna fall off the front. OMG.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:02

Okay, stay away.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:04

Beyond dramatic. Come on, Doc.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:07

Alright, Doc. Let's got we got this. Nice big guy. There we go. A little turn. Little turn. Love that. Don't no don't try and get them all riled up with the freaking trotting.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:20

Sorry. It'll be fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:23

No, no, it's not. No, it's not.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:25

Give him a little clock.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:26

Doc, where are you going? Go this way. Dude, what are you trying? You trying to get out of the arena? You got work to do. Stop.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:36

I stopped.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:38

Doc. Turn. Turn. Turn.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:40

Use your inside. Use your what leg is that?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:44

You're right I am turning my left, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:03:46

Yeah, your left leg.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:47

I'm trying to. It's stupid.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:48

Hit him with your left leg.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:49

Come on.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:50

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:50

Come on. Come on, big.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:52

And also, when you're doing it, instead of crossing over.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:57

Because I don't know how neck-range he is. Instead of crossing over like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:01

Just get your rein.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:03

And pull him in.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:04

And open the door.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:06

Open the door. Alright. This way. Um. This way. This way.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:13

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:14

Nice, nice. Good job, Doc.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:16

Okay, now open the door the other way. This kind of slide your hand down on the rein a little bit and open up the door.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:23

I'm opening the door. Yeah, nice, doc. Nice, doc. Look at us. Just doing tricks. Opening the door and closing the door.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:34

Now do a little tighter circle.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:35

Little tight circle. We're going around the barrel. We're going around the barrel. Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:39

Now kick your leg. Kick your leg. Kick your leg. Other leg.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:42

What am I kicking for? You don't know what am I doing?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:45

To get it tighter.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:47

This way. Okay. We're almost done.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:52

I cannot handle your knees.

unknown 1:04:54

Why?

SPEAKER_01 1:04:54

Because I this thing is so small?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:57

Uh-uh. Get away from us. I just don't like her.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:01

Don't be mean to her.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:02

No, she knows that I make fun of her, and so she is out to get me. Alright.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:09

Okay, let's just go for a little tiny trot.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:11

Nope. I think we can end the episode. I think we're done.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:15

I'll pony you. I'll get your lead rope and we'll pony. Actually, she might kick if you come up behind me.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:20

She'll kick me in the face. Turn, you freaking duck. Turn. Turn. Turn. Turn. Oh my gosh, Doc.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:28

Don't give him what he wants. Make him turn the way you want to go.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:32

Turn this way.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:33

Put your heels down.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:34

I got my heels. Come on, Doc.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:36

There you go.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:36

Oh yeah, I had to get a little angry at you. Sorry, bud. Okay, come on. Turn.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:41

You're in charge. He's not in charge.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:43

Uh I think he's in charge.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:45

Okay, so okay, so right there, stop.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:48

What? I just did it. What he just did what I asked.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:50

Okay, but when you turn, look at me. When you turned, yeah. You choked up on this side and then you opened the door this way. Whichever way you're wanting to go, put your hand down.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:00

Oh, so I gotta get it.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:01

And then open the door that way.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:03

Shorter leash.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:04

Yes. Okay. If you want to turn to the left, put your hand down straight in your arm and open the door.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:10

Yeah, come on, bud. Let's go. Okay, now we're not gonna do circles like them, but let's go. And we're gonna go.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:20

You can have you can put two hands on your reins like this.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:23

Turn, turn. There we go. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:27

Okay, now give him a little kick. Talk to him.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:29

Let's go, big guy. Good job. Well, I don't know why you love to just go back to it. Go this way. This way. This way. This why aren't you turning? Why aren't you turning? This way.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:38

Because he knows that you're not gonna do anything. Give him a kick him right there.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:42

Kick him again. Come on. Okay, I'm I'm about done.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:46

Okay, let's just go for a little try.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:48

No, I'm not kidding. I'm done. I'm done. Get away from me. Go.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:51

Let's just see what he does.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:52

No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Amy, I'm not kidding. Doc, you're you little.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:00

Here, we'll herd you guys. We'll herd you guys.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:02

I don't like her being that close. She's gonna get us going. Doc, turn. Turn. Turn. Okay, we're really too close to her legs. She's gonna kick us. I don't like this. Can we end the episode? Welcome. That was our episode. We're gonna end right there.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:19

Should I do my thing?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:20

Yeah. Wow.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:22

Oh, that was so distressful. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:24

Our heart's racing. Doc, you're not listening. I don't like it. We gotta get me off this horse.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:31

You're so dumb. Okay, ready?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:32

Okay, finish the episode.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:34

Okay. What episode?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:35

I don't know, just I honestly don't know.

SPEAKER_04 1:07:38

Okay, ready? And that was our episode. Thank you so much for watching and listening. Follow us anywhere you get your podcast, Apple, YouTube, and Spotify. And we'll see you next time.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:47

Bye, Doc. Bye, Babby. No, we're arriving at sunset. Oh my gosh, stop, stop. Nope, nope, nope, doc, doc, doc. Good job. Way to listen to me and not the girls. No, you're doing whatever you want right now. Okay, can you uh tie up and help me get off this thing?

unknown 1:08:05

Yeah.