SPEAKER_06 0:00

Alright, welcome to episode 28. Yeah. Um. So I got in trouble for the last episode. Again. I like I can't do an episode right now.

SPEAKER_01 0:14

Well, you just gotta have you just have to do better.

SPEAKER_06 0:18

I know, clearly.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

Why'd you get in trouble?

SPEAKER_06 0:20

Well, two episodes. It was for being well, everyone got mad at me for being too, you know, snappy, and then I got in trouble for this last episode because I was way too low energy, and that was from Shannon.

SPEAKER_01 0:33

Yeah, Shannon and she did not like our background.

SPEAKER_06 0:37

Well, uh, say hello to the microwave in my background.

SPEAKER_01 0:42

Yeah. No, it's fine. She was just really bugged that the curtain was like slightly open. Like she was like, could you not have closed it? And I was like, I don't even notice. And she was like, you never pay attention to detail.

SPEAKER_06 0:54

And I was like, I mean, I liked the background.

SPEAKER_01 0:58

I thought the background looked good, but she liked the background, but she hated how the curtain was just like slightly opened. It was begging her. And she felt like we were too dark.

SPEAKER_06 1:09

And she thought we were too far apart, too. Yeah. So I guess next time we gotta really cuddle up and yeah, just kidding. Just kidding. Um, how is it being a horse owner?

SPEAKER_01 1:28

Uh, it's so good. I love it.

SPEAKER_06 1:30

You know what's hilarious though, is I as I was going through the last episode, like it was beginning was me talking about my life, and then you were just uh you were nice and talking back, and then I mentioned the horse, and just like right now you did the same thing, but your face lights up and changes so much.

SPEAKER_01 1:49

No, like it really does. Like nothing makes me happier than talking about a horse.

SPEAKER_06 1:54

It was so funny because it was just like talking about my life, and then so how's your horse? So it was like oh you know, so excited to go into it. Yeah. So I guess that's the first topic of conversation for today.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Yeah, no, he's good. He's perfect. I went and wrote him this morning. So hot. I tried to get there like somewhat early.

SPEAKER_06 2:17

It's just so hot and dry, like it's been crazy hot everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 2:22

Yeah, yeah. But no, he was good. So we just did like a short little ride this morning. Um, and then he gets his feet done tomorrow.

SPEAKER_06 2:34

What the heck does that mean? He gets a pedicure?

SPEAKER_01 2:38

Essentially, yeah. He gets his new shoes tomorrow. He's like a little overdue.

SPEAKER_06 2:43

This is gonna be the most spoiled freaking horse ever.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Well, most horses get shooed. You know, they get they get shooed every six weeks.

SPEAKER_06 2:52

This one's gonna have like Hermes, or how do you spell it, Hermes shoes on?

SPEAKER_01 2:56

Oh my gosh. First of all, no. Second of all, I'm not in like that. Hermes is only in like an English dressage. I'm not, I'm too rednecked for that.

SPEAKER_06 3:10

You're redneck?

SPEAKER_01 3:11

They don't slum it in the Western world. They're only in the English world.

SPEAKER_06 3:17

You are the most um what would be the right word? High maintenance westerner I've ever met. For sure.

SPEAKER_02 3:28

Possibly.

SPEAKER_06 3:29

Like, I have a real question for you.

SPEAKER_02 3:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:33

And this is just all hypothetical. I this is no implication on your dating life right now. Could you marry someone that's like a full-on rancher, like lives with a farm, has cows, horses, barn, you have to wake up, milk the cows, like all that. Because you pretend like you could, but like, could you?

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Yeah, that's a good question. I don't I think I could, but like I'm spoiled. Like, I want like a big, beautiful house with like lots of pastures, and like a beautiful indoor arena, a beautiful outdoor arena.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

Oh my gosh. An indoor and outdoor arena on the property?

SPEAKER_01 4:22

Yeah, because when it snows, you need an indoor arena because the ground freezes.

SPEAKER_06 4:26

Well, of course, you have to have both.

SPEAKER_01 4:28

Yeah, so like I could if it was like bougie.

SPEAKER_06 4:34

Okay, so you you really couldn't then. Because I'm talking like a rancher, like the country dude.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

There are bougie ranchers.

SPEAKER_06 4:44

Yeah, but I'm I'm not saying he's a loaded one. I'm saying he's like a farmer.

SPEAKER_01 4:49

Okay, well, he can be a loaded farmer.

SPEAKER_05 4:54

Well the loaded is the key keyword.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

Well, it's just like yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

Like I wanted to do that. I was just wondering. I want a nice I want a nice house, I want a nice barn, I want nice horses, and I would love to have cattle for someone else to take care of.

SPEAKER_06 5:17

Right?

SPEAKER_01 5:17

No, I like kind of like how on our ranch the cattle up there just grazes.

SPEAKER_06 5:24

Yeah. Like I would want You're not You don't want milking cows.

SPEAKER_01 5:28

I mean I don't know, I've never really thought about like milking cows. I've always just like thought about cattle.

SPEAKER_06 5:39

You know who I actually think can turn into a farmer?

SPEAKER_01 5:42

Who? Megan?

SPEAKER_06 5:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:45

Yeah. But the problem, she's allergic to everything, and so is Dean.

SPEAKER_06 5:50

I know. But she would want to.

SPEAKER_01 5:54

She is like so deathly allergic to hay.

SPEAKER_06 5:58

I know. But anyway, we've talked about this a million times. But I think like what she envisions doing with all her food, like she would love to have it all just like grown like it's a little bit. Like farm to table. Everything. Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 6:13

I mean, yeah, that's that's I would love that too.

SPEAKER_06 6:17

Yeah. Anyway, back to your horse.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Um, everything's good, everything's amazing, and I actually have a new update.

SPEAKER_06 6:27

Oh hell.

SPEAKER_01 6:29

Michael doesn't know about this, and actually, me and Megan are like low-key beefing because she like kind of ratted me out, that little rat. There's something about me and Megan that when we're living in Michael and Shannon's house, we revert back to like being 14 and 16 years old.

SPEAKER_06 6:50

Do you want me to go into that? Because I'm happy to.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

No, you're so annoying. And we're just like always like bickering.

SPEAKER_06 6:58

And it Okay, no, no, no. Okay, keep going. Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

So I told Megan something that like I wanted to keep like on the down low a little bit to like maybe give Michael some time to recover from buying doc. And I just like Do you want to share the price? No, no.

SPEAKER_06 7:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:19

And so I just was just like, you know what? What he doesn't know isn't gonna kill him right now. Like it's gonna be just fine. Just kill him later. Well, and nothing is set in stone yet, so it's like I'm not even gonna bring anything up until it's like a for sure done deal. And so I tell Megan this.

SPEAKER_03 7:40

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 7:41

And the second she gets Michael and Shannon alone, I walked inside for maybe five minutes to go pee and to get a fresh diet coke. I come back outside and the little rat ratted me out.

SPEAKER_06 7:57

And wait, well, what's the news? Okay, but after you do this, I need to tell you, I want to go into that more because it is so true what you said, but keep going.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

So the horse that I was looking at before Doc. Life got in the way, and just like we kind of just their owners, I'm friends with them, but like she got super busy, I got super busy, we kind of like fell out of touch for a couple weeks, and then I found Doc. And I was like, Oh, this is perfect, like, whatever. Doc, he's right down the road, like perfect, paid for Doc. Like an hour after I gave the check, handed over the check to Doc's former owners, I get a text from my friend, and she's like, Hey, like, are you still interested in my horse that I have? And I was like, I mean, I love your horse, but I literally just bought a horse. And she was like, Oh my gosh, I'm so happy for you, like, tell me everything, whatever. So I was like sending her pictures, like updating her on like how I found Doc, whatever. And she was like, I'm so happy for you, like I can't wait like to see you guys at races, whatever. And she was like, Well, if you're not ready to like buy the horse, would you be interested in leasing? And like even like leasing to own, like down the road. And I was like, Yeah. So as I'm having like this texting conversation with my friend, I'm sitting next to Megan. Oh my god. I'm like being her chauffeur. We were running errands and we were sitting in the parking lot, and I was like, oh my gosh, like, I think I'm gonna lease a horse. And Megan was like, What? Like, why would you do that? And I was like, because why not? Like, I love this horse, she's so pretty, she's so nice. And I love her.

unknown 9:52

I love her.

SPEAKER_01 9:53

And she was like So she was like, Well, that like that just like doesn't seem like you just bought one. Why do you need to? I'm like, why not? Why not?

SPEAKER_06 10:03

And it's just a lease because you just bought a car pretty much and then bought a second car.

SPEAKER_01 10:10

No.

SPEAKER_06 10:10

At least a second car.

SPEAKER_01 10:12

Yeah, but it that so then if it's like if it doesn't work out, okay, then you ship her back.

SPEAKER_06 10:18

What's the contract? Is it 30-month lease? I mean 60-month lease.

SPEAKER_01 10:22

No, we don't we haven't even gotten there. That's why I didn't even want to say anything, because it's like we're just talking about it, like nothing's even set in stone yet.

SPEAKER_06 10:31

But you committed. You said you're I mean, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 10:35

But like I'm not I'm not legally like bound by anything. I didn't sign anything, but like, not like I'm leasing this horse.

SPEAKER_06 10:41

You're just not a person of integrity.

SPEAKER_01 10:43

No, I'm leasing this horse. Like, I don't even need a contract, I'm leasing the horse. But in my mind, I'm like it's gonna be at least two or three weeks before she's at my barn, and so I'm like, I'll cross that bridge in two or three weeks when I have to break the news to Michael. So I'm like saying this to Megan. An hour later, two hours later, Michael comes home from work. We're all sitting outside, the boys are riding their bikes, they're playing. I go inside to pee and to get a fresh diet coke.

SPEAKER_03 11:13

I come back out to say the pee again.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

And Michael goes, So do you have anything you want to tell me? And I was like, No, I I can't think of anything. Why? Like, what's up? And he goes, Well, I hear you're leasing a horse. I snapped my head over to Megan so fast, I'm like, You seriously ratted me out? Like the five minutes I went inside, you were like, Amy's leasing a horse. Like she it was like she was so excited to like get me in trouble or something. And I was just like, I can't believe you ratted me out. And then I was like, Michael, it's hypothetical, like nothing's set in stone.

SPEAKER_04 11:57

Hypothetical, I've committed to, it's pretty sexual.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

Like she'll be here in three weeks, hypothetically. And he just rolled his eyes and laughed and was like, You have issues, and I was like, Yeah. So that was it. It's not like he was like mad or anything, but I'm just like, really? It was just like she was like chomping at the bit to like be like, oh, an AWS Lee single horse, even though you just bought her one. And she was like, I didn't know it was a secret, and I was like, You're just ugh.

SPEAKER_06 12:30

You're so annoying. Okay, Megan is Megan's a pleaser, as we know. She is a pleaser.

SPEAKER_01 12:37

Yeah, but what does that have to do with anything?

SPEAKER_06 12:41

Because it was like, you know, she was pleasing her uh your parents, letting them in on the details. Like, I'm kind of the same way with my parents.

SPEAKER_01 12:48

No, she just was like You wanna know what it was. What I don't even know if I should say.

SPEAKER_06 13:00

Oh my hell. Say it.

SPEAKER_01 13:02

She wants she wanted this sink. I think this this like faucet. Oh gosh. And I think my mom said that she would pay for it.

SPEAKER_03 13:12

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 13:13

And then my dad was like, no, that's so dumb. I'm not buying that faucet. And my mom and Emily and Megan were like, no, it's so pretty. You have to buy it. And so I th I think she was like trying to like suck up to Michael and be like, guess what, Amy told me so that he would buy her the faucet.

SPEAKER_06 13:29

Oh. You're probably right. Like, I'm like I didn't hear anything about that. I never even heard one word. She hasn't even told me about this faucet because she knows what I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_01 13:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 13:39

Like that's so stupid.

SPEAKER_01 13:40

Yeah. So I I think I think that's where it is coming from.

SPEAKER_06 13:46

Well, thanks for ratting her out to me. Well, you know. Now I'm gonna ask her about this stupid faucet.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

For tat and all that.

SPEAKER_06 13:53

So, how much was this faucet they were looking to buy?

SPEAKER_01 13:56

I don't even know, but they bought it and I'll be leasing a horse in three weeks, so we both got what we wanted, I guess.

SPEAKER_05 14:04

You freaks.

SPEAKER_06 14:06

You all are different. I'm still adjusting to this whole thing, but to what whole thing? But everything you just explained.

SPEAKER_01 14:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 14:22

Like, that's wild.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 14:24

I would have, if like my parents say they help me, like, for example, buy a car, and then I buy a car, and then I go lease a second one the same day. Okay, when you I would have been murdered. Murdered.

SPEAKER_01 14:38

When you say buy a car, I get nervous that people are gonna think that he's m he was more expensive than he actually was. And it's okay, we're talking about And it's all relative.

SPEAKER_06 14:50

Uh we're talking about a Toyota Prius.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Okay, well, it's all relative because there are some people who would never spend over $500 on a horse, and there are some people who would never spend under $75,000 on a horse. So it's it's just it's all relative, okay?

SPEAKER_06 15:08

Okay, thanks for the explanation and your justification. But no, it is funny though, when I don't see as much with you because I feel like you're always home. Oh, what the but sorry, did you hear that, Dane? That was okay. Um when Megan goes back to Utah, and people, I'm not hating on Megan, like don't don't come for me again. But I think that's just true. Like for everybody, when you go back to where you grew up and like with your parents, you kind of just like slip back to your normal self. Like, not your normal self, but your old self.

SPEAKER_01 15:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 15:46

And so like when she gets with you all.

SPEAKER_01 15:50

It's like it's like we're all back in high school again. That's how the sisters act. And it's like we become It's insane. We become so unbelievably helpless. Like, we have to have Michael and Shannon do everything for us. It's like we've forgotten how to survive.

SPEAKER_06 16:09

No, truly, like, I wonder how anyone has a clean house. Because when you all are at your parents, it is a disaster. No one picks up a dish other than Shannon or Michael, or me, or Taylor, or you know, Drew's there. And you all don't touch one. Laundry, freaking everywhere. Your room, insane.

SPEAKER_01 16:34

Kate.

SPEAKER_06 16:36

The pile of boxes No, those are gone now. You you can build a separate house next to your house with all those boxes.

SPEAKER_01 16:47

Those boxes got recycled.

SPEAKER_06 16:50

Good job. I'm proud of you.

SPEAKER_01 16:52

No, it I will say the laundry was so bad, especially because Michael, all of Michael and Shannon's washer and dryers broke within the span of a week. So we didn't have a washer and dryer for a week. And it was like laundry everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 17:15

Yeah, and Shannon's gonna hate hearing this, but it wasn't her fault. And Shannon does keep up on all like the laundry stuff as far as like the towels and stuff, but as far as like Megan and your laundry and the boys' laundry, I know, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

Me and Megan let it pile up for sure.

SPEAKER_06 17:29

Disaster. And um, what was I literally just gonna say? Something. Gosh, dang it. I just had something funny I was gonna ask you. But it's wild.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

Yeah, but now that she has all new washers and dryers, we've stayed up on it. It's been it's been great.

SPEAKER_06 17:48

You've stayed up on your laundry?

SPEAKER_01 17:51

Okay. I mean, actually, yeah, the laundry room isn't like exploding like it once was.

SPEAKER_06 17:59

I mean, I walked in there the other day and I got slapped with a bunch of old memories, if you know what I'm talking about.

SPEAKER_01 18:07

It's not even true.

SPEAKER_06 18:09

Um it's very true. Um, gosh, I was gonna ask something about the laundry.

SPEAKER_01 18:15

You know what really drives Michael up the wall about our laundry? The amount of towels that Megan uses.

SPEAKER_06 18:21

Wait, that's what I was gonna say. That's literally exactly what I was gonna say. What is the right amount of times to use a towel before you put it into the dirty clothes?

SPEAKER_01 18:31

Okay, so I have two answers.

SPEAKER_06 18:34

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

If I'm living at Michael and Shannon's, I'm using a new towel every time I shower. If I'm living on my own, like in my Lehigh house or in my vineyard house, I'll go like three showers and then I'll wash the towel.

SPEAKER_06 18:57

I think that's fair. I honestly I talk a big game with this, but I'm actually pretty bad. Well, I used to be. When I was at my parents' house, I always use a new towel as well.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

And I remember for some reason, parents have so many towels, and it's like they have a whole closet full, so I'm gonna get a nice clean folded towel.

SPEAKER_06 19:19

And of course, I never hung it up. Yeah, like where was I gonna hang it up? Like the ground is where I was going. Exactly. So um I remember when I was like probably 15 or 16, my oldest sister-in-law, whose name's Amy, um, she for some reason she was talking to my mom about like laundry or something, and my mom told her that I use a new towel after every shower, and she was so disgusted with me, she was like offended that I would use so many towels and not just hang it up after I was done. I didn't even know people did that. I didn't know you reused the towel after each shower.

SPEAKER_01 19:57

I mean, uh Yeah, I didn't know people did that until I moved like to a college apartment and my mom got me like two towels. And I was like, Where are the rest of the towels? And she was like, most people only have like two or three or four towels. Like that's why when they come in sets, there's like two towels, two hand wash cloths, and two like face wash clothes.

SPEAKER_03 20:24

Two face.

SPEAKER_01 20:25

And I was like, No, I need like a lot of towels, like I need like 14 towels.

SPEAKER_06 20:34

Yeah, I mean, this is exposing how spoiled I was too, because my mom, my mom babied me a lot, but and I never did any laundry.

SPEAKER_01 20:43

See, that is what is so crazy to me because I was doing my laundry at like seven years old.

SPEAKER_06 20:52

I didn't know how to work a washing machine until until I stepped into the MTC, which is the missionary training center. Someone had to teach me.

SPEAKER_01 20:58

That is so like unbelievably wild to me because like my mom, the second we moved into my parents' old house, like the upstairs was ours, and we had our own laundry room with our own like drawers, and she labeled all of the drawers, and she was like, towels, reds, darks, whites. You guys are in charge of your own laundry. So I think Emily and Rachel kind of taught me and Megan how to do laundry, and we had to do laundry. Shannon did not touch our laundry.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

That's crazy. That is wild.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

Yeah, yeah. And then one time Michael was yelling at us. I think Emily was still in the house at this point, so like think like four girls all fighting over clothes, all trying on 30 different outfits before school, and not hanging a single thing back up because why would you? And so he got so mad at us one time that he was like, clean all this up. Up and so we cleaned it up and we kind of just like shoved everything into the laundry room and like shut the door. But then because there were like we stuffed so many clothes into the like drawers that were in there, they like exploded kind of, and the door like pushed into the laundry room, not out, and then you would walk in. And so then the door got stuck, like you couldn't open the door because all the drawers had opened, and so then Michael got so mad because he had to take the door off the laundry room because we couldn't get it open, and then he never put it back on. So we didn't have a drawer, uh we didn't have a door to the laundry room for like years, and then they always knew if it was clean or dirty because there was no door.

SPEAKER_06 22:50

That is I I don't know. I mean, that's why I always say your dad is the most patient man ever. Having to deal with four daughters just throwing clothes everywhere, oh my gosh. Trying to get ready, waiting for them to get ready, I would literally insane.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

The most, I think the most diabolical thing that we did, which like makes me sick now that I'm like older and like can understand things and like use my brain, when we would all get ready and we would have our makeup everywhere on the floor in front of our full-length mirror on my mom's white carpet, and like Yeah, that's we we saw something on our brush and we didn't have a towel next to us. On the carpet. On the carpet, like it was stained, like makeup everywhere, and my mom tried to get it cleaned. We had Stanley Steamer come out so many times, and and then like a makeup bag would spill and like mascara or eyeliner or bronzer would break and it'd be all over the carpet again.

SPEAKER_06 23:55

I would be so angry.

SPEAKER_01 23:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 23:58

Wow. Just that is so insane.

SPEAKER_04 24:02

Just on the carpet, on the white carpet.

SPEAKER_06 24:07

It's also disgusting. And then putting that on your face?

SPEAKER_01 24:09

Yeah, I don't know. Again, it's like you don't have like a brain. It's like when you're that young, it's it's just like what's going on?

SPEAKER_06 24:22

That is crazy. Um, speaking of being spoiled as a kid, were you a kid that brought in lunch every day? Or did you get a child? I had school lunch. You're a loser then. Just kidding.

SPEAKER_01 24:38

No, but I was spoiled because I went to a charter school. And so it wasn't like typical like when I see like in the movies when they show like the school lunches, I'm like, my school lunch did not look like that.

SPEAKER_06 24:56

Yeah, they were pretty bad. I mean, I never had them.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

I would only have a lot of yeah, so like in elementary school, which is so disgusting and horrible, but like I loved it. I you know, the uncrustable peanut butter and jelly, like that's what I had for lunch.

SPEAKER_06 25:13

Like that's like Yeah, that that was common. I think everyone would have that was an option. Yeah, so was a carton of milk.

SPEAKER_01 25:20

No, I never had a carton of milk. I always had water. Or like if I wanted to bring lunch, like if I wanted like a home packed lunch, what is that even called? Yeah, home lunch. I had to like get up and make it. Or like if we like made something really good on Sunday, then I would make a home lunch for Monday. And then every other day of the week I would just get school lunch.

SPEAKER_06 25:49

Yeah. I was spoiled. I didn't learn how spoiled I was until I got older. But Diane made me lunch every day. She'd have breakfast ready for me every morning. It was it was fantastic. Spoiled. You were spoiled.

SPEAKER_01 26:04

You're more spoiled than me.

SPEAKER_06 26:07

Yeah, right. Um that reminds me the other day, this is last year. Tell me if there's a weird response. So I was I was at um a restaurant, I was just eating at the bar, and there's this lady. She probably was like her 40s, 40s or 50s, sitting next to me. Starts chatting, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:32

Gosh, was she hitting on you?

SPEAKER_06 26:33

Um definitely not. Oh, okay. Definitely not. And then she was like, started asking about the wife and kids, and then she was like, so like, you know, how why did you marry your wife? Like, you know, what what was um what made you like know you wanted to marry her? And I was like, tell me it's weird. I was like, well, to be honest, like she kind of she reminds me of my mom. Is that a weird response?

SPEAKER_01 27:04

No, I feel like that's kind of normal. Like, I feel like boys marry their moms and girls marry their dads.

SPEAKER_06 27:10

Well, she was like, what the freak? She literally was like, what? Like, that's the weirdest answer I ever heard. I was like, well, like my mom is like the kindest, nicest person, will do anything for me, like, always so supportive, all that, and like that's how my wife is, exactly the same way. And so that's why, and I wanted that. And so she was like, Oh, like that makes sense, but like that is weird to say she reminds you of your mom. That's not it's I feel like that's not that weird.

SPEAKER_01 27:37

Yeah, I don't know. I feel like I feel like it's not that weird either, but maybe she took it as like, oh, she looks like my mom.

SPEAKER_06 27:49

Yeah, I was gonna say, if I would have said, like, yeah, because she looks like my mom, like you're gonna be like, No, it's like you look for certain qualities and like Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 27:58

I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 27:59

Yeah. I don't know. I didn't think it was that weird.

SPEAKER_01 28:02

I don't think it's that weird, but maybe maybe people do. Or maybe she like can't fathom that because she has a weird mom, or her husband has a psycho mother-in-law, or like she has a psycho mother-in-law, so then she's like, Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 28:18

Yeah, maybe, yeah, that could be it. I don't know. I don't even know if she was married. I was like just entertaining the small talk, you know, not trying to talk too much because I I don't know. I think I have my headphones in too, and she was trying to talk.

SPEAKER_01 28:30

I hate that. It's like if I have my headphones in, don't speak to me. And then the worst is like they see you like going to put the headphone back in, and then they ask you another question, and you're like I know. It's just like common sense.

SPEAKER_06 28:47

Yeah. I should be better about talking to people, but I'm pretty what's your stance on uh going to the grocery store and putting your headphones in?

SPEAKER_01 28:56

I've never done that. No, I feel like as a girl you can't do that. Like you you have to be on high alert, especially at a grocery store. If you're by yourself.

SPEAKER_06 29:09

Wait, really? Okay, explain this to me.

SPEAKER_01 29:13

Um in case there's like a case guy, somebody like stalking you. You have to like have like all your senses with you.

SPEAKER_06 29:26

At the grocery store? Oh, Harman's and Draver?

SPEAKER_01 29:28

I've had to have security walk me out because there was a guy following me around in Harman's. No, I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_06 29:35

You're kidding. Like, how did you know he was following you? And what did he do?

SPEAKER_01 29:40

You know how like you can tell when somebody is like staring at you? So I like the first time I saw him, it was like out of the corner of my eye, and I was like, hmm, okay, he's kind of creepy. So like my warnings are up. So Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 30:00

Question. What's the how do you notice like if someone's just like kind of like checking you out versus like creepy staring too long? Like how do you think so?

SPEAKER_01 30:10

This is the other thing. It's not like he was like he wasn't like he's not like staring at me. Yeah. It's just like I feel like every girl can relate to this. It's your intuition. Like, truly, there is a feeling that you get, and like they don't even have to be looking at you, they don't have to be talking to you. It's just like something inside of you is like, this is like this isn't right, something's wrong. And so you just get like this like pit in your stomach, and you're just like, Okay, like I'm clocking him. So then I would like walk to the next aisle, like doing my grocery shopping, whatever. And like every time, and it's it's not like he was like in my exact same aisle, because you know how the aisles are like really long, and then there's like that that break, like runway in the middle. So he was always on like the other in the other aisle, and maybe it just was a coincidence, but it happened like five times.

SPEAKER_06 31:09

So then it just like started freaking me out, and then when I was checking out, so then I FaceTimed my mom because I was like, was he every time you looked at him was like he wasn't like you really and he didn't have a cart.

SPEAKER_01 31:24

That that was the other thing. It's not like he was just like getting stuff and like throwing random stuff in his cart. He didn't have a cart, he was holding like two things, but every aisle I was in, he was in the one like down, and he just was like like reading, and then he'd like put it back, and then pick something random else up, read it, put it back, and then I'd go walk around the corner to the next aisle, wait a couple seconds, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 31:52

How old was he? Not okay. So what if he'd been like a cute guy?

SPEAKER_01 31:59

I don't know. Even cute guys can give you that like pit in your stomach. Yeah. So then I FaceTime Shannon and at checkout, I went to one and he went to like one like two down from me, and like I had a bunch of stuff because I was grocery shopping for like the week for Michael and Shannon's house. So I had like a whole cart full, and he had maybe three things. And so he obviously got done a lot faster than me. And at Harman's there's like all the checkouts, and then you like go and you have to turn left, and there's like a flower section at like the top corner of the store, and then you exit. And he was just like standing in like the flower, and like he kept like looking, like he kept like he was like, that's what it seemed like. He was like on his phone and he kept like and then he'd like pretend to look at flowers, but he had already checked out, and so I was like watching him, and I wasn't like shy, like I literally was staring at him, and I was like, Mom, like he's waiting in the flower section, like like he's already checked out, like he should leave. And the checkout girl like heard me talking to mom, and she was like, Do you want me to have like people walk you out? And I was like, Yeah, so then the um the the bag boy walked me out and then security also walked out with me.

SPEAKER_03 33:31

Yeah, that's kind of wild.

SPEAKER_01 33:33

That just goes to show that you have male privilege that you can walk around the grocery store with your headphones on because I feel like every girl listening to this is like, no, I would never or like if you do walk around with headphones on, you either only have one in, or like you can't have noise canceling headphones on.

SPEAKER_06 33:53

Yeah, that's fair. I get it. Actually, I don't because I'm not saying I get it, I'm saying like I understand your situation. I do think it's um how do I say this? Like being um a girl, just because of like knowing how guys are, it would always be weird of like is this guy checking me out? Is he just looking? And I'm talking about like in all situations of life. You know what I mean? Like you go anywhere. There's always like that weird, because guys are guys are kind of gross. You know what I mean? Yeah, and so they are like I think about like yeah. I mean, you hear about the terrible stories like in business or whatever it is. That would be tough to look at.

SPEAKER_01 34:46

That's why I started giving out Michael's number.

SPEAKER_06 34:51

Oh yeah, that's I remember when you did that one time, and the guy called. Oh my gosh, you're dead.

SPEAKER_01 34:57

He would get so when I went to UVU for like a whole semester. If I like got like a weird vibe from a guy and he asked me for my number, I would give him Michael's number. And Michael would always text me and be like, Stop giving guys my number. I'm so sick of answering the call. Because he always answers for numbers that he doesn't know because he thinks it's like work-related. And so he'll be like, Hello, this is Mike. And the guys will be like, is Amy there? I'm looking for Amy. And he's like, no, wrong number. And then he'll text me and be like, seriously, these guys like won't stop calling, like, stop giving out my number. I'm like, no, I get scared.

SPEAKER_06 35:38

I mean, it's a smart way to do it. But you also can give them like any number.

SPEAKER_01 35:42

No, because some guys think that you're giving them a wrong number, and then they'll be like, what was the last, what were what were the last four digits again? And if you give them a random number and you're like Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:55

Wait, they do that?

SPEAKER_01 35:56

I mean, I've I never had that happen to me personally, but m that happened to my friends.

SPEAKER_06 36:04

I would truly never like as a guy, I would never want to ask that person. Because if she gave me the wrong number, that would be so embarrassing to find out right on the spot. But like then to ask her and like force her to give you the right number, yeah. Like that's just that's so yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:23

Then I I was like, oh well, I I always have Michael's number memorized, so I would just gave him Michael's number.

SPEAKER_06 36:29

I guess yeah, I mean that is smart. It's smart. But think of all the guys you were meeting at UVU. You what could have happened if you would have stayed another semester?

SPEAKER_00 36:42

We'll never know.

SPEAKER_06 36:47

You could always go back. How much money, how much money would it take for you to go back to school right now?

SPEAKER_01 36:54

Right now.

SPEAKER_06 36:54

Sounds like I'll pay you this amount of money.

unknown 36:56

Right now.

SPEAKER_06 36:57

Go back to school right now.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

You have to finish three more years or school. I don't even know. A lot of people. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:07

A million. You do it for a million?

SPEAKER_01 37:11

No. No.

SPEAKER_06 37:12

500k. 500k.

SPEAKER_01 37:15

Even like two.

SPEAKER_06 37:20

A million for three million dollars.

SPEAKER_01 37:22

I would say a million a year.

unknown 37:24

I would say a million a year. A million a year.

SPEAKER_06 37:28

That's crazy. So you're signing an MBA contract to go back to school for three years. Okay. Fair enough. Um I have a new thing I want to do with you. I think it's kind of funny. So I saw like, I'm sure people have seen this where you have like a lump sum of money, and you have to decide what you're gonna pay for, and that's like for each segment, and that's what your life is. So it's like, for example, you're gonna be pick your man, your home, your career, and your car, and actually, vacation and perk of life. But you only have like you have $18. So you have to use it across all of things.

unknown 38:18

I don't understand.

SPEAKER_06 38:19

You don't understand? Okay. So I'm gonna get say you're gonna have $18, and then I'm gonna say, alright, this section is your man. So you for one dollar, he's gonna be hot and fun, but never plans a day. You get it?

SPEAKER_01 38:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:34

Do you want to do it?

unknown 38:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 38:36

I want to see what you pick. Okay, so you have $18 to build.

SPEAKER_01 38:39

It doesn't seem like very much.

SPEAKER_06 38:41

Okay?

unknown 38:43

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 38:44

Well, you better spend your money wisely. First one. For your man, your husband. A dollar. Hot and fun, but never plans dates. Two, kind and loyal and responsible, but a little boring. For three dollars, funny, ambitious, and attractive, but lives an hour away. Like maybe you say he works an hour away. Four dollars, everything you want, but hate social media. And five, the full package, but you must meet him on a dating app. So for $5, which one are you taking?

SPEAKER_00 39:21

Four. Four dollars.

SPEAKER_06 39:26

Everything you want. Four dollars. Okay. You have $14 left. So you have everything you want, but hate social media. Okay, your home. A perfect apartment for a dollar. No storage. $2, cute townhouse, but very thin walls. $3, a gorgeous house, $5 minutes away from family. $4, dream house, but no horses. And nearby family. $5, dream house and barn, but you host every family party. So you have $14 left.

SPEAKER_01 40:03

$3.

SPEAKER_06 40:04

What are you taking?

SPEAKER_01 40:04

$45 minutes away.

SPEAKER_06 40:06

Gorgeous house. $45 minutes away. Alright. So that means you have $11 left. Career. Dollar. Peaceful $9 to $5, completely anonymous. $2. Podcast only, but you cannot read comments, which is fine. $3. Full-time influencer posting five days a week. $4. Successful brand with the team doing most of the work. Or $5, never work again. But you have to film a reality TV show with your family yearly.

SPEAKER_01 40:39

What's the $2 one again? That one.

SPEAKER_06 40:44

Podcast only. Okay, so you have nine dollars left. So far you've done the uh everything you want, dude. Gorgeous house, 45 minutes away, and you're doing the podcast for $2. Yeah. And so you have, what'd I say, you have $9 left? Okay, your car. $1, reliable, spotless minivan. $2 Q SUV, no heated seats. $3 luxury SUV, but you clean it yourself. So no Mr. Car wash. Or the people clean it for you. $4, Dream Car, but your family borrows it. Kind of. Like now. Dream car with $5 is Dream Car with a full-time car.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

I don't know how any of those. Can I do like a dollar fifty just like a truck?

SPEAKER_06 41:42

No. Dollar fifty for a truck? That should be like six dollars. Because that's like your dream car. So we'll say we'll say your dream car for four dollars is a truck to pull your horses. Four dollars?

SPEAKER_00 41:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 41:57

So you have five bucks left. Okay. And you only have vacations and perks left. So for a dollar. Luxury staycation every year. What the hell? That is not should be a dollar. Two. So that's one trip a year, is what you get with that. Number two, one annual girls' trip in the US with the family. So like a sister's trip. Three, Hawaii every winter for three bucks. Four, two international trips, but you plan everything. So you get to go do whatever you want two times a year for four bucks. And five dollars you're spending every summer in the destination of the state.

SPEAKER_01 42:37

I would say two dollars, the girls' trip one.

SPEAKER_06 42:42

That's interesting. That's gonna be what you want. Is to go with your sisters on a trip once a year. Oh my gosh. You're poor kids. Never go on vacation. Just mom going on.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Someone's gotta stay and take care of the horses.

SPEAKER_00 43:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:07

Alright, last one. So you have three dollars left. Lifetime perks. Unlimited diet coke and gorgeous.

SPEAKER_01 43:15

That would save me so much money.

SPEAKER_06 43:16

That's like that should be number one. That's insane. Two dollars. Free hair and makeup anytime. Three dollars. Three. Horse expenses covered for life. Four dollars, which you can't get.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

Three.

SPEAKER_06 43:34

Full-time housekeeper and assistant. Five dollars. Housekeeper, assistant, and chef.

SPEAKER_01 43:42

That's my dream life right there.

SPEAKER_06 43:43

So that's your dream life. That's actually my dream life. That's kind of rigged, actually. That was too good for you. Because you got your everything you want, guy. And he w hate social media, so that's like a good thing. But he would but what if he told you you could you have to delete your Instagram right now?

SPEAKER_01 43:58

I don't know if I would delete it. It completely, I would remove anyone that I don't know personally that I haven't talked to within the last like year or two and go private. So I would have like a thousand followers and I would go private.

unknown 44:12

So I would have like a thousand followers.

SPEAKER_06 44:14

Nope. He says, I don't like social media. I don't want you posting anything. Delete it. You okay, wait, even better. He says, I don't like you even scrolling, Doom scrolling on TikTok, Instagram, TikTok. You got I I would I would appreciate you. I would say go kick rocks. What would you do? But it's your dream guy, everything you want. And that's his one thing. That's his one hang up.

SPEAKER_01 44:39

Okay, fine, then I would give up social media.

SPEAKER_06 44:42

So you're choosing that I would give up social media. I'm just asking. Why are you getting so annoyed at me?

SPEAKER_01 44:48

I mean, it would be really annoying, but I guess I would give up social media. If like he checked every other box. And he was like literally perfect in my dream guy, then yes, I would delete social media. I mean, I would miss TikTok so much, but I could do it.

SPEAKER_06 45:08

Yeah, that would be honestly the best thing to ever happen to you. Anyway. Number two, the man at the home was the gorgeous house 45 minutes away from family. Like that would be your ideal situation anyway. Well, maybe my barn.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

It's my dream house, so my barn is a part of it. It's just 45 minutes away.

SPEAKER_06 45:30

No, no, no. No. It wasn't a dream house. It was a gorgeous house.

unknown 45:34

Okay, whatever.

SPEAKER_06 45:36

What is with the attitude? Like, oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Well, now I'm feeling like you're changing the rules.

unknown 45:44

Now I feel like you're changing the rules.

SPEAKER_06 45:47

How'd I change the rules? I'm going back through the answers.

SPEAKER_01 45:50

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Gorgeous house 45 minutes away. I'm great with that.

unknown 45:54

Gorgeous house 45 minutes away.

SPEAKER_01 45:56

I'm not.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

Why are you so angry?

SPEAKER_01 45:59

Maybe I'm angry because I'm not sure if you're not gonna be.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

Like this isn't what you're signing up for.

SPEAKER_06 46:05

Okay, your career was podcasts. It looks like we're just podcasting it for the rest of our lives. Um, your car.

SPEAKER_01 46:15

Truck. Remember we add six dollars truck. Okay, four dollars truck, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 46:20

No, we did four dollars truck.

SPEAKER_01 46:22

Which I drive Michael's truck at the time.

unknown 46:29

I drive Michael's.

SPEAKER_06 46:33

But could you actually like tow a trailer with horses?

SPEAKER_01 46:37

I need my trainer to teach me how to pull a horse trailer.

SPEAKER_06 46:42

I mean I know I can do it.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

I it no, it like really genuinely scares me.

SPEAKER_06 46:51

Especially having living animals in the back, I would be terrified. How do you yeah, anyway, that's enough about that. Vacations, you did the annual girls' trip. Not surprised by that one. You're just kicking the family to the curb, make sure that all the horses are alive when I get back and the cattle. That's crazy. Um but like don't you think did you guys go on lots of family vacations growing up? You didn't go on vacations? Like once a year or something?

SPEAKER_01 47:27

Well we didn't go on like vacations. We went to Colorado, up to the ranch, like twice a year. So I w I wouldn't classify that as like a vacation. And Michael was always too busy, like he couldn't.

SPEAKER_06 47:47

Yeah. We always went on one a year.

SPEAKER_01 47:52

Yeah. I mean now we do. Like now Michael's like, yeah, let's go. Like he's like becoming a jet setter, kinda. But yeah, when I was growing up, no, like we went to the ranch or we stayed home.

SPEAKER_06 48:08

Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay, and your lifetime perk was horse expenses covered for life. That one should have been like twenty dollars. But worked out.

SPEAKER_01 48:24

That that's my dream life right there.

unknown 48:27

That's my dream life right there.

SPEAKER_01 48:29

I am, we're manifesting it. To an extent I do an extent. Like, I think like what you put out you get back, and like you can like honestly, what I think it is, and maybe people completely disagree with me, I just feel like manifesting is kind of like praying, or like manifesting is I don't know. Because it's like you're like wishing, you're like telling the universe, like, I want this to happen to me. And I kind of feel like I mean you're not praying for to the universe, you're praying to God, who is the creator of the universe, and so I just feel like it's not like yeah, it's just uh another way people have changed prayer. Like to an extent, it's like yes, I believe you can like speak something into existence, but like when I say that, I just mean like I'm praying for it. And I have faith that it'll happen.

SPEAKER_06 49:28

Yeah. Yeah. And I think also it's like the faith and belief part is also affects like your thoughts and being positive and like believing like yourself, you can do those things.

SPEAKER_01 49:42

I agree, because I do I do believe like what you put out into the universe, you will get back. And so you put out into the universe, you can get back itself.

SPEAKER_06 49:50

Like if you're saying those things by yourself or saying like that means it'll happen. Yeah, I just think putting your thoughts towards it, yeah. With yeah. I just don't love the like some people do the manifesting in this, like, set it there. Don't do anything.

SPEAKER_01 50:08

Yeah, you have to put in like the action.

SPEAKER_06 50:11

Do something.

unknown 50:12

Yeah, you have to put in like the action.

SPEAKER_01 50:13

I agree.

SPEAKER_06 50:14

Yeah, exactly. I feel like that's part of which is faith. Literally what you're describing is faith.

unknown 50:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 50:21

But anyway, enough about that. Um, did you have Oh yeah, I have a list on my list. A list?

SPEAKER_01 50:34

Just like four.

SPEAKER_06 50:35

How many things are on this list?

SPEAKER_01 50:37

Okay, ready?

unknown 50:38

Just like four.

SPEAKER_01 50:39

I actually want to see if you know who this is. Yeah. Do you know who Tommy Paul is?

SPEAKER_06 50:44

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 50:45

He's a professional tennis player.

SPEAKER_06 50:47

Absolutely not.

SPEAKER_01 50:48

Anyway, he got married to Paige Lorenz yesterday. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 50:54

Oh, I know who she is. Yeah, so Tommy Paul. Megan loves her.

SPEAKER_01 50:57

Professional tennis player, really good, like goes to like Wimbledon and the U.S. Open. Actually, I don't know if he's ever been to Wimbledon. U.S. Open for sure, though. Anyway, he's pretty good. Not like the best, but like really good. Um anyway. Him and Paige got married yesterday.

unknown 51:16

Him and Paige got married yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 51:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:20

Wanna know a side story about Paige?

unknown 51:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:23

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:24

We were with Glow? We were going to do a collaboration with her.

unknown 51:32

We should have just done it.

SPEAKER_06 51:33

It would have been like our it was, she wanted $12,000. She was still like super, super popular, but nothing like she is now.

SPEAKER_01 51:42

We should have done it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:46

She had like $400 or $500,000 followers, I think. And obviously she's blown up now, but yeah, you really think maybe we should have done it?

SPEAKER_00 51:56

It wouldn't have hurt.

SPEAKER_06 51:59

It was our last last $12,000.

SPEAKER_01 52:02

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 52:03

It literally was like everything. Maybe not. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 52:06

Alright.

SPEAKER_06 52:07

The problem is we have to do it.

SPEAKER_01 52:10

I just was gonna say, like, do you wish we would have done it, or are you like, no, I'm glad we didn't do it?

SPEAKER_06 52:21

Um I really wanted to do it at the time. But I think it could have led to a disaster of shipping leaking bottles. And like it like it going really well, and actually her getting a lot of people to buy, and then us just unrelated.

SPEAKER_01 52:39

Well, and that's why we didn't end up doing it, because we were like I don't know the bottles were leaking, but yeah, the bottles suck. Yeah, I do I'm obsessed with her.

SPEAKER_06 52:49

Yeah, that was devastating.

SPEAKER_01 52:51

Dairy Boy.

SPEAKER_06 52:53

She owns the what? The Dairy Boy sweatshirts. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 53:01

I mean, I've just been refreshing my TikTok, like waiting to see her dress. Actually, let's see. Has she posted yet?

SPEAKER_06 53:10

Like, what made her so famous? Um because she's good looking.

SPEAKER_01 53:14

Yeah, I mean, she's stunning. The Army Hammer thing, like, really like that was like the catalyst. And then she just like You know Army Hammer, he's an actor. Okay, so his Yeah, so I think it's either his grandfather or his great great grandfather started Arm and Hammer, hence Army Hammer. So he is like loaded, became an actor, super hot. He kind of like he wasn't like ever like an A-list actor, but like he wasn't like kind of like maybe B B plus list actor, whatever. Anyway, they dated, and then it later came out that he was like into like weird, creepy stuff. Like he got a knife and carved an A into her stomach and then like drank her blood or something like that. Yeah, like he was into like weird stuff where he like wanted to like beat you up essentially.

SPEAKER_04 54:21

Like who? Yeah, I've never even think of that.

SPEAKER_01 54:24

Like that is, so then when they broke up and creepy. I think it was another ex-girlfriend did like an article about it, and then everybody was like, Paige, like, is this true? And then she was like, Yeah, it's true. And then she did like a couple interviews about it. So then that like she was already like gaining popularity from that. And then that kind of just like shot her up, and then she just like took that momentum and ran with it and like look at her now. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 54:54

Good for her, good for her. Kind of crazy, like how those little things I don't know, like this something just catches the attention of everybody, and then like she was explored.

SPEAKER_01 55:06

She originally like was like a micro influencer, kind of, because she was really, really good at skiing. She was like almost on like the Olympic ski team or something like that.

SPEAKER_06 55:18

Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_01 55:20

And so like she was popular from that, and then she was popular. She just like is so hot that all these hot guys wanted to date her.

unknown 55:30

She's like so hot, though.

SPEAKER_01 55:31

So yeah, anyway. Yeah. So they got married. Congrats to them. She's beautiful, stunning. I can't wait to see what her wedding looks like.

SPEAKER_06 55:40

Congrats, Paige.

SPEAKER_01 55:41

Have you heard about this lettuce diarrhea?

SPEAKER_06 55:44

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 55:44

It's like it's like the new pandemic, I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_06 55:51

I've heard a little bit about it. It's Taco Bell.

SPEAKER_01 55:55

I've only ever on my TikTok, so like, I don't know if that's true. I thought that was like satire.

SPEAKER_06 56:03

I heard that's like it started there, but I think it came from their produce or something that they were getting.

SPEAKER_01 56:11

But then why are people like saying like be careful at the grocery stores?

SPEAKER_06 56:18

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where Taco Bell came into this. Maybe that's where the first couple people got it, but now it's every grocery store is saying you need to wash your produce. But I was listening to something about it yesterday, actually. They were saying the only way you can kill it is with heat. So like washing it. How hot a heat?

SPEAKER_01 56:35

Like you gotta grill the lettuce or what? Or like can you just run it under hot water?

unknown 56:39

You gotta grill the lettuce or what?

SPEAKER_01 56:41

Like you gotta stick it in the oven.

SPEAKER_06 56:43

I think you would need a hotter temperature than hot water.

SPEAKER_01 56:46

Yeah, like Megan got Chipotle. Exactly. Was it yesterday? Or no, oh no, it wasn't Megan. It was Rachel. Rachel called and told me that she had Chipotle today, and I was like, Oh, hope you didn't get any lettuce on it. And she was like, Oh my gosh, no, I didn't. And I was like, well, I mean explosive diarrhea. Imagine on the plane right home having explosive diarrhea.

unknown 57:10

Imagine on the plane right home having explosive diplomaria.

SPEAKER_01 57:12

But on the plus side, you lose like 15 to 20 pounds. I'm hearing.

SPEAKER_05 57:21

Oh my gosh. I'm not sure. Well, yeah, I feel like that's where every girl's brain goes.

SPEAKER_01 57:26

Like the amount of TikToks that I've seen that's like is it all lettuce, or is it just a certain kind of lettuce? Like I'm about to go to the grocery store, I have a trip next week, I need to lose 20 pounds. Like, let me know so I can get it.

SPEAKER_06 57:41

Oh my gosh. So That is so wild. People uh I'm not surprised though. But going through pounds.

SPEAKER_01 57:54

20 pounds is a lot. Even 10.

unknown 57:56

Okay, it's more than 20 pounds.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

I mean, no, it would be visible that would be. I've just seen TikToks of people being like who has it, what brand of lettuce did you get?

SPEAKER_06 58:13

Like, I'm just picturing how much you'd have to be on that toilet. You would be on there for like seven days straight.

SPEAKER_01 58:21

Ugh, no. No.

SPEAKER_06 58:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

Moving on, moving on.

SPEAKER_06 58:25

From next one. Wiping so much. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 58:28

England tragically lost to Argentina.

unknown 58:32

England tragically lost to Argentina.

SPEAKER_01 58:34

Idiots. Idiots.

SPEAKER_06 58:38

Next one.

SPEAKER_01 58:39

Like we were all rooting for them. Did you sub that in Taylor's? Every team that I'm rooting for. England? I feel like everybody collectively was like, yeah, we want England to win to get rid of Argentina. I don't know. Everyone on my TikTok.

SPEAKER_06 58:56

Who said that? Who was weaking?

SPEAKER_01 58:58

It's like we all wanted Norway to win, and then England got that them out, so now we're like, hey, we want England to win. And our Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 59:08

I want Argentina. W why like rooting for Britain?

SPEAKER_01 59:15

Well, the comments are hilarious. Everyone's like, England hasn't won anything on American soil since 1776. And this is also on the topic. But keep going. FIFA. Over 600 babies in Peru were named after Erling Holland.

SPEAKER_06 59:44

In Peru? That's funny.

SPEAKER_01 59:47

You can name one Erling and then for your last one if it's a girl, you can name her Holland.

SPEAKER_06 59:56

That would be funny. I would do it. I have coming up with boy names is a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:02

And like this is no hate, no shade to Erling Holland because like I love him. Erling is not a good name. Like it only works because he is Erling Holland and like he's hot. But like, no offense to you, you're not gonna have an Erling Holland. So like you can't name your child Erling. Well, because he's not gonna be like 6'6, ripped, blonde hair. I don't know, just I just based off of Dean and Weston, like they're the same brand. Like Dean and Weston, like they're the same brand.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:36

Yeah, true. They both came out black hair, they both have the same hair color now.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:40

But maybe Yeah, it just it works for him because he's Erling Holland. I like Holland, Erling. Like, could you imagine if you named your child Erling Hunsaker? Like, what would you call him for short, Earl?

unknown 1:00:55

Like, what would you call him for short Earl?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:58

Er Earl E? Just call him E. Call him Ling. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I hate coming with boys' names, so Holland is a really cute name though.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:11

But you have to spell it H A A L A N D.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:15

For a girl.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:16

You can't spell it like the normal Holland.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:23

That would be kind of wild though. That'd be like a super spelling or whatever.

unknown 1:01:31

Yeah, like the change is.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:44

Anyway, that that was it for my pop culture.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:47

Um okay, anything else? Well, yeah, I know you loved that. I was expecting more, like.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:00

I mean, I kind of tried to like do a mix.

unknown 1:02:04

I mean, I kind of tried to like do it.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:08

I mean, it's up to you. Um we did a I had a poll on Relative from Hell. And 70% of people like that. Shannon is his number one hater.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:22

Shannon is like, well, Shannon doesn't like true crime, so.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:24

Why?

unknown 1:02:26

Shannon doesn't like true crime.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:29

Okay. Well, I had another one.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:31

Okay, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:32

Should I do it or not? This one's pretty short, though. Really quick. This week's relative. This one is very wild. So, this is an all true stories here. This was a mother-in-law named Joanna Hayes. So, Joanna's son and his wife, Heather, were getting divorced and sharing custody of their 18-month-old son. One evening they met in a Target parking lot to exchange the baby. Heather puts her son in his car seat, her ex-husband drives away, and then someone wearing a dark wig and a fake mustache walks up to her walks up to her car. Heather tries to get inside, but the person shuts the door, pulls out a gun, and shoots her.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:16

Was it the mother-in-law?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:18

Yeah. Who d mother-in-law? So, yeah, give me your guesses. Who do you think this could be?

SPEAKER_01 1:03:24

The mother-in-law? I don't know. Was it the baby daddy? In a wig and a mustache? Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:36

I don't know. Let me keep going. So, when witnesses originally thought the killer was a man, investigators determined that it was Heather's mother-in-law.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:45

Why would she do that?

SPEAKER_06 1:03:46

You got it. Wearing the disguise. Joanna was convicted. She was convicted of murder, murdering her daughter-in-law, her mother-in-law, and sent wait, oh my gosh. Joanna was convicted of murdering her daughter-in-law and sentenced to life in prison.

SPEAKER_01 1:03:59

So did this happen in Utah?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:02

I was reading more about it.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:03

Oh, okay.

unknown 1:04:05

Utah?

SPEAKER_06 1:04:06

No, it wasn't in Utah. But they were they were both actually like at one point living with the mother-in-law. And so she and the daughter-in-law was in the city of the city.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:17

So she was like really not happy with this girl.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:20

And so. Yeah, so like they were close, and um, the person that ended up confessing, or like figuring it out, good for him for was the son.

SPEAKER_01 1:04:35

Figuring it out and telling.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:39

But so then he he watched like the video, and he was the one that first told the police that he walked, he recognized how the person was walking in the person's build, and he's like, that's my mom. But at the trial, he said he no longer believed that the she killed Heather. And so he switched after um after like his original.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:05

I guess uh, when they're when they're changing stories in a trial, kind of crazy story. Red flag.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:14

Mm-hmm. Yep. It was a pretty crazy story. Like I saw the picture too of the the lady, what she looked like without those the mustache and the wiggle.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:31

Really? She looked like a man?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:33

I mean, it was convincing. And so she she looked like a man.

SPEAKER_01 1:05:39

And uh, but well ratted her out. She deserved to be ratted out for that.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:45

Which was good. Which was good. People are so weird. Like why? In laws?

SPEAKER_01 1:05:54

Why?

SPEAKER_06 1:05:58

Well, it's sad because the kids. We're in the middle of it all the time. Like well, through the two examples we've seen, it's been having the poor kids that are ones that are suffering. Because they're in the middle of people being divorced.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:11

People are so weird.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:13

Crazy.

SPEAKER_01 1:06:16

I mean, everybody's weird. Everyone's weird. But like these people who are like scheming are like really weird.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:32

Yeah. Speaking of weird. I thought this was weird. But this is where like I feel like everyone's going now is they use AI for literally their whole life. Like they came at people can't even think anymore. I'm at a restaurant yesterday. I'm in line, and this lady is typing everything on the menu into her chat GPT asking if this would be okay for her to eat. And I'm like, I understand. Maybe she has some like dietary issues and stuff. Yeah, it's like have some like common sense and like do like some like what you shouldn't eat deducting. Yeah, I it's gonna be interesting because I also overheard like I was talking to some of our close family friends, and like their kids are in high school, and everyone gets 4.0.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:29

Well, and not only that, you can retake a test as many times as you want, and you can turn in late assignments until the last day of the quarter. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:43

Wait, really? Is that like every school? Like why?

SPEAKER_01 1:07:48

I think it happened like that.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:50

Like, is that a new thing? Like I haven't heard that.

SPEAKER_01 1:07:52

And they just like kept with it? But yeah, like over COVID. Back in my day, if you failed a test, you either failed or you could only retake it one time. And if you got a worse score on the test that you retook, they like whatever score you get on the retek on the retake, that's what score they take.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:24

Okay. Real question. Did you ever cheat on a test?

SPEAKER_01 1:08:31

Is that like bad technical admit? Um, I do have dreams that like I'm back in high school and I like forgot to go to a class and now I can't graduate. I have that dream like every once in a while.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:50

That's hilarious. You only cheated one time. One time I cheated, though. One time. Yes, because so I'm in class. Well, I was talking to one of my one of my brothers, and they were like, yeah, I used to cheat all the time in high school. Like, just just cheat. Because I was, I don't know, I think I was stressed by like a math test or something. So luckily I had a cool teacher. Oh but I'm looking at the city. And then after I come and submit the test, and she's like, Zach, let me see your phone. So she looks at my phone and she obviously sees the text messages, and she's like, eh, like I was so shook because I thought it was gonna be so easy and it was cool like to cheat or whatever. And so then I had to come back and retake the test. And luckily, like I did good because I knew the material. I just thought it was gonna be cool to cheat. Like that was literally the only thing to do. And I was also texting this girl that had a crush on, so like I thought it was looking even cooler because I was texting her, and so then from then on and never ever cheated on a test again.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:59

I feel like it's harder to cheat in college.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:01

Like in college, n nothing.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:04

Oh. I guess I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:06

Oh, it's so easy to cheat.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:07

But yeah, I d I did cheat in high school and but I was like more creative with my cheating than you were. Like I wasn't ever on my phone. Because if they if they saw your phone, they would take it for the rest of the day.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:22

Yeah, I was if they saw your phone, they would take it.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:27

I mean, yeah. No, like I was lucky because the teacher was cool.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:31

I you know those calculators, like the massive calculators that you could do like all the cool things on or whatever. I don't even know what you like algebra or something. Um and you know how it would have like instructions on the case, and you could take out the instruction paper. I always had like a little paper like this big in the back of the instruction.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:59

Were you the type that was like instead of studying, yeah, they were writing every tiny note on the little piece of paper taking three hours just to put it in there where you could just like study for the test.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:10

Chemistry. Every every other test I was. I never really had an issue with.

unknown 1:11:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:11:23

Everyone has to do chemistry, I think, your sophomore year.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:25

I think everyone had to do chemistry, right?

SPEAKER_01 1:11:27

And then junior year I did wildlife biology. And I also cheated in that class. And I know that he knows that I cheated, but he couldn't like prove it. Did I have I told you the story about the bugs? Oh my gosh. Okay. I took wildlife biology because I was like, I wasn't gonna do like physics because I knew I couldn't do physics. So I took wildlife biology and fourth quarter, we had to do like this like bug chart or something, and like you, he gave you like a paper of bugs that you had to go find, and you were supposed to like go out in like the woods or something, or like your backyard, and like try to find like these exact bugs. And I'm like, ew, I'm not like going to dig for bugs. Like, so I got online and I bought I literally just typed in like wildlife biology, and then I typed in like every single bug that I needed. Wildlife biology 80 bucks. I had like 120 bugs. 80 bugs and it delivered right to my front door, and like the way that it comes, it's like they are like pinned perfectly into this like styrofoam, so they're like presented, like it it looks professional, like it could be in a museum. And like I know, like when I took it and turned it in, he was like I think I was like and like I know that he knows that I did not go and find those bugs, but like what's he gonna say? Like, let me see your credit card history. Like, he can't say that.

unknown 1:13:17

Let me see your credit card history.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:18

Oh, I got 100%. I got an A in that. So what score did you get?

unknown 1:13:23

Oh, I got 100%.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:25

Yeah. And you know what? Michael and Shannon were like we've ever spent.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:31

Not bad.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:35

Yeah. I wonder if he remembers that.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:39

That's funny.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:40

Like, I wonder if I saw him and was like, hey, Mr. Lindy.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:44

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:13:47

Did did you know that I bought that online? And if he would be like, I don't know what you're trying to do, or if he'd be like, yeah, I'm not an idiot. No, literally.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:58

Like, yeah, you're the one person who would never even touch a bug. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:01

Good times.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:03

That's funny. Um good times in school. Yeah. Alright. Well, should we finish with a judge and jury? Alright, alright. Alright. So I have two. This one is kind of long.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:24

So pray that I can read this correctly. Alright, writing in with some more detail. So she had submitted one and then she sent another one that was even longer. So it says, Am I fair to never want anything to do with my sister-in-law? Long story short, she begged for a job at my company. Uh-oh. They ended up hiring her. She sucks big time at the job. Like charging a customer, charging a customer $999 instead of $99. Every time I bell her out, beg my bosses not to fire her. She stayed up most nights doing her job. Wait, so I stayed up most job. Oh my gosh. I stayed up most nights doing her job for her because she was overwhelmed and needed the money. One of the reasons she was hired was to cover me on my honeymoon. Wait. Anyways, two days before my wedding, she quit.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:12

She was supposed to cover her stress quits before the wedding.

unknown 1:15:16

So then she was supposed to be covered. And then she makes them before the wedding.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:20

Yep. Yep. And she says, sorry to add more stress, can't do this anymore. Apparently she tried quitting to my boss, but they told her she couldn't do this, uh do this to me the week am I going to be able to do that? What kind of job is this? Anyway, I mean, I don't know. Well, maybe we'll figure it out here. But I don't think we find out the actual job. Anyways, I was so mad I told my husband to tell his brother she was not allowed to sit front row in our ceiling. They agreed in the day of our wedding, walk into the room, and she's sitting front row. I told her I thought she was a disgusting person and she filed a complaint against me at my company. Same sister-in-law who planned her baby blessing the same week as our wedding, too. Am I wrong to never forgive her? Or do I need to grow up? So this is the one that's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:10

Yeah, the baby blessing on the wedding.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:12

When she planned her baby blessing. Yes. How can you file a complaint at work? So having more issues with the system.

unknown 1:16:22

How can you file a complaint?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:27

I mean, you could probably, like, through customer service, you know, like say this person's so terrible, blah, blah, blah.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:33

I mean, like that is.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:35

Like you could go file a complaint against someone at a company.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:37

That she would do that.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:42

The fact that sh like the thing that would kill me though, is her being so bad at the job, and I'm even covering for her and working extra hours so she can have a job and make money, and then she's still the biggest douchebag.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:58

Yeah, I would lose it too.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:59

Yeah. This chicken psycho lose it. But it's a good one. Yeah, how is that anyone in the field?

SPEAKER_01 1:17:09

You know what? It's really not that big of a deal.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:11

This chick's cool. That's where I think the line is though. If you have a job professional life and like your family starts, she's making you look bad job.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:25

Like, and that can affect your livelihood. It's like, no, no. There are lines that you don't cross. You don't cross professional boundaries. You don't let your personal life affect your work life. And it's like, so then she was like, yeah, okay, like you guys can still come to the ceiling, but you can't sit front row. Okay. Go sit in the back. But she still sat front row, like a little bit of a couple of things. Like to prove a point, or like what was she like what why? Does it matter where you sit in a ceiling? I've never done one. So like it's all in the same room. Like you all hear the same things.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:07

No. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Also want to hear this is like personal to me, my family, but um, so last week my niece got married. So when we say ceiling, for anyone who doesn't know, we're talking about in the temple, it's just the marriage ceremony. It's called the ceiling that happens. Um, like the ceiling of families together forever. It's and it's just the ceremony part. Anyway, but it's in a small room, and as we talked about last week, it's like you have to have a recommended to get in there. So Megan and I were we weren't late, but usually you go into the room like probably 15 minutes early, and everything would get everyone's kind of waiting for the bride and groom to come in. And we came in after everyone had already walked in, and so we go in and we just sneak in the back. It hadn't started or anything. We were still like five minutes early. Uh, but that's like in a way late when it comes to that. But my poor mom didn't see us sneak in the back because my parents are sitting on the front row and it's it's a small room, but like we were really quiet and just went and sat in the back. And they weren't facing us, so they couldn't see us. Um so anyway, your mom? She after is like crying because she thought, yes, my mom is crying because she thought we missed the wedding. Oh, yeah. And that we were so late that we weren't in the room when it happened. I felt so bad. I'm glad you made it, and I'm sad that Diane was crying. Um, but poor my poor mom.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:45

Yeah, like she was like sitting there being around.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:47

That means she was stressed the entire time that like we weren't there. Yeah, like she was like sitting there being like, Yep, yep, exactly. Anyway, um yeah, this this girl I would just have some choice words or just like never speak to her again. Yeah. Yeah. I would.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:12

Okay, so let me ask you this.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:14

You're in her position.

SPEAKER_01 1:20:19

Do you say something and like try to resolve it and like become friends again? Or would you be able to just like not say anything and like not speak to her more than like, hey, even that, like you probably won't even say hi to her, but like you're in the same room. Could you would you be able to do that? Or are you the type of person that like no? Because I feel like I feel like with my family, like a lot of times we can't help ourselves. I feel like I could be like if we see like somebody in the room, like we can't just be like ignore them. We have to be like, okay, we have to talk about it. But if it wasn't somebody like in my actual family, I think I could just ignore that.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:11

No problem.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:13

Yeah, like I'm trying to think if I could ignore you.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:16

If it was an in-law.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:20

Okay, when I ghost you on text for like you've ignored me before a few hours. I'm not gone weeks.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:31

Okay, a few hours? You've gone weeks without texting me.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:34

Maybe a couple days at most.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:37

And then you always call me out and you're like, why are you ghosting me? And then I always respond.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:48

Yeah, but I always talk to people.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:50

If I don't do that, you probably could keep going for a while.

SPEAKER_01 1:21:52

I feel like I'm always sending stuff in our group chat. You guys never send stuff, it's always me.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:58

So I will.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:04

Go look at our text. Go look at the last time that you responded. And by the way, I can't remember why I named it. I don't remember either, but you can see in there the last time you texted. Probably was for a while.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:24

No, I don't have it on silent.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:25

You're not good at that.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:26

Oh, because you were sending our.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:27

I think you have it on silent, to be honest.

unknown 1:22:29

No, I don't think I'm not sending it. Oh, because you were sending it.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:32

Oh, no, that's because I was like, No, and then I'll send I'll make a real uh you're not like seeing, but like me and Megan watched it together on her phone, and then I was like, oh yeah. So then she responded for like the both of us. But I forget that like you're not there, so like you don't know that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:52

But how am I supposed to know that? Like you're not there for like a yeah, so maybe you should let me know, because that one is like for example, the horse one is all about you. So it was like Megan did.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:01

She said, Did you like it?

SPEAKER_06 1:23:03

Never responded, so I said, F it, I'll just post it. Did you hear an idiot? I'm asking, but it was for you. Anyway, yeah, you I would ignore. I could easily ignore. I'm pretty good at ignoring, actually. I will not look at a person in the eyes.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:24

Yeah, I would ignore that.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:27

I think I wear it on my sleeve a little too much. Like it's pretty good.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:29

Like I always know when you're in a bad mood.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:32

Like if I don't want to talk to you.

SPEAKER_01 1:23:34

I'm always like, oh.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:37

Really?

SPEAKER_01 1:23:41

Not like not like towards me, but like in general, you're in a bad mood. Or like you're like a little more like you're just like a little more intense. It's just like the vibe. And I'm always like, oh. And I'm always like, Megan, is he mad? And she's like, yeah. But it's never like at our family. It's like you're mad at a situation, so then you're just like kind of like festering with it, you know what I mean? I don't remember.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:13

When's the last time that happened?

SPEAKER_01 1:24:15

No, but I just I feel like it is obvious with you if you're like the guy always know when you're having a really bad migraine. Like I just feel like some people are just easier to read. You're easier to read.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:32

True. I'm yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:24:36

Where like me on the other hand, I feel like you always just think I'm annoyed when I'm really not. Like when you were texting me yesterday and you were like you're annoyed at me. I'm like, Yeah, well, now I'm annoyed at you because you keep saying that I'm annoyed at you, and I actually wasn't.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:56

I said it one time. But it was like I was asking you about it. I give one-word answers. And then you were just like, no.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:03

But like I I do that to everyone.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:05

It's not just for the feedback. So But like sometimes as we're you know doing this together, it'd be great. Well, no, I did.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:17

I said I said, How would you feel? And you were like, yeah, I wouldn't like that. And then I'm like waiting for you to say. And you were like, okay, so like you're so annoyed.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:27

And I was like, See, I felt like that was like the smaller.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:31

No, I wouldn't have a smart ass response I've never heard of.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:35

Yeah, I wouldn't like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:36

And I was like, So then look like, no, we're not doing it.

unknown 1:25:41

Yeah, I wouldn't like it.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:43

I felt like that was like a little bit of a. No, I was actually asking like how would you feel? And you were like, yeah, I wouldn't like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:49

And then I was like, okay, yeah, then no, we're not doing it.

SPEAKER_03 1:25:53

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:54

But I do feel like you always think I'm annoyed at you. And like I'm not, until you say, are you annoyed at me? And then I'm like, well, now I am. I do not.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:07

We give off that vibe a lot.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:11

Like when we were doing the questions earlier. Like you got so pissed.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:17

I wasn't even annoyed.

unknown 1:26:18

I didn't even get pissed.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:20

Or you were annoyed at me.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:22

I wasn't. I would say if I was annoyed.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:28

A little bit. Alright, anyway. Um, okay, the second.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:35

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:36

Judge and jury, someone sent in. But it was a TikTok. And I can't show the TikTok. But it basically was this lady, where she was talking about her husband, who at work won what's the one fancy brand that has an L, not Louis Vuitton, but like uh L V. I don't know what it's called.

SPEAKER_01 1:26:59

Saint Laurent.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:02

Or it was Saint no, no, it was Saint Laurent. Yeah.

unknown 1:27:05

Saint Laurent.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:06

Yeah. Something like that.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:08

YSL?

SPEAKER_06 1:27:09

I don't I don't know my brand.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:10

Yeah, Saint Laurent. Anyway, but Saint Laurent.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:12

It was one of those brands. And YSL. That's what it was. Yeah, YSL. Um, so sh her husband had one YSL. Like it was like a bag or something, something fancy at work. And obviously it was for meant for a girl. And she was pissed because instead of giving it to his wife, he gave it to a girl on his team.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:36

No, no.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:37

As like a like a thank you review. Are they having an affair?

unknown 1:27:42

No.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:43

And so he was she was pissed. I don't know. It was just the wife. And she's like, the only thing I can do now is get a divorce. Oh sweetie! Okay, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 1:27:58

Megan just walked in. No. Megan, if Zack won a bag, like a Louis Vuitton bag for work, and then he gave it to a girl on his team, what would you do?

SPEAKER_02 1:28:09

I would be so pissed.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:11

You would divorce him.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:12

Okay, I don't think I would divorce him, but I would pry further because that's odd.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:17

That's what I said. I said, are they having an affordable? Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:21

Ask Zach. If he won a Louis Vuitton bag at work, wouldn't the first person.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:26

No, I but too would be me. I agree.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:29

Yeah. Yeah, he said he would give it to you.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:33

Well, absolutely I'd want to give it to you.

SPEAKER_01 1:28:35

Some lady's husband. I would won a wife. Shh, no one's speaking to you.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:41

What's again?

SPEAKER_01 1:28:42

Some lady's husband won't be a big one. Me on the other side, and gave instead of giving it, and it's a girl bag. Instead of giving it to his wife, he gave it to the girl on the team and being like, here you go, thanks for like doing such a great job.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:53

Probably sucking his That is so weird. And to me, that means that that girl is on his mind a whole lot more than his wife is. That's what that means.

unknown 1:29:05

That girl becomes like a whole lot more.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:09

Okay. I agree. Once again, I agree. I'm playing devil's advocate. What if it was a like playing the game in the corporate world?

SPEAKER_01 1:29:21

No, you don't do that. You can suck up otherwise.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:26

You know what I mean?

unknown 1:29:27

No, you don't do that. You can suck up otherwise.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:32

Speaking of this, I have a okay. This is a wild. This was a long enough ago that it doesn't matter. But uh one time Megan did a giveaway. And it was like, I think it was during Christmas. This was a long time ago. And it was during Christmas, and one of the giveaways, she was doing like the 25 days or 12 days of Christmas. I don't know what it was. Oh yeah. So she was giving something new away every day. And one of them was a diamond necklace. And it wasn't like super fancy, but it was still, it was nice. It was still a diamond necklace. It was cool. Um and so I'm at work, and this free and the girl I work for. She's my manager. She's like, hey, I saw your wife is giving away a diamond necklace. I entered. I would love to win. I'm like, what am I supposed to do?

SPEAKER_01 1:30:27

And so Okay, I feel like that is more normal.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:31

That one was a little rigged.

SPEAKER_01 1:30:32

It would be weird if your company was like, here, Zach, thanks for being such a great employee. Here's a diamond necklace. And then you give it to the girl being like, oh, this is my boss, or like, oh, I work with this girl, I'm gonna give this her necklace, like hoping that she can like get me ahead or something. Like, I feel like that is more normal because she was then like asking. No, this one not like asking you to rig it for her, but being like kind of like dropping it, and then it was like up to Megan, really, in the end.

unknown 1:31:08

Like kind of like dropping it, and then it was like up to Megan, really in the end.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:13

I mean, no, that isn't that she was definitely doing being like, I'm his boss. He is my biatch. And she was doing before. Yeah, so because then you're like, well, now I have to, or she's gonna hate me.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:27

I had literally just started the job.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:29

Yeah, so she she took advantage for sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:33

Yeah. It's like, of course, I mean, I guess like she took advantage of the Yeah. That one was weird. I can't I like still think back about that.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:43

If rules were reversed and it was like a man asking like a young girl who like had just started working, being like, oh hey, like I don't know. I just feel like just her like Yes, like if you're in a position of power, you can't really be able to get a kind of misuse of her power, but new lower totem pole employees to like rig something for you. Right, when it's like she probably can't get a diamond necklace, like kind of crazy. Right, when it's like she probably hope she's enjoying that diamond necklace because she won it.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:28

If if she's listening to this, fair and square, it's okay. And it just won a quink. And it wasn't rigged. We did it a whole giveaway spin, and it just happened to land on her. Yep. Alright. Anything else for this?

SPEAKER_01 1:32:44

Yeah, I'll be at Dallas this weekend. I actually am excited, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:49

So that'll be fun.

SPEAKER_01 1:32:49

I'm not excited for the heat.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:51

Are you excited?

unknown 1:32:53

I actually am really excited.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:54

You're not gonna bail last minute? Yeah, you kind of miss the good days. Like earlier this week. It's only been a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:05

I'm excited to see the house. I'm excited to eat some good food and go to the singles ward.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:13

It's looking good.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:14

That I'm making Megan go with me.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:18

It's gonna be fun. I got some good restaurants lined up.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:23

Could you imagine? She just like goes back to being single for two hours. Just like cosplaying a single person.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:35

That sounds actually terrible.

unknown 1:33:38

Cosplaying a single person.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:40

No, like this is a weird thought I have sometimes of like what if I had just moved to Dallas, like and I kind of feel like it, where I'm single living in the city by myself.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:51

That's that's miserable. I feel for those people because that is like the worst.

SPEAKER_01 1:33:56

Yeah, especially like if you're like, family and friends, like that would suck.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:05

Yeah. No friends.

unknown 1:34:08

Like that would suck.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:09

Yeah. I think a lot about some international people to move internationally, would you? Because you're literally moving with nobody.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:19

Do you think Megan would?

SPEAKER_06 1:34:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:24

Okay, what if it was I'm down for an adventure.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:27

I think Megan would, depending on the place.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:29

I don't know. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:36

But I only got a couple more years of it. Like, once the boys get beyond the case. Yeah, you kind of have to. Probably get some rooms down. That's when I wouldn't do anymore. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:34:51

Yes. Let me anyway.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:54

K ready. Alright, you want to sign us off?

SPEAKER_01 1:34:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:34:56

Okay ready.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:59

Get in your your voice. Yep. I felt like I literally just felt like I was going to hand and pray.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:08

Sign us off with a prayer. And that is our episode. Thank you so much for listening. Follow us anywhere you get your podcast, Apple, Spotify, or YouTube. And we will see you next week in Dallas.